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Being something to draw people's attention so the person who plays them can feel less empty inside
Alexander Ward
...
Carter Thomas
Ginger Beach is for ______
Cameron Morgan
Banning
Julian Phillips
How can I get in on this feeling less empty thing. I feel alright but I could feel a lot better.
shitposting about to collect (you)s
Josiah Hughes
friendly
Jacob Evans
mocking about being a cold fish around anyone except her boyfriend SJ
Evan Flores
Waifus are for beta-orbiters and sissy faggots who can only derive attention from others in an atmos simulator from 2003 because their parents' didn't pay them enough attention!
Asher Wood
what about husbandos
Benjamin Thompson
Reica Carter is for ____
Zachary Taylor
Nah man waifus are for shitposting about to make people angry and and generate responses
Bentley Johnson
Husbandos are for static-namers who are well known and for previously said attention-whores to cling onto to promote their name. They can either be complete shitters or pretty good.
Tyler Nguyen
>Sj will never stream xcom 2 again
Evan Davis
first in the ground
Joseph Russell
metagrudging
Anthony Morris
Looks good
Anthony Myers
Kissing me!
Owen Lopez
Her nickname later became "Fridge"
T H I C K
Liam White
Ruining their antag rolls every round cause they're shit at the game.
Ryder Smith
^ this pretty much
Waifufaggotry is a cancer on the server, and people like Reica and Whorena need to fuck off and die.
Husbandos are cancer too, they're just waifushitters but men.
Juan Morris
Does Veeky Forums have waifus? What server DOESN'T have waifus?
William Hall
Basically all of them except us
Waifufaggotry is cancer, fuck off with your cancer.
Alexander Martin
Stop talking about dumb waifus.
Favourite anime? Pic related
Nathaniel Barnes
what's your favorite song from the soundtrack?
Kevin Sanders
LotGH
Levi Jenkins
Kill yourself
David Evans
pic related is literally the only animu ive ever watched
i liked it, it was funny
Aiden Rivera
Little Busters or I Think I Can
Though if course the entire soundtrack is fantastic and perfectly fitting with the scenes its used for
Isaiah Allen
JoJo
Adam Gutierrez
I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES
Elijah Brown
My ex used to watch that while we were together, used to like to call me "polski" Hetalia's bothered me since we've broken up
Liam Lewis
>tfw binged one piece for 10 hours a day last year >watched the whole series in about 2 months
Samuel Harris
Ok fag
Anthony Moore
...
Robert Martin
Oh, that's russian for never
How about soon then?
Caleb Nelson
IF YOU DO NOT IMMEDIATELY BY 12:15
>GRAB THE CAPTAINS' SPARE ID, DISK, LASER AND JETPACK >GRAB BOTH AN ATMOS HARDSUIT AND A SECURITY HARDSUIT >FILL YOUR SYSTEM WITH AT LEAST 500U OF HYPERZINE >MAKE SEVEN DIFFERENT PILL BOTTLES OF EVERY MEDICAL CHEMICAL FOR YOURSELF >SPAM BORERS IN EVERY LIMB AND MAX OUT ALL EVOLUTIONS >PRINT THREE EGUNS AND FOUR BAGS OF HOLDING >CONSTRUCT A SECRET CLONER WITH MONKEYMAN AND GENETIC BACKUP >CONSTRUCT A PHAZON WITH ENERGY RELAY, REPAIR DROID AND LASER CANNON >LAW 0 THE A.I. AND ALL SILICONS >KILL SAWBONES, REICA, MORENNA, FELICITY AND ASHE ON SIGHT >MIX AT LEAST THREE 20DEV BOMBS >HAVE A CABLECUFF IN EVERY SINGLE CONTAINER >ROLL DEATHSQUAD >OPERATE IN A TRIPLE ENCODED IRCP CHAT TO IMMEDIATELY DEDUCE ANTAGS AND ROUND TYPE >CREATE A HONEYPOT DISCORD TO LURE COMPETING METAGAMERS THEN IMMEDIATELY LEAK IT >LYNCH IAN, RUNTIME, CORPUS, PUN PUN, THE CLOWN, THE MIME, THE JANITOR, EVERY GREYSHIRT >PLASMAFLOODED SEC AND LOOTED THE ARMOURY >HAVE FOUR GOLIATHS, THREE BASILISKS AND ONE HIVELORD IN YOUR MONSTERBELT >HAVE A BACKPACK FULL OF LAZARUS INJECTORS >STEAL THE GALOSHES AND CLEANER GRENADES >POLYACID THE SHUTTLE CONSOLE AND CHLORAL THE HOP >HAVE THREE FUNCTIONING UPGRADED PAIS >TAKE OVER CARGONIA AND INCINERATE ALL BUT ONE PAIR OF INSULATED GLOVES >HAVE ALL POWERS AND CLEAN SE >DISK GIBBINGTONS AND INJECT INTO ANYONE WHO'S ANTAG >STUN, CUFF AND DECAPITATE AND INCINERATE A N Y O N E WHO COMES WITHIN ONE TILE OF YOUR SPRITE
THEN YOU ARE NOT A COMPETENT ENOUGH PLAYER FOR THIS STATION WHO'S TOO INTERESTED IN ROLE PLAY THAN HUNTING DOWN VALIDS AND YOU NEED TO:
GO >BACK TO >BAY
Lincoln Gonzalez
>tfw I grab the captain's spare, disk, laser and jetpack as an assistand in under 2 minutes of roundstart
Aiden Allen
>500U of hyperzine every time
Jaxon Sanders
>not playing atmosuitdiona
Jonathan Reyes
>catching greyshits trying to steal spare and me waiting with a egun in hand
Kayden Rogers
>500u hyperzine
Why would you even
Carson Cooper
dionaeaaeaeaeeaaaea
Gabriel White
I only get outran by the captain himself, I even make it in faster than HoP's and mechanics.
Jonathan Davis
Dionae isn't fun for powergaming, I don't like powergaming
I like playing Dionae to be comfy and slow and just play nice comfy slow jobs like Botany
Not to mention dat burn damage, senpai.
Liam Thompson
Lisa tovir is for ______!
Samuel Williams
Literally who
Matthew Torres
talking with when in dead chat
Lucas Thompson
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
This statement is an absolute, Obi-Wan reveaks himself as a Sith
Andrew Gray
Also Anakin did bring balance by only leaving two siths and two jedis alive.
Logan Lopez
HULKAMANIACS UNITE
Camden Reyes
Toxins is the best job no other job is as good. I think I might leave the cargo life behind me.
Jaxson Scott
I like playing Dionae for fighting in rage cages with just fists or provided weapons. And fighting simplemobs. It's fun, but I can't handle being so slow when I actually need speed.
Jackson Ortiz
Me!
Logan Cook
>tfw can't bring myself to ever leave medbay
Jaxson Martin
> decide to sit out next round because I have to do something > it's the malf round and nobody else picks borg
should just set it so malf AI needs a borg player to start, or let it hack mommies (with admin help or something)