Why is competitive matchmaking in platinum so bad?
Nathan Diaz
the pictures of seagull at pax are hilarious
Carson Lewis
Sombra is at 21.5995% as of this post, if anyone is interested.
Eli Hall
Fuck me I didn't expect him to be that ugly
Benjamin Price
Does somebody have this photo with Sigrun skin?
Brody Jackson
Nobody cares any more.
Maybe they will reveal on tuesday. Seems like it should line up with that.
Nathaniel Watson
>skinnyfat Tragic
The asian girl looks like a bitch though
Cameron Hall
nobody is
Charles Johnson
He looks just like a genji main!
Lucas Roberts
Whose the guy next to him dressed as dva?
Jordan Nguyen
>it's a "genji ignores the bastion slaughtering us on the last point" episode
Xavier Stewart
>Fuck me You want him to fuck you? dayuuum daniel
Julian Flores
I just saw pictures of him this morning for the first time. I fucking hate faceless celebrities and artists online. I always sort of get a crush on their personality and humor, but whoopsie-doo they're always fucking hideous.
Kevin Edwards
I hate how blue her eyes are in this skin, looks weird in game. Plus her gun looks dumb with the wood stuff on it.
If I'm going to have to look at a healslut on my team I want her to be wearing the Devil skin.
Jonathan Gray
Let's say you get the impossible chance of recieving no duplicates/credit rewards. How many lootcrates would it take tp get every single cosmetic in the game?
Ryder Russell
Post some QTmaker
Grayson Barnes
I really wish I was the floating robot thing
Chase Roberts
>Percentage goes up by .0038 >38 x 2 = 76 ¿What does it mean?
Jackson Carter
Honestly, Reinhardt is my favorite hero. Nothing feels better than staring down the enemy team through you shield, team at your back, and seeing them start shitting themselves thinking "Okay, how the fuck are we gonna get out of this?"
Also, I live for using my ult on grouped up squishies and going ham on them. Best feeling in the world.
John Diaz
sombra is jack in a little girls outfit.
He's gone insane.
Bentley Brown
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William Ward
>Not the Swiss skin Pleb
>Post le broken spine clammy skin waifu Your a pleb too
Wyatt Morales
>cockmongler.jpg
Jonathan Hill
>Skirmish >Just want to emote sit
why won't the enemy let me sit. I just want to sit.
Lucas Wright
This is what happens when you ignore personal hygiene and do nothing but play video games.
Jaxon Cox
>banned from comp for leaving 3 shutout one sided games
So I don't get to participate in the shitty one sided game mode anymore? Nice
Jonathan Hernandez
If he got a haircut and some better dress sense he wouldn't look too bad
Easton Torres
Itll be 23% on Tuesday
23% is half of 76
mfw when Sombra is 76's daughter
Mason Gray
Have fun in the epic meme category with 6 Hanzos.
Brayden Thompson
Because everyone wants to mess with people who do the sitting emotes. I don't know why it pisses people off so much.
Camden James
>23 is half of 76
Aiden Powell
76 is Sombra. 76 wears a Sombrero and little girl clothes and says stuff in broken spanish that He learned from the teleporting mexican.
Benjamin Turner
THIS
I'm just lounging in a circle with my team and we get blasted to pieces for no reason
Jace Reed
You shouldn't have acted like a child. Everyone has shit games and shit streaks, you fucked over your team and got punished.
Angel Ortiz
>23 * 3 is 69
Cooper Gutierrez
I did my placements and im on Gold, I dont know if im good or not. If it would be league I might be happy.
Elijah Wright
>4-4 now >about to be 4-5 seeing how this fucking team comp looks
I'm fucked. Bronze here I come.
Ayden Bell
I'm pretty sure there is no greater indicator that you will lose than seeing a junkrat on your team.
James Brown
2 things, bruv: It's actually going to hit 23% tomorrow and half of 76 isn't 23
Bentley James
Is this a meme
James Bailey
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
Ayden Jones
biggest red flag for me has always been if our Mei ice walls the door of our base when the clock starts
Leo Bennett
>decent health pool >fluent mobility >defensive ability good for choke points and combat >short range damage with no reloading >crowd control ultimate with potential for kills >second life in case of emergency >cute
>It's a group not pushing through a choke point for the entirety of the match episode
Jackson Cruz
Who /green Mei/ here?
Hudson Martin
tfw one of the worst players in the world
Landon Ramirez
I immediately report them for grieving if they do that. I understand if it's before the clock, but after it's just hindering your team for no reason.
Jace Robinson
>report them for grieving >grieving wow rude
Cameron Peterson
So previous rank had nothing to do with placements
Getting put with retards
Bentley Jones
Just because your mom tells you the same thing doesn't make it any less true user
Ryan Butler
tfw not as many people fell for it as last time
Owen Powell
You know what would make the Junker Duo's Mad Max gimmick even better?
