/tft/ - Truckerfag Thread

Thats not very nice.

He's probably gone fishing leave a message. He'll get it

I give up, what am i looking for?

Jesus christ man, I delete every message that is no longer relevant.
Your qualcomm is triggering me.

Exactly zero of those vehicles have any form of securement.

Holy shit... I cant believe i missed that.

>making appt to get muh eyes checked this weekend.

>getting loaded
>taking forever
>go back in the sleeper to crank one out
>orgasm coincides with pounding on my door
>jump up, take and sign bol
>pull off dock, start qualcomm and logs and before leaving.
>notice my left hand smells like penis
>i reached right down next to the dude's face for the bol
>spend rest of day wondering if he noticed

How to keep fucking lizards from banging on my cab all night?

The 'no lizard' sticker isn't working.

Hang a bra in your window.
Also don't park in niggerville.

What city does the Pepsi guy work? I'm actually getting unloaded at Pepsi in Indy right now.