Be European

>be European
>see this
>cry and shitpost on Veeky Forums all day since I'm allowed to drive 1.1l hatchbacks or a leased entry level 3 Series if I'm really well off

I'm only allowed*

>Be American
>Get shot

>be yuropoor
>get bombed

>be yuropoor
>get raped by refugee

>Being this triggered by banter

>be American
>driving 5.7l freedom mobile (LS1 TRANS AM)
>just cruising


>get pulled over for 64mph in a 40 zone and fail to stop at a light (it was yellow)


f-fuck

>yfw yuros can literally have their car impounded for "revving aggressively" at muslims

>go for a drive at night with a girl
>get on the beach avenue
>amg gt
>sls
>quattroporte
>granturismo
>v8 vantage
>rapide
>california

>be American
>make payments on a car for five years
>the day it's paid off buy a new car on payments
>once again the only defining characteristic is displacement, car is utter shit otherwise
>interior looks like Fisher Price and rattles from the factory
>despite all that torque still stuck behind geriatrics, beaners or self declared left lane sheriffs going 52 in every lane on your pothole ridden 60 mph highways
>best case roads are just full of idiots who don't know how to drive and have never heard of such things as indicators and mirrors, worst case roads are full of jackasses with anger management issues who will tailgate you home for overtaking them or merging into their lane in front of them
>whenever you speed you're never sure whether a cop'll let you off a warning, jew 300 bucks out of your pocket or make up a reason to jail you or shoot you
>L-LAND OF THE F-FREE AT LEAST OBLIVIOUS MORONS SHARING THE ROAD WITH ME DON'T HAVE TO GET INSPECTIONS FOR THEIR DEATH TRAP RUST BUCKETS YOU SILLY NANNY STATE YUROPEONS

>be German
>drive a generic 1.4l N/A hatchbox
>200 kph on the Autobahn

That's only for britbongs, they have to share the road with bicucklists anyway.

Never forget

>be European
>see this at a stealership close to me
>continue with my life not giving a fuck

It is a lot smaller than I expected, to be quite honest.

Citation needed

>be American
>sick of everyone driving pickup truck
>they don't even haul or tow anything
>Suburban land yacht that only has one person riding in it
>new Accord is nearly 2x longer than my car
>why don't people like small cars
>look at Manuel 1.0L euro hatchbacks
>why can't Americans drive cars like this
>only 500, Spark, Mirage, Fiesta 1.0 to choose from

>It is a lot smaller than I expected

Most cars are like that.

I'm a Yuro, and I literally saw a C7 Z06 yesterday at my bus stop. All black, convertible, Z07 aero package, manual gearbox. Driven by a balding guy and his trophy wife - so probably not a press car. German plates, it'd have cost 140K.

It's still possible to get a Corvette, and an expensive one at that. Close friend of mine had a GS C6 - basic ones are quite attainable.

>be american
>never buy american cars
>buy a radar detector
>the major listed problems solved

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>make up a reason to jail you or shoot you
Please. They have built-in reasons for that already.
> I smell weed
'I'm going to tear your car apart and throw everything in it out into the roadway.'
> I feel threatened
'You disagreed with me tearing your car to pieces, so I shot you dead on the spot'.

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> Mail on sunday
> Socialist People's Republic of Scotland
Literally cannot be trusted to have even a shred of truth to it.

>revving engine in a racist manner

Minnesota is the land of 10 million crossovers. Please save me.

corvettes are sweet for us americans

but remember they cost like 8k-10k to insure a year and on top of that they are hard to drive fast without crashing

because you die in small cars when in an accident.

>because you die in small cars when in an accident.
Spoken like a true SUV driving soccer mom.

European here

I hope this is a meme, because I'm Hungarian and I lived in Germany, and I never drove anything other than larger engine RWD cars. Gas is expensive as hell, but that forces normies to drive more efficient cars, which is fine by me. I live in California right now, and I'm disgusted by how many people needlessly drive the biggest engine models available while never revving past 4k. I'd like us to stop killing our planet, and if that means making cars a slightly more expensive hobby, that's fine by me. Contrary to popular belief, it's actually really easy to get a decent job in Europe. Our higher paying jobs don't pay as much as yours, but our lower paying jobs pay more. A Swedish friend of mine bought an almost new A4 a year out of college.

yeah bro you're totally fine with 1mm of steel between you and that 5000 LORRY going 55 kilomiles an hour per liter.

lol what's a lorry anyway???

Does displacement tax effect used cars in Europe?

>that 5000 LORRY going 55 kilomiles an hour per liter

Yes.

Probably in countries where cars are taxed based on displacement.

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Shame audio is not allowed here.

>what is defensive driving and radar detector

>be amerifat
>be perpetually asshurt

has a thread for webm with audio for other threads. Post it there and link it here.

>be european
>move to california for a job (consult)
>haven't seen a single mustang or corvette in 7 months, however the amount of toyota corollas and prius' is staggering

>Be australian
>No V8 or tarbos until 20
>No more than 1 passenger until 20
>No engine mods until 20
>Cant drive from 12am to 5am

Ausfalia a shit cuntree

Cant even change a muffler because huur duur it makes your engine more powerful you p plater hooooon

My fucking sides. Europe getting cucked by Muslims.
I give it 10 yrs before all churches are torn down and bibles are burned in europe

I'm do it tomorrow when I get back from work.

That's vintage though. Can't really count if you need a primary car to get it insured.

And mosques will be built in their place. Maximum cuckoldry.

Get hit by this in your little shit Polo at 65 mph and tell me you will walk away

Maximum soccer mom argument.
Pro tip: you'd die in your SUV aswell

>live in Canada across the river from Detroit
>can literally do anything to my car besides fuck with emissions or make it retard loud
>engine swaps and turbo are no issue
>wide open streets because poor city
>nice cars all around because auto capital of Canada

feels good man

Drive two of those things together at 65mph and tell me that either driver walks away. It's not the size, it's how you use it...

Better shot to live in a suburban than a polo. Can tell you never been on the highways in the us. At times there are more semi's than cars

>Better shot to live in a suburban than a polo.
[citation needed]

Actually it's returning banter, you seem to be quite triggered however.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAx10

>amerilards consider this "banter"

>>be European
>>see this
>>cry and shitpost on Veeky Forums all day since I'm allowed to drive 1.1l hatchbacks or a leased entry level 3 Series if I'm really well off


But you are the one shitposting.....

>but remember they cost like 8k-10k to insure a year and on top of that they are hard to drive fast without crashing

Wtf are you on about? C6 is literally cheaper to insure than a 5th gen Camaro SS, which is cheaper to insure than most rice boxes. Almost bought one in 2013 and full coverage on the Corvette was $100/mo, $110/mo for the SS and $130 for an STi and 370Z.