Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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youtube.com/watch?v=-00uQzXyujI
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first for kfeet

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>Want to play Dota
>Have Steam Guard
>Have to find my phone to play
Fucking Valve

you're bad and you know it

>Want to play Dota

cool story bro

>Want to play Dota

>>Want to play Dota
MODS

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>Want to play Dota

ded game

I'm playing video games and NOBODY CAN STOP ME

Just finished carrying my stack, how did your games go today gulag?

epic meme dotards, the epicest of memes.

>/lolg/ still super active

What the fuck happened, bros? I thought we were supposed to be the LoLkiller.

bsj is pretty shit

rtz strim

when

post lewds

NA hours. Dota is a European game.

>pick carry
>mid lane gets stolen

>dotard
>kill LoL

lmao you know that's true when even I am a euro here at this hour but just with a fucked up sleep schedule.

Reminder QoP has the juiciest, most luscious ass in all of Dota

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Shouldn't you go safelane with a carry? Why would it bother you who takes mid?

nah

mid carries are great

what did he mean by this

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I hope I get matched with you on the oposite team.

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He's good at axe

Sure thing

I've been on autopilot for forced 50 these past 2 days

can i turn off this bsj stream? he's pretty bad

no, you've got nothing better to do and there are no good streamers on, keep watching

Should I go to the corner store to pick up some pomade, soap, and trash bags now or leave it until Wednesday.

Shitty games. I play with garbage tier players, like 3.5K average and the games are always me stomping everything and them doing nothing or them feeding like mad and me trying to get items by farming next to my tier 3 towers.

stop using Veeky Forums as a replacement for facebook you animeNEET peice of gargbage

Fuck you nigger, leave this general.

H O L O G R A M S

yeah nah
>do they have vision of me?
>dies
I think I'll go get ready for tomorrow

Still no d2g carry to support?

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Fuck you nigger.
PS: you will never be a little cute girl and you will get to have a little cute girl.

its really sad that 90% of neo/d2g/ doesnt even know the nickname of a player who invented following builds:

>support/ancients roaming alchemist (nerfed)
>str support morphling (nerfed)
>roaming support riki
>battlefury antimage
>Radiance refresher spectre
>Butterfly on DK instead of AC
>3 orb PL(nerfed)
>upheaval first warlock
>vladless lycan
>aghanims luna
>soulring arcanes wand on timber instead of bloodstone
>max reactive armor first
>guardian greaves aghanim tinker
>carry winter wyvern
>+dmg items for riki instead of agility stacking
>battlefury stacking ember with 4-4-0-1 skillbuild (nerfed)
>MoM Skadi sniper (nerfed)
>MoM Blademail Spirit Bear
>radiance octarine manta broodmother
>Phase ghost scepter dagon huskar(nerfed)

He also used following items back when nobody even bothered to buy it: Mom(nerfed), blademail, necronomicon and HoTD

dotabuff.com/players/146629043

who doesnt recognize flying_exptome

>you will get to have a little cute girl

What did this user mean by this?

dotards ;_;

>normal game spamming no name
idgaf who this shitter is

This guy is Ghost Revenant.

Sorry about that, maybe try picking Slark or some other hero that can actually win alone?

How many animeNEETs do you think killed themselves today dotards?

post em

not enough

why, did something happened today?

>cuckport

nice

Is there any difference between the Genuine Pre-Purchase Warhammer chest and the regular?

Why the fuck are they selling for 15 bucks on the market?

>Randoming no longer provides bonus gold
>You must complete the All Hero Challenge to random in Ranked
>Now instead of randoming after a set time, players can lose gold until they are completely out
>All players who have no gold to lose when receiving a penalty are assessed with an abandon
>Added an indicator showing how much starting gold each player has remaining
Y/N?

Maybe 2 worldwide.

>unranked
why even bother

Not him but some people are not slaves to a number.

if dota is ded Im gonna go play sc

>This guy doesn't want an easy method of charting how his skill has progressed over time

>Support
>In unranked

>what is winrate

soulcalibur?

