Was Jesus a socialist?

was Jesus even literate?

Would he vote for Bernie Sanders?

no, he was a carpenter with more than likely a double digit IQ

Nice b8 got me to reply...

most male jews were
he probably knew greek and some latin also

Jesus wasn't even politically active in his own time period, he probably wouldn't vote

>render unto caesar

FAGGOT

read the bible niggog

Yep a dirtbag commie

>paying taxes is being politically active
I hope your fortress is airtight

Well he also called himself king of heebs which was a direct challenge to the romans, so in that way he was in fact politically active

He never calls himself king of the jews until he was pressed on it during his hearing for allegedly calling himself king of the jews.
Regardless, I doubt either heralding the kingdom of heaven or declaring oneself king of a subset of the population, translates directly into voting democrat or republican

Was Jesus Allied or Axis?

/thread

No, Jesus was a libertarian and agrees with Rothbardian capitalism. Why do you think he wrote the Bible in English?

Lmao you're retarded, Jesus wrote the bible in Latin and it got translated

no
sloth is a sin

Jesus was a commie

He was a Paleo-Reactionary Anarcho-Capitalist

Nice b8

Jesus was anti wealth and pro community. Although you could roughly apply that (incorrectly) to communism, his teachings are religious and not economical.

youtube.com/watch?v=WboggjN_G-4

he wasnt anti wealth you absolute potato head he was anti usuary just like the spanish crown, supposedly. a champion of religion

JESUS FLIPS (many coins) 33 A.D.

Jesus was so upset by the sight of the money changers in the temple, he waded in and started to tip over the tables and drive them out with a whip, this being the one and only time we ever hear of him using force during his entire ministry.

So what caused the ultimate pacifist to become so aggressive?

For a long time the Jews had been called upon to pay their temple tax with a special coin called the half shekelshekel. It was a measured half ounce of pure silver with no image of a pagan emperor on it.

It was to them the only coin acceptable to God.

But because there was only a limited number of these coins in circulation, the money changers were in a buyers market and like with anything else in short supply, they were able to raise the price to what the market would bear.

They made huge profits with their monopoly on these coins and turned this time of devotion into a mockery for profit. Jesus saw this as stealing from the people and proclaimed the whole setup to be. "A den of thieves". 1

Once money is accepted as a form of exchange, those who produce, loan out and manipulate the quantity of money are obviously in a very strong position. They are the "Money Changers".

1. King James NT, Mt 21:13, Mr 11:17, Lu 19:46

xat.org/xat/moneyhistory.html

absolute pleb

>The Communists of the 21st century are the modern day Christians of the 1st century
You know it to be true.

He was a monarchist duh

/thread, by today standars Jesus was a nazi

>King James
While your general idea is correct the source is shit.

>Jesus was a capitalist
>Jesus charged money for people to hear his sermons, his time was valuable
>Jesus copyrighted the gospels, the bible aint free you freeloading commie
>Jesus charged for healing
>the lords house is private property, stop panhandling your way in
>you gotta pay Jesus to save your from your capitalist greed sins

>that time he ran for the kingship of Jews with a populist slogan like "Make judaism great again"

Biblical verse Acts 4:32-35 as evidence that the first Christians lived in a communist society. Acts 4:32-35 reads, "All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ. And Gods grace was so powerfully at work in them all that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales and put it at the apostles feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need." [1]

Matthew 6:24, "No one can serve two masters.Either you will hate the one and love the other or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other.You cannot serve both God and money.

"each according to his abilities" has Biblical origins too. Act 11:29 states: "29 Then the disciples, every man according to his ability, determined to send relief unto the brethren which dwelt in Judaea."

Acts 4:35 "to the emissaries to distribute to each according to his need."

He was gender queer anarachist.g

>Charging the leper, the blind and the paralytic for a cure, is forerunner of for profit and capitalist healthcare systems
>Feeding of the five thousand hungry customers at his McJesus restaurant is duh, self explanatory
>Exorcisms are symbolic for purges of proletariat.
>Exorcism of the blind and the mute symbolic for suppression of free speech and information. You may only speak and see when the state (Jesus) allows you to.