>tfw drunk already but I keep sipping >tfw work every day after tomorrow into forever
Christopher Bell
Tap water
Grayson Evans
Sipped on some Crown Regal Apple. Other than that, just water and RC Cola.
Charles Thompson
tap water and pain killers
Thomas Thompson
nigga what the fuck is up with you
>girl that looks like a short Asa Akira told me girl that looks like short Christy Mack would trade me oral for coke tonight >almost did it but guessed it was a ruse, was correct
10/10 real man
wat did you think? I'm a cider guy so might be into it
Cacy?
Jaxson Cruz
>going to get some groceries >park up front b/c fuck parking next to some soccer mom Suburban >putting my groceries in my back pack >get my music playing and my helmet on >some lady trying to give me shit >can't hear anything lol >she points at "no motorcycle parking" sign I parked right under and didn't even notice
Robert Wood
Dunno who Cacy is.
Nathan Wright
crown royal tastes like shit. don't be fooled. start drinking jameson like a real man.
>also not fukting pornstar lookalikes >also I fukt a black girl tonight for the first time no ragrets
Lincoln Sullivan
How can you drink that apple shit? I tried it because a friend of mine recommended it and it's literally fireball tier.
Dylan Diaz
It's a "once in a while" taste. It's pretty damn sweet and the cap likes to stick as a result. Decent apple flavor. I also like ciders; a good apple cider is fucking tasty.
See above. Not for everyone m8.
Josiah Allen
Pepsi Max and Jacks. Cartons of pepsi max were on sale for $6 and it tastes weird by itself.
Carter Cook
you have the aids now tried really hard to like straight whiskey, can't do it
Cactus tripfag who is sad panda atm
Liam Peterson
>Pepsi
Tyler Jenkins
irish isn't like bourbon or scotch, it is genuinely delicious >you have the aids now I fucking hope not
Colton Barnes
she at least have a donk and light skin?
Hunter Anderson
Fucking metal.
My drink has dead babies in it, what's yours got in it? Plants? Fucking plebian.
Leo Peterson
sounds like Cormorant was seeing some ruff times
John Nguyen
>they can harm you >no actual evidence of harm >typical food blog
hold on i need to step out for a minute
also i read that as semenmix
Hudson Anderson
yes. one of those educated college going black grills. as bill clinton would say >the ass was fat
Joseph Price
post pics nobike
Daniel Scott
Question: What's the best way to apply a decal to your helmet?
Carson Gutierrez
Don't.
Julian Cook
clean it with some alcohol shit, make sure it's dry and then applyj
Cooper Adams
carefully
Jaxson Rivera
don't have any bruv. >he takes a pic of every girl he smashes
Lucas Brooks
>>he takes a pic of every girl he smashes dennis.jpg
Liam Lewis
I don't, but I'm friends with all of them on Facebook >except your sister
Brandon Fisher
l-lewd
u wot. also how bad was owning the k75? thinking about one or a k100 if I get a budget nicer bike
Charles Davis
>u wot. also how bad was owning the k75? thinking about one or a k100 if I get a budget nicer bike i've never owned one
Ayden Ross
meant for bairdy actually, sorry bruv
Lincoln Edwards
Don't want to make the hairy ass crack mistake twice?
Angel Taylor
shit was cash. I ate that like it was a fat kid at a pie eating contest >that was also the most fucked up I have ever been in my life >no seriously, I don't know how I didn't die that weekend
Ayden Butler
worst bike I've ever rode sold for a loss on Christmas Eve
tall, high CoG, heavy, touring oriented but slow and - amazingly - not particularly comfortable. The CX500 I rode was kinda cool, the K75 was shit. dropped it twice while trying to put it on the center stand it was so fucking heavy. Unless you're a BMW fanboy (you aren't, trust me) there are better bikes for the money.
>parked next to a K100 tonight at the bar >wanted to find the guy and be autistic at him
Liam Foster
Why arent You dead yet? Pls do me a Favor and die of an overdose or so.
