SAWBONES 4 HEDMIN EDITION Last Thread: Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >sarah johnson loves four hour rounds >muh bomb security, muh spess law >the usual shitposting
xth to tell you that whorena/reica/etc are not cute, and are fucking annoying waifucunts
Isaac Torres
xth for bomb defficiency
Jose Richardson
We could've had martians, items surgically attached to stumps and a ton of other features
But instead our coders are circlejerking about removing src, uppercase HTML tags and one-line ifs
Cooper Butler
>Traitor CE
Blake Ward
anyone got a screencap of before the bomb went off?
Matthew Allen
This is a cute surgeon. Steve is cute, steve can stay.
Whorena needs to leave, though, she's not fucking cute.
Josiah Powell
>we could've had martians Glad we don't. >items surgically attached to stumps When you sprite all of them
Ryan Miller
ilu steve thank you for teaching me to doctor
Brayden Cruz
Rei is back
When will Rei purge us of the waifufags? When will Rei make space great again?
Please, Rei. Please deliver us from this cancer.
Jason Bennett
>captain joins >all he does is play dressup and upload meme laws while the CE dunks us all >his reasoning for his actions is DUDE WEED i'm so high bro XD
Asher Ross
rei whats your steam again i lost it
Henry Diaz
WAIFU PURGE 2016 WHEN YOU DIDN'T DO IT LAST YEAR REI MAKE IT UP TO US THIS YEAR WAIFU PURGE WHEN MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN
Aiden Turner
Come on, Rei, do the impossible, break the unbreakable! Row! Row! Fight the waifus, the underages and the hippie rejects who became admins!
Gavin Smith
what the fuck does a purge entail? I see it get thrown along a lot, but I have no idea what it means.
Luke Morris
Remember Hitler? Right, like that!
Josiah Wilson
ban all female static namers ,get deadminned, all unbanned and come back as admin some years later
Charles Nguyen
Ban all waifus. Ban all beta orbiters. Make Space Great Again MSGA S G A Rei for Headmin, 2016. He doesn't even have any opponents on his level; Shiggypathetic is long gone, nobody can stop the waifu holocaust train once it leaves the station. All we gotta do is throw a bit more coal in the boilertank.
Mason Allen
Must-ban list:
Joshua Bennett
Rei
Carson Walker
Twisting what you can for your own agenda whether it works or not, Bullying those who are already unliked, Forming a secret metaclub to bully them, Realising you're not really amounting to much and just look like shit to the rest of the community, and then killing yourself whilst the rest of us pick up and go on with even better server times now that you're gone?
Sounds good to me.
Eli Watson
Speaking of Sarah Johnson, that guy is a fucking whiny ass baby, jesus christ.
Luke Lee
Reica Carter/Strawberrytan Julia Brandt/Morena Hyun Ae/DeadpoolJ Trinity Prewitt/Bittervanilla Sawbones/Zealotron Any and all beta orbiters caught associating with the above list
In unrelated news, I much preferred when Kammerjunk didn't even use Veeky Forums.
Connor Sanchez
Why do you want to get Deadpoo banned?
Jaxson Parker
They're a waifushitter just like all the rest of them
Jaxon Perez
>Reica Carter/Strawberrytan absolute shit >Julia Brandt/Morena absolute shit and underage >Hyun Ae/DeadpoolJ absolute shit and mentally underage >Trinity Prewitt/Bittervanilla good >Sawbones/Zealotron very good
Caleb Garcia
>trinity prewitt
Literally just the same as reica carter/julia brandt
Lincoln Richardson
NOT ME!!!!
Jaxon Bailey
Anyone with an r in their ckey They're always shitters and shit to people for dumb reasons
Julian Cook
are you including me????????????????? \:
Charles Bell
>Nuklear >Mustard
Brody Harris
Yes, and?
Jeremiah Carter
>Nuke "Here's 70 ahelps about why it's okay that I griefed you whilst I handle my own ahelp situation"
>Mustard "nowhere to be seen again"
Owen Thompson
>TheEliminator16
Kevin Reed
>admins should be immune from being banned guys
You'd think people would have learned after SJ but no
Jaxon James
Mustard is always there tho
Sebastian Bailey
>Mustard "Unban Chiot" Nigger
Anthony Rogers
No you moron we're saying they're not shitters so they shouldn't be banned
Just keep playing as normal If we like the looks of you an admin will send you the discord information in a private ahelp Don't ask us directly for it and give us a few months to keep tabs on you before we make a final decision
Lincoln Scott
>Log in >who >Sandy_Sand >Log out
Adam Clark
>log in >who >strawberrytan >log out
Caleb Cooper
>login >don't give a shit about shitty drama >keep playing as usual
Sebastian Sullivan
When the fuck is this graytiding turd getting banned?
Carson Wright
same fag
Alexander Campbell
>Sordine
Cameron Jones
>DrCelt
Samuel Mitchell
vox GFs are for hugs
Hunter Diaz
Probe Dragonbro Kammerjunk
2hotdogs killette2 Xenovix
Ian Lopez
It's funny because Lisa and Reica are like the new Ashe and Felicity
You know like when they used to drag each other around
Gee braxton how come your captain lets you have three borers
Joseph Edwards
>trying to learn SME because don't want workplace accidents that force a shuttle call anymore >after a long time finally about to configure the console >reica comes in >not short after SINGULOTH HAS RISEN >pull her to escape the singulo but get shitter juiced and eaten by the singulo
Jeremiah Jackson
>vampire >assassinate harvey >get 365 blood >humans have 200 blood in them >harvey comes in horribly burnt up, chloral him just before he stands up, drag him into surgery and succ >go to shove him in the morgue >nosy paramedic checks the light and clones >stick around for harvey to pop out of the tube >chloral him the moment he comes out >drag him to virology, succ another 165 blood and monkeyman it was like taking a big shit all over his day
Isaac Gutierrez
I was looking all over for Harvey too, and asking if anyone had seen him I even put on the paramedic EVA suit to check if I could see any blood through the virology windows where did you stash his corpse the second time?
Jayden Gomez
removed when?
Cameron Gonzalez
I monkeymanned him and put him in with the virology monkeys, all mangled up
Ian Sanders
ArthurDent Secretoftheshapka Theeliminator16
Chiot PunishedChiot Assdad211 DaWhatTheFox
Matthew Parker
too smooth for me, damn
Hunter Garcia
>Virologist joins >Finally someone will find me >They don't go to virology at all
Anthony Bennett
The virologist joining is why I released the singularity
Gabriel Nguyen
>admins are good guys they'd never wrong us
Dylan Long
Who ever are those
Jordan Jones
>SME lover You deserved that
Aiden Gomez
I clicked virologist on accident
Aaron Hill
Eldzen, he went from waifulord to occasional murderbone
Dominic Davis
Bump
Julian Reed
>literally no posting at the end of a blob round I don't know what I expected
Josiah Miller
What's wrong with Kammerjunk To me they've always seemed like a competent admin
Kevin Flores
Just the newest meme.
Ryan Rodriguez
I should start a discord server for literal who's
Ryder Young
>She likes a player that is a bit of a shitter, that humiliated Whorena by posting private logs. A low hit and very shitty, but hey, Kammer is a nice person.
Matthew Gomez
she's a cold fish
Daniel Baker
Oh, in-line greentexting doesn't work now? A shame.
Parker Jenkins
>posting private logs
post pls
Sebastian Hughes
t. Morena
Dominic Cooper
They ain't even that bad, but ask kammer, I think that >she has them. I think that moves like that are very shitty, so I didn't save the image.