Passenger in the car

>passenger in the car
>their knee keeps getting in the way of fifth

Ya or they're elbow takes up all of YOR SENTER ARM RAST

...

>Chick is so obese she can't keep her knee off the center console.

>Giving rides to fat girls

Smack one of these into the cunt's knee a few times until he gets the hint.

>passenger's first time in my car
>'user, why do you keep moving the stick around like that?'
>
>'but why would you do that if it makes it harder to drive?"
>
>'you should ride in my car some time, it's really easy to drive and isn't as loud as your car'

I accidentally rub peoples legs a lot

I think Im turning into a creep cuz I go to 5th more than I used to now

Does this actually happen? I've given plenty of rides to classmates and such and no one, male or female, has ever not known what manual was, even if they can't drive it. Of course I've had plenty ask me why I drive stick, but they drop it after I say "I just like it better."

a girl wanted to rev up my car and was confused as to why there was 3 pedals

she sat there for like 5 seconds completely dumbfounded

she acted offended when I said it was the pedal on the right

literally the only time Ive ever seen somehting like that

Me too. No accident though

>had a friend who thought he was hot shit in his car
>drove a base-model 2004 ford focus.
>I figured I'd play with him a bit
>I'm back at his house after carpooling back from school
>I bet him fifty bucks he couldn't start my car if he tried for two minutes
>Confidently, he accepts my challenge
>I hand him the keys to my car
>He plops down in the driver seat
>says something along the lines of "those 50 bucks are mine" or "too easy"
>something like that
>i sit in the passenger seat
>he confidently throws the keys in and cranks them forward
>Nothing
>He's visibly confused, but still confident
>tries again
>still nothing
>"hey user, your car's not working"
>"it's working fine, just keep trying"

one minute has passed

>several tries later and his face reeks of anxiety and borderline terror
>confidence is totally gone by now
>he's audiably groaning at this point whenever he tries to turn the key
>suddenly has an epiphany
>puts the shifter into neutral
>tries again one last time

>still nothing

>he makes some sort of pterodactyl noise and beats his fists on the top of the steering wheel
>"time's up, bud"
>he glares at me before getting up and throwing my keys on the ground in disdain
>I walk over
>I pick up the keys
>I calmly press the clutch pedal and the car starts right up as it should

>he's furious now
>"user you asshole you didn't tell me that older cars had a second gas pedal for starting the car"
>refuses to pay up
>I don't care it was worth it
>i drive off
>mfw he never rode in my car ever again

A friend of mine did something like that to one of my brother's shithead friends. It wasn't quite so dramatic, but it was lulzy nonetheless.

>someone told me I had a brake light out
>later that day ask my sister to help me and press the brake pedal
>her face from the driver's seat
>"the middle one"

you would think being the passenger for several hundred miles you might catch on

This friend of mine was one of those short-fused, loud assholes who still says "that's what she said" even though he's 23 now

>"user you asshole you didn't tell me that older cars had a second gas pedal for starting the car"

my sides

>Affectionately stroke their knee
>Stare lustfully into their eyes

Guaranteed last time it happens unless they want sum fuk.

>reach for the parking brake
>pull up on their thigh

>Miat driver
>Any passenger get in the way of any shifts due to elbowspace
Time to biff the seat and put the proceeds towards a bucket for me.

>older cars had a second gas pedal for starting the car

that wasn't my thigh...

it does happen, drove friends home after school, they did not understand why i kept moving the gear stick instead of just leaving it in 'drive'

One of my friend's installed a series of five 2-way switches on his dash. It requires a specific sequence to start his car, and one of them is a deadman's switch, and another hooks up to the horn.

He made like 50 bucks betting people they couldn't start it within 3 tries.

my old boyfriend used to rest his foot on my dash right by the stereo, so any time i tried to change music i would whack his shoe.

it made me so mad but i never said anything about it because im a passive lady

>user you asshole you didn't tell me that older cars had a second gas pedal for starting the car
NORMIES
REEEEEEEE!!!!!

People putting their feet up on the dash is my trigger

>Having such a small car that this happens.

Get a bigger car or stop hauling fatasses around.

>feet on dash or anywhere but the footwell of their own side
Some people are fucking animals

Only when its a food.
A qt can put her feet on my dash any time

If they have a problem with me touching their knee when I shift they should keep their knee somewhere else.

Never had that problem op

It's cool, I got the tow package.

>be me
>own a motorcycle
>have friend who stays over for a few days
now here in the netherlands you have this moped licence for 50cc max 45 km/u mopeds and all of those kids ride those automatic scooters
>friend is one of them, does not have his motorcycle license, wanted to go to the supermarket
>figures he borrows my bike as his scoot wouldnt start while im napping
>gets on, key in ignition
>REV IT BABY
>keeps reving
>I wake up, go outside
>see him dropping spagetti, complaining my bike is broken
>luckily he had no idea how to shift, i swear to god he wouldve rammed my neighbors car


>end up driving to the supermarket myself and getting him a new damn sparkplug

>driving in my 2 dr toyota pickup
>4 people inside it
>too cold outside, they don't want to ride in the back
>literally packed with people stacked on top of eachother
>5sp w/ transfur case
>every time I shift I'm literally digging into some thicc ass with my hand
It's not that great.

dumb frogposter

Na miata?

