Alright let's see what kind of christian church is the best aligned with Veeky Forums views

Alright let's see what kind of christian church is the best aligned with Veeky Forums views.

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I got Unitarian Universalism because I'm a Dawkins worshiper.

Despite all the christian shitposts I think the majority of people here are Atheists too

Why would you assume that? Seems like idiocy. Also unitarians aren't even christian, they're basically manichaeist.

>I'm a Dawkins worshiper.
Good on you mate, when do you start highschool?

>no Ophitism
>no Arianism
>no Pelagianism
>no Marcionism
>no Ebionitism
>no Monothelitism
>no Paulicianism/Bogomilism
>no Catharism
>no Hussitism
>no Dulcinianism

Fucking absolutely shit list, you should be welcomed to /x/ or /hm/ with that bullshit list.

Evangelical Lutheran Church (100%)
Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (100%)
Roman Catholic Church (99%)
Eastern Orthodox Church (89%)
Episcopal/Anglican Church (86%)
Methodist/Wesleyan Church (85%)
International Church of Christ (77%)
United Pentecostal Church (74%)
Assemblies of God (73%)
Church of Christ (73%)
Mennonite Brethren (73%)
Seventh-Day Adventist (73%)
Free Will Baptist (67%)
Orthodox Quakerism (67%)
Mormonism (62%)
Presbyterian Church USA (58%)
Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church (58%)
Reformed Churches (58%)
Southern Baptist (58%)
Reformed Baptist (48%)
Jehovah's Witness (28%)
Liberal Quakerism (25%)
Unitarian Universalism (4%)
Unity Church (0%)

>top two results Lutheran

Well fuck me, I'm a hardcore Catholic who thinks Luther is possibly in Hell. Can anyone tell me anything about the top two sects? What are those Lutheran branches like?

>no heresies
What are you complaining about?

I wouldn't wrry too much. This test seems to differentiate more between apostates and zealots than anything else.

>implying

m8 there are 24 heresies on the original list, might as well add a few actually interesting and historical ones instead of meme literally who heresies that were made up in the past century or two.

He's right, according to all the strawpolls I've seen

Eastern Orthodox Church (100%)
Roman Catholic Church (98%)
Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (91%)

I'm Roman Catholic, so not bad I guess. I feel the need to revise the catechism though, it's been a while.

Wtf?
Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (100%)
Eastern Orthodox Church (96%)
Evangelical Lutheran Church (94%)
Roman Catholic Church (90%)
Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church (84%)
Reformed Churches (84%)
Episcopal/Anglican Church (82%)
Methodist/Wesleyan Church (82%)
Church of Christ (78%)
International Church of Christ (78%)
Am i heretic?

Machen would be proud.

Friendly reminder that if you didn't get 100% of your denomination then you are a heretic.

And if you aren't member of the Holy Roman Catholic Church, you're a heretic as well.

Liberal Quakerism
Da fuck is that?
>no Theological Agnostic options

100% Episcopal
97% Unitarian Universalism

Bretty gud considering I was born and raised Episcopal

100% Orthodox Presbyterian Church
100% Reformed churches
95% Reformed Baptist

Reevaluate your theology

I've always hated proddies. Fuck me, what do I do now?

1. Unitaraian Universalism
2. Unity church
3. Anglicanism
4. Liberal Quaker
5. Methodist

>what do I do now?
Grow up

wow, nice surprise, I'm Catholic but I expected I end up with some meme protestant sect.

I wonder how are result calculated.