If Roadhog used to be a police officer before he went insane.
Joshua Watson
It's with an f isn't it. Fuck. I spell it right on the report thingy though.
Landon Walker
I'm convinced that i'm never going to win a single comp game
I won 8 out of my 10 placement matches and placed plat
After that I've lost every single game
I'm trying to carry as zenyatta but these platinum shits are awful
I dropped down to gold level and it keeps getting worse. I get gold in damage and elims almost every time because everyone at this level can't dps
Playing support at such a low level is a living hell I wouldn't wish on anybody
Matthew Nelson
>it's a group of "i'm just gonna keep attacking on my own and die like a piece of shit everytime instead of pushing together"
Anthony Cook
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Leo Myers
that's entirely your fault for being so shallow and projecting your ideals on to what you think they should look like.
Daniel Walker
kys
Noah Wood
>playing support solo kek
Robert Torres
have you only played for 10 minutes
Thomas Peterson
What website is this?
Jayden Watson
>Somebody says attack the objective while we're at a choke >I say understood >I attack the objective >I die because nobody followed Even with communication, people don't fucking push.
Logan Bennett
I miss being 63
These placement games are full iof rank 50 or no rank at all
Zachary Adams
I know its unrelated, but this black robe + skull mask meme pisses me off.
Sombra won't look like this. She can't look like this. Why? Because anyone who knows anything about character design knows that in a fast paced game like this, character silhouette is very important. Each character needs to have a very distinctive silhouette, along with distinct clothing, so players can tell who's who at a glance even at longer distances. There is a reason each character has a very different body type and posture, because artists knew that each character needed to be very visually distinct from one another.
If Sombra looked like how she is often represented, she would be too difficult to differentiate from Reaper, who also wears a long, flowing black coat and skull mask.
Elijah Wright
>catch Genji on his own >freeze him >*plink* >"A-MEI-ZING!" or laugh emote
is there anything more satisfying
Nathaniel Price
What's up with the noises D. Va makes
Caleb Watson
>one guy is out of position and gets picked >enemy pushes and gets the point I hope you feel awful about yourself now
Henry Gonzalez
>want to practice a little more in quickplay before starting my placement matches >immediately get put into a match that's 14 seconds away from being lost
Thanks. Fuck you too.
Liam Anderson
kill a Hanzo the same way before or after.
REMOVE SHIMADA
Henry Nguyen
Sorry, but I don't speak communist.
Evan Thompson
Dragons were a mistake
Jace Johnson
I just like popping dv.as ult when genji ults and watch him panic and try to run before his dumbass body is slapped against a nearby wall.
Hudson Miller
>playing trashmouse >fucking around with an enemy Widowmaker >we do the building dance for a minute or so, dropping explosives and trying to kill each other >see her pass over a bomb, barely look at it and press my detonator >it was her venom mine, my jeep stuff was right behind me >fire myself accidentally over her head, this somehow triggers her mine and she eats her own poison gas >we both go our separate ways, never to speak of this again
Daniel Diaz
Eh I think a mask could still work, but I'm not confident she'll have a skull one.
This cloak looks distinct enough, silhouette-wise, though, plus body posture and running animations are easy to differentiate
Ryan Jones
Demand more AMERICA maps!
Vegas Map when?!
Cooper Miller
Asians make weird noises. News at 11.
Mason Adams
38 hours.
Placed at 39 in S1, ended at 35. Placed at 2105 in S2, haven't won a single game since.
Levi Parker
>always never do this when I'm mei >always spam shots at people when I'm ana to let them know I'll actually heal during the match
James Roberts
We did mates, only one thread under bump limit at the moment!
Hudson Kelly
i'm sorry user.
Christian Cox
>always never do this
You can feel the team just waiting for it.
Jack Kelly
I don't know what this says but I could still feel sad feels.
please don't
Brandon Gomez
>the card you'll never see in comp tragic
Brandon Johnson
>Daddy! >Oh, my little one's returned? I've missed you so much >I missed you too daddy! School was very scary today >really? How so? >(2spooky4me)
Leo Reed
>waiting for buddy who is eating dinner >decide to play QP >Lijang >we have 4 Mei's >they have 6 >no one can cap the point
Aaron Ramirez
>tfw your team gets so desperate you're considering Mei strats
Joshua Thomas
We need more American heroes!!! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Landon Jones
It's my birthday. Please post Mercy.
Matthew Turner
I've got a long memory.
Carson Thompson
>Reaper >American
Isaiah Mitchell
>tiny hands >giant face jesus h christ
Ayden Powell
What did D.Va do to piss off Hanzo?
Jackson Mitchell
Mexico is part of America
Ryan Martin
>still haven't played the new map
Logan Ward
Happy birthday user, may your healslut ride you harder and faster than usual tonight.
Adrian Perry
Give a try, it's a lot of fun. Looks beautiful, too.
