>Want to play Dota >Have Steam Guard >Have to find my phone to play Fucking Valve
Matthew Clark
you're bad and you know it
Bentley Rivera
>Want to play Dota
cool story bro
Ryder Mitchell
>Want to play Dota
Logan Reyes
>>Want to play Dota MODS
Zachary Green
D E D E D
Luke Jones
>Want to play Dota
Gabriel Evans
ded game
Adrian Parker
I'm playing video games and NOBODY CAN STOP ME
Brody Hill
Just finished carrying my stack, how did your games go today gulag?
John Price
epic meme dotards, the epicest of memes.
Carter Garcia
>/lolg/ still super active
What the fuck happened, bros? I thought we were supposed to be the LoLkiller.
Camden Bailey
bsj is pretty shit
Blake Nelson
rtz strim
when
Lucas Fisher
post lewds
Jonathan Martin
NA hours. Dota is a European game.
Jack Harris
>pick carry >mid lane gets stolen
Samuel Torres
>dotard >kill LoL
Elijah Moore
lmao you know that's true when even I am a euro here at this hour but just with a fucked up sleep schedule.
Adam Cooper
Reminder QoP has the juiciest, most luscious ass in all of Dota
Brandon Mitchell
...
Landon Reyes
Shouldn't you go safelane with a carry? Why would it bother you who takes mid?
Logan Williams
nah
mid carries are great
Easton Edwards
what did he mean by this
Adrian Cooper
...
Chase Walker
I hope I get matched with you on the oposite team.
Jonathan Perez
...
Dylan White
He's good at axe
Samuel Garcia
Sure thing
I've been on autopilot for forced 50 these past 2 days
Blake Adams
can i turn off this bsj stream? he's pretty bad
Christian Wood
no, you've got nothing better to do and there are no good streamers on, keep watching
Caleb Wright
Should I go to the corner store to pick up some pomade, soap, and trash bags now or leave it until Wednesday.
Chase Cooper
Shitty games. I play with garbage tier players, like 3.5K average and the games are always me stomping everything and them doing nothing or them feeding like mad and me trying to get items by farming next to my tier 3 towers.
Matthew Phillips
stop using Veeky Forums as a replacement for facebook you animeNEET peice of gargbage
Anthony Diaz
Fuck you nigger, leave this general.
Luis Cruz
H O L O G R A M S
Adam Davis
yeah nah >do they have vision of me? >dies I think I'll go get ready for tomorrow
Jaxon Hughes
Still no d2g carry to support?
Isaac Watson
...
Austin Jackson
Fuck you nigger. PS: you will never be a little cute girl and you will get to have a little cute girl.
Ayden Howard
its really sad that 90% of neo/d2g/ doesnt even know the nickname of a player who invented following builds:
>support/ancients roaming alchemist (nerfed) >str support morphling (nerfed) >roaming support riki >battlefury antimage >Radiance refresher spectre >Butterfly on DK instead of AC >3 orb PL(nerfed) >upheaval first warlock >vladless lycan >aghanims luna >soulring arcanes wand on timber instead of bloodstone >max reactive armor first >guardian greaves aghanim tinker >carry winter wyvern >+dmg items for riki instead of agility stacking >battlefury stacking ember with 4-4-0-1 skillbuild (nerfed) >MoM Skadi sniper (nerfed) >MoM Blademail Spirit Bear >radiance octarine manta broodmother >Phase ghost scepter dagon huskar(nerfed)
He also used following items back when nobody even bothered to buy it: Mom(nerfed), blademail, necronomicon and HoTD
>normal game spamming no name idgaf who this shitter is
Dylan Nelson
This guy is Ghost Revenant.
Kayden Morales
Sorry about that, maybe try picking Slark or some other hero that can actually win alone?
Luis Lopez
How many animeNEETs do you think killed themselves today dotards?
Jackson Clark
post em
Juan Parker
not enough
Sebastian Barnes
why, did something happened today?
Kayden Gomez
>cuckport
nice
Brayden Cook
Is there any difference between the Genuine Pre-Purchase Warhammer chest and the regular?
Why the fuck are they selling for 15 bucks on the market?
Carter Smith
>Randoming no longer provides bonus gold >You must complete the All Hero Challenge to random in Ranked >Now instead of randoming after a set time, players can lose gold until they are completely out >All players who have no gold to lose when receiving a penalty are assessed with an abandon >Added an indicator showing how much starting gold each player has remaining Y/N?
Jose White
Maybe 2 worldwide.
Logan Turner
>unranked why even bother
Joseph Reed
Not him but some people are not slaves to a number.