>hover my hand over the shifter for about half a second until the passenger gets the message
>they move their limb out of the way

it usually takes one or two times and they stop doing that

>riding in work truck with 5 others
>gmc 6500 Manuel crew cab box trucl
>sitting front and center because that's where small guys set
>change gears for driver by moving gear lever when he pushes the clutch in
>become stuff of legends

Muscle vs Tuner pls go

>have weighted metal shift knob
>throw it into 5th and punch my passenger's knee with the shifter
>repeat as necessary

that'll teach 'em

>be me
>its my birthday
>tell everyone I want to go to the beach
>oh user I don't know if I have gas in my accord
>its cool homie I just got my license
>bought an Isuzu hombre in manuel for 800 dollarydoos
>EVERYONE ELSE has a 4 door automatic with no gas and I haven't got any money but tons of gas (Floridafag so beach is 30 mins away)
>ROLLIN 5 DEEP IN A TWO SEATER (three seater if someone doesn't mind spreading their legs for my stick)
>Snake my hand through all the girls bare asses to shift (because beach)
>shit wasn't too uncomfy because everyone let me have the space I needed to drive
>even let my girlfriend shift for me on the way home
>shit was pretty cache desu senpai

>things that happened
>this

>go to check blind spot
>person in backseat makes eye contact with you

I forgot, this is Veeky Forums so I have to act like I've never had friends.

Why is this so funny

Oh man that got me good

I remember when our driver checked the right side blindspot. The brazilian qt sitting there kept smiling and waving at our driver every time we changed lanes. It was cute.

>readin' this
>remember that I, and most of my friends drive manuals
>most

I'm gonna win me a pizza this weekend boys

>user, why does your car shake when we're not moving?
>user, why does everything squeak?
>user, why is it so loud? (its a stock exhaust)
>user, why do you like this car so much? Its too old.
YOU'VE NEVER HAD FUN, HAVE YOU

Most I've ever gotten was:

>was that this thing?
>like some nfs shit.

I was merging and dropped it into 1st at 5000.

That's a sign your car is too small. Buy a bigger car, poorfag.

Kek
That is funny

> hehe normies don't know about our secret sports car life

Stfu my torque converter and valve bodies shift way better than you neck beards ever could

i did tha with friends once because i was eating ice cream
that was pretty funny

I did this as a kid on the way to school
>dad has a '93 Toyota pickup
>dad has his coffee in one hand
>steering with the other
>I sit in the middle of the bench seat and shift for him
Eventually I didn't have to look at his foot and I just listened for the shift point. Good times

>just driving this girl home in my manual transmission 89' Honda Civic SI
>as I push the clutch in and turn the key I can see her shaking from excitement
>as the 1.5 liter i4 engine starts to BRAPAPAPAP through the straight pipe exhaust I can see her skirt visible soaked
>I cruise to a red light
>I rev my engine to the 2008 Chevy Equinox that stops next to me
>I can hear her heart pounding as I wait for the light to turn green
>the second the light turns green, I push on the throttle hard
>I bounce the off the redline ober and over as my neglected belts screech
>she's moaning loadly from sexual pleasure at this point
>she arrive at her apartment
>she rushes me to her bedroom
>the next morning I pray to Honda, thanking them for such superior engineering
Pic related: musclefags can't compare

>driving with hot female cousin wearing really short shorts on passenger seat
>gotta shift to 5th
>rub her leg as I do
>oops, move your leg
>"lol ok user"
>shift to 6th
>rub leg again but say nothing
>she says nothing and doesn't move her leg
>downshift to confirm
>rub leg on down shift to 5th and then up to 6th
>rub leg every time slowly and with more pressure
>she says nothing
>carry on conversation about life and such things

Not gonna lie I had a healthy chub the whole way.

Its the opposite for me, they get in the way of first

dude what your cousin?
whyd you get a camaro in manual

>Giving rides to fat girls
Does it really do that much damage to the suspension?

>camaro

I'm more disgusted by that than the redneck implication. I drive a 3 series by the way.

>user why do you keep shifting 5th and 6th ? we're just cruising at constant speed

>feet
>near my mint completely uncracked dash
unless that bitch doesn't have a single wrinkle on her feet, my dash deserved better

You don't have any room to be disgusted by anything, cousinfucker

You drive a Miata?

Since when are cousins off the table?
Also, for the thread, people who buy stick shifts don't have room to be mad.

What a couple of goofballs!

ERECT PENIS

>Since when are cousins off the table?
>literally half blood related

Are you serious right now?