Gavin Parker
story time
Adam Cooper
good to know
when did you ride a Certainly eXcellent 500? >also implying mine wasn't shit
Henry Price
heh last time someone yelled at me i said "why don't you go fuck yourself asshole" and the guy gave me some confused angry look and called me a punk but kept walking
Carson Richardson
>be in spring break a few months ago >go to havasu for beach party >daily ingest at least 3/4 of a gallon of hard liquor, as well as many beers and a ton of shooters >usually around 2g of blow, and 6 points of molly a night >pretty much a 3 day drug and alcohol induced blackout >end up eating the ass and fukting a hairy-assed qt from cal poly whose ass was also fat shit was neat but I don't want to do that again. I think the last night I added acid to the mix or something but I was physically ill for like a few days afterwards. hardcore jitters and brain pain.
Julian Price
How do I join an MC like hells angels? honestly my life is so fucking boring. at 26 all i do is lift, ride, and work. the idea of joining an MC and doing gang shit is starting to sound pretty appealing
Isaiah Roberts
hey fuckers what is this type of sport called?
Brandon Cruz
I'm sure the Hell's Angels doesn't want a fag with a Vespa in their club
Dylan Wright
Is hating KTM a meme? I know a lot of veteran riders who has/had Honda bikes and they have nothing but good things to say about them.
Daniel Bell
sidecar racing
Brandon Bell
>fucked up the copypasta holy kek
Jaxson Anderson
My bad, it was a CX650C. When I was in Boston I stopped to meet Iddy Biddy Two 'n Fiddy. He rarely posts these days, but I rode his CX and he rode my DRZ. He ended up building a CRF450 conversion supermoto he liked it so much.
Carson Rogers
No i didn't. Lots of Honda riders say great things about KTM.
Andrew Hill
Ask a member if You can buy him a Beer or two and ask him how to join them when hes Drunk. Be ready for faggotry tho, as you Probably have To buy an overpriced Cruiser and Wont get Money out of the Club. Sidecarracing?
Jacob Russell
say that to my face you fat piece of shit
Isaac Jones
noice. cx650 is neat. I would consider one if I didn't want either a lighter bike, a cruiser, or something with twice the power.
Gavin Roberts
>2g/night >$160+ of yak per night Fuck dude I'm a gelatinous cube.
Nolan Davis
come to Nashvegas and I will
Angel Fisher
supermoto life bro, I'm telling you. You're in bumfuck nowhere though so maybe get the dual sport version
James Harris
I kind of blew all my money and shwooped a ball from the frat dudes I was crashing with. highkey, my bac could not have gone below like .2
lord knows how I got it up that shmacked and coked out.
Evan Foster
post pics of your Italian bike, gook bikes GTFO
Gabriel Morgan
>'Zuki dealer doesn't stock Motul >Hoonda dealer doesn't stock Motul >Kayteeemmu/Ducutty dealer does So I should ride down to the Ducati dealer on my V-Strom with a broken turn signal to pick up the oil and put it in my topcase with a busted latch. Just because.
Luke Thompson
I had a fake one
nah pimp, I am in the city now. I need a sportbike to get all the girls that hate their dads. or at least a cruiser or a sport tourer.
yes
Luis Bennett
kkk pls put your trip on
Jayden Evans
why are you you going outside? order on amazon like a normal person
Joseph Campbell
Fuck the police, do it fgt.
Is motul good stuff, by the way? Local bike shop sells it and only it as far as oil goes.
Nicholas Kelly
>lord knows how I got it up
>i have a stash of sildenafil citrate for just that reason hue
Get a fucking thrashed UJM and turn it into a cafe racer to get them hipster chicks then. Will be just as shit as your CX but half the weight
Justin Ward
this 1000%
John Morgan
Has anyone ever had their bike stolen?
Jacob Hughes
>I have actually thought about picking up a CB350/360 that's fukt up and doing this Idk mang, I might get a CB900c or magna V45 or something
Cameron Parker
No, no one has ever had their bike stolen.
Aiden Brown
Because it's fucking nice here in Iowa when it's not raining. And it's nice even when it is. Except for my leaky ADVboot, that is.
It's kind of like using top-shelf Rotella or full-synthetic Mobil1. You probably don't need it but it's nice. My DR650 shifted a lot more nicely when I first changed to Motul from whatever was in it when I bought it. We'll see if the V-Stronk does the same, even though I can apparently use no-name dino oil in it just fine.
