ITT Take an important piece of history, whether a country, person, philosophy or concept and trivialize it

>ITT Take an important piece of history, whether a country, person, philosophy or concept and trivialize it.

Let's get this shit talker out the way

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire

>French
>Philosophy

>United
>States
>of
>America

>to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

>Eastern
Cardinal direction is relative
>Roman
Spoke Greek, had no republican system whatsoever, was not Roman Catholic, not even situated in Rome
>Empire
Not after Justinian

The Western Roman empire wasn't even based out of Rome.

>Western
Cardinal direction is relative
>Roman
Only the elites were Roman, the rest were from everywhere else.
>Empire
I guess.

Legalism
>MUH LAWS

Confucianism
>MUH FILIAL PIETY

Taoism
>MUH WAY

Buddhism
>MUH SUFFERING

>Thousand
>Year
>Reich

>Democratic
>People's
>Republic
>Of
>Korea

>that German gibberish above the ASCII swastika
Fucking lost it

The comments make me giggle

I always think about how much it would suck to be a nork. They probably don't mind because that's all they know, but fuck me, is that a shitty way to live.

>common law

>jew

>National
>Socialism

Mediolaniumian Empire isn't too catchy though.

>Holy
Blessed by pope in its creation
>Roman
Approved by the pope, in Rome
>Empire
Ruled by an emperor

Milanese Empire and Trierian Empire sound pretty dope

why do conspiracy theorists obsess over a fancy dress party, drunk normies do crazier shit every friday and saturday night

Ancient Greece
>muh philosophy
>muh phalanxes
>muh olive oil
>muh boipussy

>no republican system whatsoever

but what about muh politeia