Ever ran from the cops? Tell the story

>get into my dad's camaro
>reversing out the driveway
>get in the street and do a burnout on accident
>cop sees and turns on his lights
>I jump out and run back inside
>hide under my bed
>dad talks to the cop
>I was 13 years old
>got an ass whooping

Last Thursday on my motorcycle I was riding on the tank and I saw some cops turn around. I took off before they got the blue lights on (no speedo but I was easily doing 130mph) and made it up in a strip mall parking lot, hid behind a building for a minute and when I went to bail they followed and pulled me.
Couldn't prove riding the tank is illegal
Didn't get a definitive speed
Couldn't get me on "weaving" because I use hand signals.

4 cop cars there, 2 of which witnessed me running from cops in the triple digits, and they let me go. Got the part with me running on video. I'll never be that retarded again it's too risky and I could've fucked myself up

I have one.

>attending biannual DeLorean show
>racing a guy on a 4 lane road
>blow past cop doing 90
>lights.exe
>guy gets away, cop is after me
>he's about 1/8 of a mile behind me
>fuckit.jpg
>gun it and weave through traffic until I get to the hotel
>pull into first open space
>get out of the car and hide in the bushes
>cop pulls in, does a lap around the lot
>cop turns off lights and leaves
>parking lot had over 60 DeLoreans

I have friends who have run and escaped. Deal w/ it. The chance not worth it to me though.

t. Pussy Ass Bitch

Surely that cant be comfortable

my only story consists of cutting down a few streets and losing them before the chase even got started so heres a tale from my aunt

>have 1969 396 SS Chevelle in the 70s
>dunno all the mods but it wasnt stock to say the least
>speeding through town doing 110
>cop proceeds to chase
>goes on for ages good chunk of the county police get involved
>set up road block on country road
>try to dodge
>end up fucking everything up and barrel rolling 5 times and taking out a light pole
>get pulled out of car
>cop apologizes and says if they knew she was a girl they wouldnt have chased her

the crash was real dunno about the rest of the story

>had 3 big block Chevelle SS's
>ends up with a Chevette by the end of the 70s

kekarooni

Dad had one of these , kill me

>Had a 69 GTO, 389
user, the 69 GTO didn't come with a 389, you mean the 400 right?

SI?

I got 2 that are almost identical just going the opposite ways.

>on 95 in jersey I'm my 05 GT
>everyone slowing down for some reason
>not supposed to be traffic
>then I see it
>a crown vic like 3/4 miles up
>lol what a bunch of retards
>downshift to 4th and go full wot
>start passing the cucks who are heavy braking
>go under one of those official use only overpasses for construction and troopers to make u turns
>like in slow motion, I look to the right where the u turn ends
>grey charger with trooper pointing radar gun at me
>instinct kicked in and I hopped in the middle lane
>thought for a second and remembered that I'm already doing 90, he's at a dead standstill and has to catch up
>downshift to 3rd, full dagumi
>head down the hill towards exit 12
>I can see the cuck coming over the hill on the shoulder with his lights on
>2 right lanes full of trucks
>hop in the two lanes and start weaving in between them to hide my next move
>get to the exit, downshift and hit the 25 mph turn at 70
>DEJA VU
>hide in a truck lot for 30 minutes and fap

The other one same thing happened but just early in the AM with no traffic.