Would you a buff Tiger Dad who'd train you in martial arts and drink with you while also encouraging you?
Samuel Baker
what does nicecream taste like?
Xavier Williams
satoshi mizukami is the best
Sebastian Fisher
i dont remember this part from toby fox's undertale
Nolan Cook
Draw yourself being suspicious around a kindergarten
Lucas Williams
got out of here /mg/
Isaiah Stewart
Ice cream, depends on the flavor. Also nth for bot and ghost I guess
Levi Collins
thanks papa
Matthew Campbell
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
Sebastian Rivera
Long time no see
Samuel Mitchell
...
Kevin Mitchell
i guess it tastes like icecream with many flavors, just like said
Jackson Barnes
...
Nicholas Wright
Omega
Bentley Rogers
Thank you frick
Easton Powell
>maybe sexual predator guy my sides
Matthew Stewart
What's the spicy new meme around shitposter guy? You seem to have a greater affinity for tape these days.
Samuel Gomez
Where is Frickgote?
Juan Ward
Keeping warm with your favorite as fall and winter approach!
Owen Bell
>maybe sexual predator guy oh my god i'm dying
Christian Wright
>Maybe_Sexual_Predator_Guy.png
Isaac Turner
>Maybe_Sexual_Predator_Guy.png Are you having doubts?
Grayson Jenkins
What does MSPG stands for? Master sexual prosecuted guy? Mostly sexually perverted guy?
Carter Wood
Aight.
Cooper Morris
Frick you maniac.
Camden Adams
Last one
Chase Roberts
MS (Microsoft) Paint Guy.
I will still always prefer Master ShitPoster Guy.
Jeremiah Perry
Sure
Kevin Russell
yes
Isaac Gray
Marginally Suspicious Pizza Guy
Jeremiah Morales
...
Brody James
It was a shitpost, I know it stands for MSPaint Guy.
Austin Taylor
Mysterious Spanish Pedo Guy
Grayson Reyes
i like this goat
Michael Garcia
I still want to fuck that robot.
Robert Thompson
I gave both answers to hedge my bets. You might have just been new.
Henry Bell
I understand, don't worry.
Grayson Martinez
no that's the owner of discord
Julian Mitchell
Here's a spooky image.
Tyler King
...
Lucas Phillips
>I still want to fuck that robot. We all do botfriend.
Nolan Cox
>dat mom
someone please hug me
Michael Miller
you have no one to hug for a reason
Parker Stewart
>Alternate universe where Omega Flowey won, and decided to play with dolls for the rest of time out of boredom and madness
Anthony Barnes
I actually do have a bf
check mate
Hunter Martin
>momfag >is gay shit taste desu
Kayden Parker
Keep in mind Frisk isn't a doll in that picture.
Hunter Price
And Frisk pretends not to have watched. "I did not see you play with your dolls again"
Anthony Perry
asgore looks like he's gonna sneeze
Ayden Perry
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
Jace Hughes
because momfag, gay or both?
Isaac Brooks
Pees on u
Eli Phillips
that's my fetish
Josiah Jones
Maybe it's a girl for some reason
Xavier Cruz
He's gay so he should be lusting after Sans and Papyrus like a normal person
Lucas Wright
Nice headcanon.
Aiden Russell
>except one of the dolls is a livingfrisk and he controls them through vines >constructs a while underground out of theater sets using his powers and enacts various scenarios >all of the 'actors' are actual puppets, except for frisk >he gets very pissed when they break character >always 'wrings the wires' a bit to make the 'puppet' work again >frisk follows orders to avoid getting hurt >flowey still kills them in the third act anyway
Mason Garcia
But I'm gay and I lust after Mettaton
Ryan Evans
So I gave it some serious thought and I decided that this goat is in fact still my favorite character
Liam Ortiz
//pees on u// ;3c
Kayden Ross
i'm gay and i don't lust for any of them aren't snas and papaya for girls only?
Noah Moore
Da
Austin Rodriguez
shit taste desu
Elijah Bailey
He said, gay, not furfag
Jackson Nelson
Sans and Papyrus are for straight girls. Most of the gay men like Asgore.
Benjamin Peterson
That chesthair looks so appealing to just fall asleep on
Lucas Smith
>Most of the gay men like Mettaton fixed that for you. He's much more appealing to the taste of the majority of gay men that hang out on Veeky Forums
Hunter Lee
>implying every homo is into bara
Camden Bell
>Most of the gay men like Asgore. >implying Do remember Asgore is the most disliked non-Alphys character.
William James
I know right?
Jack Cooper
Oui.
Sebastian Cooper
So the spider I got in the mail wasn't cute. I want to return it so I can get a refund, but a non-cute spider is a paradox. I am afraid to touch it because I don't feel like dealing with wormholes today, Who do I call? I would like to get this sorted ut as soon as possible.
Andrew Flores
>you will never fall asleep while resting your head on the goat's chest, feeling his warmth and listening to his heartbeat why am i alive
John Baker
Especially because you can feel his chest rise and fall when he breathes.
Christopher Clark
Giving the baby spider her bath! Making sure she has her rubber ducky! Pulling the plug in the bathtub to drain the water! Not helping the baby spider out first! The baby spider not being able to climb out! The baby spider panicking and slipping and falling over and hurting her face and chipping a tooth! The baby spider being cold, afraid, in pain, and crying a lot!
Benjamin Butler
this
Isaac Edwards
> a non-cute spider is a paradox
so are you certain that it's a spider, then
not a scorpion, or an especially hirsute tick
Parker Rivera
>not dropping a toaster in
Matthew Cruz
>your neck is fucked up by the motion throughout the night >the goat has to order you a new pillow >having no knowledge of pillows they buy you a hundred different pillows of varying size and firmness
Blake Nelson
why kill when you can bully
Nathan Allen
Call your mom you pussy. If you manage to find your testicles somehow then gently put the spider back in the box you took it out from and send it back.
Eli Cruz
Most of the straight/bisexual guys like Mettaton.
Nathan Scott
There is nothing wrong with liking Asgore, he has a interesting character and is cute.
also he's not dead or a child so bonus points if you want to lewd him but it's also okay if you don't
Joseph Morris
Please stop
Jaxon Roberts
There are many spiders who are not cute Pic related
Brandon Clark
i want him to eat me
Luke Jones
>straight >liking Mettaton
Joshua Roberts
>please continue And the fur would tickle your nose and cheeks occasionally.
Hudson Jackson
>implying those "he's a girl right? he looks like a girl and i'm not gay" arguments aren't straight guys
Alexander Hughes
There's a lot of cuntboy art of him. And it's totally straight to fap to it if you say no homo. Also this
Austin Jenkins
Well, this is unheard of. As the other user said, make sure it is a spider first. If it is, I would suggest calling any higher being from your reality to ask for an explanation and to resolve the problem. Getting the spider out of the tub! Drying the spider and treating her wounds! Putting the spider's favorite show on to get her mind off the pain!
Leo Williams
...
Ethan Clark
But then you aren't straight
Asher Long
Isn't that a robot though? What even was Beast Wars?