TFW I do 60 on the interstate and I stay in the left lane

>TFW I do 60 on the interstate and I stay in the left lane

>TFW I drive a v8 so passing shitboxes is effortless

>TFW i drive a turbo rotary so passing v8s is effortless

>TFW I drive a not dorito engine so maintenance is effortless

>tfw I am a rotary mechanic with a lifetime of apex seals

>tfw I read this and instantly know OP is a fag who can't drive for shit

no, you're just a NEET loser who can only speak in memes

>TFW i drive a rotary and maintenance is really effortless.

>TFW I drive a turbo dohc 5 cyl so you can all suck my nodger while I effortlessly pass everyone else after I perform all my maintenance with zero effort and my engine noise makes you orgasm

>TFW I don't own a car, so I have to walk everywhere

>TFW i own a kia which is the same as not owning a car

>TFW I'm a Hyundai mechanic making 200k a year with a 12 inch dick.

>Tfw i have an average dick and my VTEC kicks in..

5 cylinder is cuck

>tfw I ride the bus past all the wagecucks paying for gas :^)

you clearly don't do you own maintenance you fucking retard

rotary maintenance is much easier than piston engine, you just have to do it more often.

>tfw haven't seen that movie

Fucking your mom is easier than getting a gf but I have to do it more often.

funniest joke I've heard in a while

WITNESSED

You should, it's unironically good.

>tfw i pass you on the right even though its technically illegal

ILL PASS YOU ON THE SHOLDER GOING SO FAST DUDE

THAT LAST THING YOUR GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT WHEN I WIZ BY YOU AT 100+ IS WILL MY SHITBOX GET CHEWED UP BY THE SEMI TRUCK TO MY RIGHT WHEN HIS WAKE TAKES ME

>tfw I drive a V6 Acura TL?

I dont know do you?

>tfw what youre doing is illegal

No matter how many times I honk at you guys as I pass you types you also give the stupidest fucking looks like you did nothing wrong holy fuck.

>speed limit is 65
>go exactly 65 on the farthest left lane

Wow, why is everyone so angry? I'm going the speed limit. :^)

Yes, but you're being an asshole by doing so, and in some states -- as I understand it -- you're also breaking the law. It's obstructing the flow of traffic and is seen generally as a douchebag move for that reason.

*thumbs up*