Levi Bailey
trips are gay
William Rivera
...
Elijah Nguyen
Fuck the V45, V65 or bust.
Get a CB500 or more so you can at least travel on the highway. My friend's CB400 is a little worse than my DRZ on the highway, about as competent as a Ninja 250.
Bentley Wright
What about my British bike?
Jacob Lopez
Wear a sons of anarchy vest around town. They'll come looking for you soon enough.
Austin Wright
Why do tripshits have the worst taste in bikes
Benjamin Carter
>owns a Triumph >not a cafe Thruxton or Bonneville frig off
Eli Flores
not flat track
speedway
what's the difference you ask?
fuck off I don't know.
Camden Ortiz
That bike maf as fuck.
>have DR650 >have 16/48 sprockets >1st and 2nd a excellent around town >4th and 5th are slow >gets to about 82-84 mph and says "nah breh" I really should do the pumper carb conversion.
Luis Rodriguez
>have DRZ >DRZ is best bike ever made
Not sure what you're on about m9.
Noah Hall
Do you know what you'll do in a mc gang? Serve drinks at the club house and clean other members bikes.
Leo Peterson
Interesting, I'd always assumed that you could use whatever dino squeezings in whatever bike you wanted, because it's only a little engine after all. Used motul all the time because the auto store is about a kilometer further away than the bike store and I'm lazy.
Tried sildenafil once, was p/ fun.
Isaiah Sanchez
V65 would kick ass but they're hard to find in ok condition. idk I keep wanting to be a cruiser loser but I also want to be able to hit the tooj. the closest thing to that that I could think of would be making a sportster or a bolt or something.
who knows what I'll get, I want all of the bikes.
Lucas Roberts
If I wanted a shitty bike that looks 40 years old I'd buy a 40 year old bike, frig off hipster.
Ethan Scott
>>have DRZ400 >>have 15/39 sprockets as of yesterday st can wheelie, 2nd can't th and 5th don't pull >>gets to about 92-94 mph and says "nah breh"
Can do 65 at 6200rpm/10k now tho Can't wait till it blows so I can do 440 big bore and FCR39 carb
Aaron Foster
>not a cafe Thruxton or Bonneville >Wanting a cuckold hipster cuck bike
Ayy lmao!
Luis Hall
On November 14, 2013, an user came to Veeky Forums saying his bike was stolen the night before. Another user happened to see it on the back of a pickup truck headed through a town towards Mexico. OP was then informed by authorities that it was intercepted at a US/Mexico border checkpoint.
I don't have a screenshot made, but I saved the html file of the page when it happened.
Does anyone have screenshots put together, or should I do it? Here is the start of the thread.
Tyler Kelly
should have just got a speed triple instead m8
John Powell
> can only wheelie first Lol, my old 125 could wheelie third Buy a proper bike instead
Really, it all depends on the metallurgy of your bearings and engine components, and if wet, clutch. Manufacturers list the spec they recommend/require.
I really should've just returned it to the stock gearing or gone 15/48. Just a tad bit tall, though I think something as simple as swapping to a better carb will help. I also think the thing is running a tad bit rich but I can't into carb tuning yet.
>loli tank protector Jeebus Chrismus what the fuck.
Michael Davis
>new york >rust >bikes eh. I will find some shitbeater out here once I save up cash and have my truck dialed in
would be tits but they all want 3.5k for them. fuck that.
Jose Sullivan
Oh christ that's hilarious. Especially the way you sit against the tank.
10/10 would buy a non-loli version because I don't want to get v& by angry soccer mums.
Dylan Stewart
Addendum: This is why some people use diesel oil in regular cars and trucks. The additive package, and specifically, ZDDP, is better for certain kinds of bearings, making your bottom end and valvetrain last longer. That's the theory, anyway.
Sebastian Watson
71 years ago our countryman stormed the beaches of France to take on an evil force the likes of which the world had never seen, just to insure your freedom to be the world's biggest faggot
Caleb Scott
>Not having a loli give you footjob while you ride
Do you even dbt m8?
Henry Young
What gloves should I get to be safe and most effay on my black gsxr 1000? Pic for attention