>he doesn't have hot female cousins to hug and play wrestling games

Hover hand faggot detected

>inbreeding cuck talking shit to me

What a bass-ackward world we live in.

I have
And she get's drunk quickly

>act

>being this mad

>letting a woman drive you around
Your boyfriend was a bitch

Yiff in hell

>riding in work truck with 5 others
>gmc 6500 Manuel crew cab box trucl
>sitting front and center because that's where small guys set
Wanna know how I know you're a spic?

>friend bets me $10 I can't get his Mazda 6 into reverse
>accept challenge
>know it won't normally go into reverse hence the bet
>remember hearing stories that car thieves avoided the old VW Vans when they were new because of their reverse system
>push down shifter and engage R
>win $10

>fondling the dik

I would imagine most girls would think that's normal, like how as a kid I thought that you had to constantly turn the steering wheel even when going straight

Knew a guy who had reverse broken in his golf vw, the old man would bump the parking lot concrete barriers hard enough to push back the car to get out of the parking spot.

I can't imagine how that thing would ever drive straight again

>drive coupe
>cramped back seats
>hauling
>short girl goes behind me cus shes the only one thatll fit behind my fixed bucket


>20mins into the drive
>"user why do you keep looking at me?"

>He doesn't know the feel of the perfect downshift combined with dat rev jump sound.

>rev jump sound
always the best

>Be me, own 2009 VW
>Friend of mine has an older manual truck, says he knows manual
>he asks to drive my car
>lolsure
>he gets in my car
>aftermarket shift knob with no pattern
>he can't find reverse
>tell him if he can't find the gears, he can't drive it
>still can't find reverse
>he doesn't drive my car

also:

>wife talks about wanting to learn manual
>asks how I know where the gears are since there's no markings on my knob
>explain to her that the gears are always in the same place and don't magically move around
>explain to her that even with markings on the knob you shouldn't be looking at it while driving
>she's too scared to even try driving it even after explaining where the gears are several times
>says she'd be much more comfortable learning in my 80's volvo because it has the pattern on the knob
>the clutch in that car is fucked off and the shifter bushings are shot so it's a pain to drive
>yeahnope

>he didn't smoothly double clutch and heel-toe rev match

I did this a lot in high school

>buddy of mine had a manual integra
>I would fuck with him and put my hand on the shift knob before he could, change gears for him
>eventually I figured out when he'd shift and we'd just drive around like that

I figure if I ever end up in a left hand drive car it might be useful

Why not just tell him where the gears are, and not be some pretentious manchild, or have a normal shift knob? or you could have made a sticky note for your wife.
I mean seriously. As if driving someone else's car isn't uncomfortable enough.

I don't really like other people driving my cars anyway to begin with

If you can't at least reasonably figure out where gears are without a little diagram then I don't want you driving my car

also I've gone over it over and over again with my wife but she's still just not confident enough, and the 09 VW has kind of a finicky clutch anyway since it's a big, heavy dual mass that even took me a little bit to get smooth. since it doesn't like being yo-yo'd, I'd rather teach her on the Volvo once I get it fixed anyways

Gears aren't always in the same place.

in 90%+ of cars that most people will drive in their lifetime, the only thing that changes position is reverse.

You may encounter some dog-leg boxes or something but that's rare.

And even if they're not in the same places, it's not that difficult to figure it out

The gears aren't always in the same place sometimes you need to pull a lever, pull up the shifter itself, or push down the shifter to get into reverse. The layout is also different depending on the number of gears also, and reverse isn't always on the same side. Also when someone is trying to figure out how to operate your car, they don't really want to fuck anything up.
If you don't want people to drive your car, fine, but next time don't be a man child and act all high and mighty because they can't immediately figure something out something like that.

Fatty detected

Is your friend named Furiosa?

see:

kek


a buddy of mine bought a CR-X with a switch that killed power to the ECU. Eventually as well his ignition switch started to fail and wouldn't crank the car over. Since the car was a cheap pile of shit we basically took one of those clamp-on thumb button starters for bench testing engines and permanently wired it up to run his starter. The switch for the ECU power was in the little coin tray to the left of the wheel and the thumb-starter was in the center console. None of it was apparently visible and the little ECU switch was even hidden behind some gum wrappers and shit

watching people try to figure out how to start that car was funny

>like how as a kid I thought that you had to constantly turn the steering wheel even when going straight
Always thought that too, did it for the first couple days that I got to drive, then realized it only made me feel sick

>Steering wheel makes an ear-piercing squeak every time I turn it
>I'm good at tuning things out so I never notice it until people riding with me mention it
Also
>Manipulate the gas pedal and use the overdrive button to control which gear the truck is in
>"user is this a manual?"

do manuals in murrica have a clutch switch, that prevents it from starting?

god, nobody trusts you to not kill urself fatties

>yuros don't press in the clutch to start their cars

what