>he bought a Kia
He bought a Kia
>he made a shitpost
>he bought a nissan
>dad is a rich exec in Ralph Lauren
>I'll just drive cars and post them on YouTube
ONE TAKE
Figures a tumblrina and a tripfag wouldn't get the reference
>kit kat confirmed for alphonse alt
>"it's an automatic"
no alphonse is a nissan cuckboi, who has been going by Mexican killer lately
>"he literally couldn't afford to get the automatic option"
You're not fooling anyone, Alphonse.
I was going for multi-layer meming, bro. Chill.
>"and then he said he bought a rolls royce ghost"
>"wait that's just a bmw right?"
>"literally all he could afford"
>He said miata is a good car
Alphonse alt spotted. Kit Kat confirmed gay black man.
I am a white straight male.
>coke_on_hairy_whitegirl_ass.png
ask on dbt if you don't believe it.
>his forced induction V8 can't outperform a forced induction V6
> straight
lol, you sick big back cock and get jizzed on
>"then he started mumbling about how great his V6 is"
>"he unironically bragged about a v6!"
>his V8 corvette can't beat a V6 nissan
>his LMP1 nissan literally can't even finish a single le mans race
>he moves goalposts
>"and then he tried to say his infiniti is luxury"
>and then he said it was fast
>"he unironically bought a leaf"
>"don't you know you can find them on tree's legitimately for free"
>But not before saying how his "luxury" car was manual
>his car takes longer than 5 seconds to reach 60
>I'm with hurr
>calling anyone a cuckboi
>he thinks rin is the best girl
>his waifu is a girl
>he doesn't have a husbando
he bought a Civic
>"he unironically doesn't eat female ass"
>he is heterosexual
>convertible
>four seats
All Mustangs after '72 a shit.
>"he is a white male"