/utg/ - Undertale General

Draw yourself being suspicious around a kindergarten

got out of here /mg/

Ice cream, depends on the flavor.
Also nth for bot and ghost I guess

thanks papa

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

Long time no see

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i guess it tastes like icecream with many flavors, just like said

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Omega

Thank you frick

>maybe sexual predator guy
my sides

What's the spicy new meme around shitposter guy?
You seem to have a greater affinity for tape these days.

Where is Frickgote?

Keeping warm with your favorite as fall and winter approach!

>maybe sexual predator guy
oh my god i'm dying

>Maybe_Sexual_Predator_Guy.png

>Maybe_Sexual_Predator_Guy.png
Are you having doubts?

What does MSPG stands for? Master sexual prosecuted guy? Mostly sexually perverted guy?

Aight.

Frick you maniac.

Last one

MS (Microsoft) Paint Guy.

I will still always prefer Master ShitPoster Guy.

Sure

yes

Marginally Suspicious Pizza Guy

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It was a shitpost, I know it stands for MSPaint Guy.

Mysterious Spanish Pedo Guy

i like this goat

I still want to fuck that robot.

I gave both answers to hedge my bets. You might have just been new.

I understand, don't worry.

no that's the owner of discord

Here's a spooky image.

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>I still want to fuck that robot.
We all do botfriend.

>dat mom

someone please hug me

you have no one to hug for a reason

>Alternate universe where Omega Flowey won, and decided to play with dolls for the rest of time out of boredom and madness

I actually do have a bf

check mate

>momfag
>is gay
shit taste desu

Keep in mind Frisk isn't a doll in that picture.

And Frisk pretends not to have watched.
"I did not see you play with your dolls again"

asgore looks like he's gonna sneeze

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

because momfag, gay or both?

Pees on u

that's my fetish

Maybe it's a girl for some reason

He's gay so he should be lusting after Sans and Papyrus like a normal person

Nice headcanon.

>except one of the dolls is a livingfrisk and he controls them through vines
>constructs a while underground out of theater sets using his powers and enacts various scenarios
>all of the 'actors' are actual puppets, except for frisk
>he gets very pissed when they break character
>always 'wrings the wires' a bit to make the 'puppet' work again
>frisk follows orders to avoid getting hurt
>flowey still kills them in the third act anyway

But I'm gay and I lust after Mettaton

So I gave it some serious thought and I decided that this goat is in fact still my favorite character

//pees on u// ;3c

i'm gay and i don't lust for any of them
aren't snas and papaya for girls only?

Da

shit taste desu

He said, gay, not furfag

Sans and Papyrus are for straight girls.
Most of the gay men like Asgore.

That chesthair looks so appealing to just fall asleep on

>Most of the gay men like Mettaton
fixed that for you.
He's much more appealing to the taste of the majority of gay men that hang out on Veeky Forums

>implying every homo is into bara

>Most of the gay men like Asgore.
>implying
Do remember Asgore is the most disliked non-Alphys character.

I know right?

Oui.

So the spider I got in the mail wasn't cute.
I want to return it so I can get a refund, but a non-cute spider is a paradox.
I am afraid to touch it because I don't feel like dealing with wormholes today,
Who do I call? I would like to get this sorted ut as soon as possible.

>you will never fall asleep while resting your head on the goat's chest, feeling his warmth and listening to his heartbeat
why am i alive

Especially because you can feel his chest rise and fall when he breathes.

Giving the baby spider her bath!
Making sure she has her rubber ducky!
Pulling the plug in the bathtub to drain the water!
Not helping the baby spider out first!
The baby spider not being able to climb out!
The baby spider panicking and slipping and falling over and hurting her face and chipping a tooth!
The baby spider being cold, afraid, in pain, and crying a lot!

this

> a non-cute spider is a paradox

so are you certain that it's a spider, then

not a scorpion, or an especially hirsute tick

>not dropping a toaster in

>your neck is fucked up by the motion throughout the night
>the goat has to order you a new pillow
>having no knowledge of pillows they buy you a hundred different pillows of varying size and firmness

why kill when you can bully

Call your mom you pussy. If you manage to find your testicles somehow then gently put the spider back in the box you took it out from and send it back.

Most of the straight/bisexual guys like Mettaton.

There is nothing wrong with liking Asgore, he has a interesting character and is cute.

also he's not dead or a child so bonus points if you want to lewd him but it's also okay if you don't

Please stop

There are many spiders who are not cute
Pic related

i want him to eat me

>straight
>liking Mettaton

>please continue
And the fur would tickle your nose and cheeks occasionally.

>implying those "he's a girl right? he looks like a girl and i'm not gay" arguments aren't straight guys

There's a lot of cuntboy art of him.
And it's totally straight to fap to it if you say no homo.
Also this

Well, this is unheard of. As the other user said, make sure it is a spider first. If it is, I would suggest calling any higher being from your reality to ask for an explanation and to resolve the problem.
Getting the spider out of the tub!
Drying the spider and treating her wounds!
Putting the spider's favorite show on to get her mind off the pain!

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But then you aren't straight

Isn't that a robot though?
What even was Beast Wars?