You are an honest middle aged 9-5er

>one late night when he least expects it throw his wheels through the windows at his own home
>not leaving a wheel in his bed for him to find when he wakes up, Godfather style

that would imply i'm middle aged

or that i have a house with a driveway

or that i have kids

or that i own a civic/corolla/focus

or i know black people

Me af

>married
>wageslave
>with kids

>implying my homie Tyrone is not giving me a suprise party with some shortys and 40's

Wonder what wrong turn I made to end up in /pol

struggle to contain my boner in my chastity cup, but then realize she never texted me the okay to join them. then probably go to del taco and get some food

Why is everyone having the hots for NTR in this god damn website?
Just what do people find so exciting in that shit?

Talk about crown vics together.

>Just what do people find so exciting in that shit?

I have no self-steem, so i don't see myself fucking a hot girl, I used to in the past, but not anymore

If you wife is a slut, it's not the guy's fault. Why would you be mad at a man you're seeing for the first time in your life?