Passenger in the car

Me too. No accident though

>had a friend who thought he was hot shit in his car
>drove a base-model 2004 ford focus.
>I figured I'd play with him a bit
>I'm back at his house after carpooling back from school
>I bet him fifty bucks he couldn't start my car if he tried for two minutes
>Confidently, he accepts my challenge
>I hand him the keys to my car
>He plops down in the driver seat
>says something along the lines of "those 50 bucks are mine" or "too easy"
>something like that
>i sit in the passenger seat
>he confidently throws the keys in and cranks them forward
>Nothing
>He's visibly confused, but still confident
>tries again
>still nothing
>"hey user, your car's not working"
>"it's working fine, just keep trying"

one minute has passed

>several tries later and his face reeks of anxiety and borderline terror
>confidence is totally gone by now
>he's audiably groaning at this point whenever he tries to turn the key
>suddenly has an epiphany
>puts the shifter into neutral
>tries again one last time

>still nothing

>he makes some sort of pterodactyl noise and beats his fists on the top of the steering wheel
>"time's up, bud"
>he glares at me before getting up and throwing my keys on the ground in disdain
>I walk over
>I pick up the keys
>I calmly press the clutch pedal and the car starts right up as it should

>he's furious now
>"user you asshole you didn't tell me that older cars had a second gas pedal for starting the car"
>refuses to pay up
>I don't care it was worth it
>i drive off
>mfw he never rode in my car ever again

A friend of mine did something like that to one of my brother's shithead friends. It wasn't quite so dramatic, but it was lulzy nonetheless.

>someone told me I had a brake light out
>later that day ask my sister to help me and press the brake pedal
>her face from the driver's seat
>"the middle one"

you would think being the passenger for several hundred miles you might catch on

This friend of mine was one of those short-fused, loud assholes who still says "that's what she said" even though he's 23 now

>"user you asshole you didn't tell me that older cars had a second gas pedal for starting the car"

my sides

>Affectionately stroke their knee
>Stare lustfully into their eyes

Guaranteed last time it happens unless they want sum fuk.

>reach for the parking brake
>pull up on their thigh

>Miat driver
>Any passenger get in the way of any shifts due to elbowspace
Time to biff the seat and put the proceeds towards a bucket for me.

>older cars had a second gas pedal for starting the car