You meet God

You meet God.
He lets you ask him ONE historical question, but it must be along the veins of something like "What really happened to Amelia Earhart," not "why are Africans still living in mud huts in 2016?"

What do you ask?

Were Egyptians black?

Who was Jack The Ripper.

Why were Africans still living in mud huts in 2015?

Kek

She died on Howland Island and the body was eaten by crabs.

Aaron Kosminski.

What are the coordinates of Genghis Khan's burial site?
>go dig this up
>become internationally renowned archaeologist with reward and praise from the Mongolian government

>they'll let any rando with a shovel dig
Ya sure

How expensive can a plot of land be in Mongolia?

What caused the Late Bronze Age Collapse?

Me.

~ God

Who let the Kerkoporta open during the siege of Constantinople?

>reward and praise from literally who

Why the Jews?

Was math invented or discovered?

...

Invented

Prove it

Who's right about your will: the Jews, the Christians, or the Muslims?

I mean, I truly believe Christianity is "right", but God obviously knows the truth.

please tell me the historical question that would be the most interesting for me that I could ask and the answer to it

If I met God I would have no further questions.

If I met God, I would kill him and take his throne. Then I shall create a better Universe. To kill God would be the greatest of all pleasures.

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Did Jesus exist?

Why go through all this bullshit my man? I don't like this dream anymore. Can you take me back to the garden or whatever?

Doesn't the fact that I'm talking with you invalidate your existence?

Explain pls

What was the industrial output of the Ottoman empire during WWI?

Why don't they believe?

Who do you think?

Why did you make niggers?

>there are only three religions

Why did my parents not want me?

What exactly happened two thousand years ago, and why isn't it happening anymore.

Who were the sea peoples?

I want the identity of each tribe.

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Are jews behind everything?

Were there any other sentients here before us?

>Inb4 he just fucking says sentience is a spectrum and we're just a fucking outlier that fucked up his whole project

Was the CIA on acid during the cold War?

What would have happened to South Vietnam if Watergate never happened?

What would the world look like if the German revolution of 1848 was successful?

Was 9/11 really an inside job/Mossad operation?

Where were you?

I INVENTED IT

Why does bane wear the mask?

Who fired the first shot in the American Revolution?

Would the world be better off if Hitler had won the world war?

Wouldn't the world be better without muslims?

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Who was responsible for World War I?

Why are you such a shithead?

You don't have to ask him that, you already know the answer - Yes

>he lets you ask him one historical question
This is bullshit, he's meant to tell me a clever one-liner.

What the fuck is that restriction? It's a valid question.

Can I get bout tree fiddy?

Why the fuck do you look like Morgan Freeman?

Is the answer to this question "no"?

>why?

How did you come to be?

Is infinity now?

There's no difference