He bought a Kia

>he bought a Kia

>he made a shitpost

>he bought a nissan

>dad is a rich exec in Ralph Lauren
>I'll just drive cars and post them on YouTube
ONE TAKE

Figures a tumblrina and a tripfag wouldn't get the reference

>kit kat confirmed for alphonse alt

>"it's an automatic"

no alphonse is a nissan cuckboi, who has been going by Mexican killer lately

>"he literally couldn't afford to get the automatic option"

You're not fooling anyone, Alphonse.

I was going for multi-layer meming, bro. Chill.

>"and then he said he bought a rolls royce ghost"
>"wait that's just a bmw right?"
>"literally all he could afford"

>He said miata is a good car

Alphonse alt spotted. Kit Kat confirmed gay black man.

I am a white straight male.
>coke_on_hairy_whitegirl_ass.png

ask on dbt if you don't believe it.

>his forced induction V8 can't outperform a forced induction V6

> straight
lol, you sick big back cock and get jizzed on

>"then he started mumbling about how great his V6 is"
>"he unironically bragged about a v6!"

>his V8 corvette can't beat a V6 nissan

>his LMP1 nissan literally can't even finish a single le mans race

>he moves goalposts

>"and then he tried to say his infiniti is luxury"

>and then he said it was fast

>"he unironically bought a leaf"
>"don't you know you can find them on tree's legitimately for free"

>But not before saying how his "luxury" car was manual

>his car takes longer than 5 seconds to reach 60

>I'm with hurr
>calling anyone a cuckboi

>he thinks rin is the best girl

>his waifu is a girl
>he doesn't have a husbando

he bought a Civic

>"he unironically doesn't eat female ass"

>he is heterosexual

>convertible
>four seats

All Mustangs after '72 a shit.

>"he is a white male"