Lmfao not even the government backed numbers are that low.

tardcraft

stop bullying

>Well gee, I sure got a lot better from here to here, now if only I knew how much that really was...

starcraft? the literal deadest game out there? i mean, at least wait for the bw remake....

Pretty sure the government doesn't update the numbers daily, just annually.

currently its 57%

its shitty sequel

Who's the Mel of Dota?

Brewmaster

But of course animeNEETs can't into math and averages.
Your kind kill themselves by the dozens daily on average in the NA and EU alone per country.
That's DAILY AVERAGE ACROSS YEARS.

artour?

Just fucking sold some dumb asshole a fucking warhammer chest for 15 fucking dollars
A chest that has absolutely nothing unique about it other than I got a free chest
How are people this fucking stupid

Am i a bad person for picking slark? 2.2k mmr and I want out. Rose 100mmr today and 100 yesterday.

>Well golly gee, 57%! I sure am better than I was when I started playing Dota, but I have no idea just how much I've improved. If only there was a number that compared the me of yesterday to the me of today against everyone in the world. This way I could really see how far I've come.

slark might be the most brain dead carry, so yes you feel bad for garbage wins

I'm pretty sure those are just suicides and not specifically animeNEET suicides. Nor am I even a NEET to begin with.

Who should I be playing? Is not replying a meme?

Play whatever you want to succeed. When you hit 5k or 6k MMR is when you should start diversifying your hero pool.

>mfw I play a skilled hero and stomp bottomfraggers who think they can play easy FOTM trash and get away with it

They are NEET suicides.
animefags=animeNEETs=NEETs
Even your fellow animeNEETs advocate so in all boards espacially /a/ and other cancer sources on the net.
Bottom line, you should probably stop being an animeNEET if you can help it, especially on a general that nothing to do with anime.
Or join your kind.

Slark is fucking garbage in high level matches
I don't know why you are obsessed with it so much

Hate playing Slark. I don't have much trouble winning solo either, but it's kinda boring when you have to play Dota wrong. Either there is no challenge because the enemy was so shit that they couldn't even kill my stack before I got huge, so they haven't got shit on me or my stack feeds them so fast that it's turtling before 20 min mark and trying to get the items with limited GPM. Winning those games is pretty nice, far more enjoyable than just winning the other way, but I kinda want to play something fun at times and and not lose, because nobody else will farm up and carry. Just want to get a decent game where I need to be aware of the enemy player's skill, so it's not just a match of who has more GPM.

I want a facecam of every Omniknight picker when they see my Diffusal Blade come out

I just want to get away from peru
>not imageposting

I think I'm going to do whatever I want and not listen to some loser on the internet.

You'll be stuck with playing him forever like that, because when you don't play him, you won't do the thing that is winning you your games. You can get out from the trench, but you will not remove the possibility of falling back to that pit, because you didn't improve yourself more than you abused a hero that can't be killed by a 2K player.

>no anime hero

But holy shit you're the definition of a loser according to anyone you ask except your delusional self.
God damn I can't understand animeNEET's delusions, I just laugh at it.

This is pretty much bullshit.

When TB was broken as fuck there were quite a few players abusing him, and they didn't all fall back. Jerax gained like 2.5k MMR spamming Earth Spirit and it's not like he fell down the instant Earth Spirit got nerfed.

Can you stop being a fucking retard in my d2g

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The first dota rpg was on starcraft
Never really knew what it was about though
youtube.com/watch?v=-00uQzXyujI

We are talking about a 2K player here. He won't just suddenly pick something like Arc Warden mid and start skyrocketing. At lower levels you pick heroes that prevent you from doing mistakes, but at higher levels you pick shit that causes the enemy to fuck up.

I think you're confusing /d2g/ for /a/
>Get BTFO
>Stop anime avatarfagging and go "p-pls stop bully"
Just leave that cancer in /a/, nobody is asking for the impossible here.
Be a functional Veeky Forums poster if you fail at being a functional member of society.