Noah Baker
if dota is ded Im gonna go play sc
Elijah Brown
>This guy doesn't want an easy method of charting how his skill has progressed over time
Blake Evans
>Support >In unranked
Daniel Gray
>what is winrate
Jackson Collins
soulcalibur?
Carter Cox
Lmfao not even the government backed numbers are that low.
Austin Kelly
tardcraft
Carter Collins
stop bullying
Jackson Edwards
>Well gee, I sure got a lot better from here to here, now if only I knew how much that really was...
David Richardson
starcraft? the literal deadest game out there? i mean, at least wait for the bw remake....
Hunter Richardson
Pretty sure the government doesn't update the numbers daily, just annually.
Nathan Hall
currently its 57%
Liam Brooks
its shitty sequel
Luke Parker
Who's the Mel of Dota?
Easton Bennett
Brewmaster
Camden Roberts
But of course animeNEETs can't into math and averages. Your kind kill themselves by the dozens daily on average in the NA and EU alone per country. That's DAILY AVERAGE ACROSS YEARS.
Austin Campbell
artour?
Aiden Russell
Just fucking sold some dumb asshole a fucking warhammer chest for 15 fucking dollars A chest that has absolutely nothing unique about it other than I got a free chest How are people this fucking stupid
Owen Diaz
Am i a bad person for picking slark? 2.2k mmr and I want out. Rose 100mmr today and 100 yesterday.
Adam Turner
>Well golly gee, 57%! I sure am better than I was when I started playing Dota, but I have no idea just how much I've improved. If only there was a number that compared the me of yesterday to the me of today against everyone in the world. This way I could really see how far I've come.
Adam Gray
slark might be the most brain dead carry, so yes you feel bad for garbage wins
Chase Brown
I'm pretty sure those are just suicides and not specifically animeNEET suicides. Nor am I even a NEET to begin with.
Luis Flores
Who should I be playing? Is not replying a meme?
Jack Ward
Play whatever you want to succeed. When you hit 5k or 6k MMR is when you should start diversifying your hero pool.
Nathan Collins
>mfw I play a skilled hero and stomp bottomfraggers who think they can play easy FOTM trash and get away with it
Jace Allen
They are NEET suicides. animefags=animeNEETs=NEETs Even your fellow animeNEETs advocate so in all boards espacially /a/ and other cancer sources on the net. Bottom line, you should probably stop being an animeNEET if you can help it, especially on a general that nothing to do with anime. Or join your kind.
Parker Hill
Slark is fucking garbage in high level matches I don't know why you are obsessed with it so much
Michael Adams
Hate playing Slark. I don't have much trouble winning solo either, but it's kinda boring when you have to play Dota wrong. Either there is no challenge because the enemy was so shit that they couldn't even kill my stack before I got huge, so they haven't got shit on me or my stack feeds them so fast that it's turtling before 20 min mark and trying to get the items with limited GPM. Winning those games is pretty nice, far more enjoyable than just winning the other way, but I kinda want to play something fun at times and and not lose, because nobody else will farm up and carry. Just want to get a decent game where I need to be aware of the enemy player's skill, so it's not just a match of who has more GPM.
Caleb Thomas
I want a facecam of every Omniknight picker when they see my Diffusal Blade come out
Luis Peterson
I just want to get away from peru >not imageposting
Brody Kelly
I think I'm going to do whatever I want and not listen to some loser on the internet.
Kayden Morales
You'll be stuck with playing him forever like that, because when you don't play him, you won't do the thing that is winning you your games. You can get out from the trench, but you will not remove the possibility of falling back to that pit, because you didn't improve yourself more than you abused a hero that can't be killed by a 2K player.
Nathaniel Garcia
>no anime hero
Jace Gutierrez
But holy shit you're the definition of a loser according to anyone you ask except your delusional self. God damn I can't understand animeNEET's delusions, I just laugh at it.
Ryan Miller
This is pretty much bullshit.
When TB was broken as fuck there were quite a few players abusing him, and they didn't all fall back. Jerax gained like 2.5k MMR spamming Earth Spirit and it's not like he fell down the instant Earth Spirit got nerfed.
We are talking about a 2K player here. He won't just suddenly pick something like Arc Warden mid and start skyrocketing. At lower levels you pick heroes that prevent you from doing mistakes, but at higher levels you pick shit that causes the enemy to fuck up.
Cameron Lopez
I think you're confusing /d2g/ for /a/ >Get BTFO >Stop anime avatarfagging and go "p-pls stop bully" Just leave that cancer in /a/, nobody is asking for the impossible here. Be a functional Veeky Forums poster if you fail at being a functional member of society.