/owg/ - Overwatch General

Jamison Fawkes!

I see you are also an user of good taste!

My nigga.

When fujo posting is banned and Mei is removed from the game.

>Overwatch patches
>FPS drops by 20

How, from a biological prospective, would this relationship even work?

One of them is not a biological lifeform, reproduction literally cannot happen.

What is up with white people and this dumbass haircut?
Why has it caught on?

How can the Jap one sound so fucking bad

Timmy pls go and stay go. Don't you have some LAN tournament coming up that you have to lose?

>Winston and Genji alone attacking on the last point of Gibraltar
>high noon
>wait out the Genji reflect
>press M1
>McCree shoots a bullet in front of himself
>nothing happens

Gee whiz Blizzard!

We need a cute casual skin for him instead of Hayseed and edgy joker shit.

She just likes cold hard robocock in her user, she's not worried about kids.

Post innocent and pure 76

how did memerat lose his leg

>what is adoption and IVF

Omnics this advanced have to have pleasure sensors as well as different attachments that allow them to fuck and get fucked. We already have dildos that can shoot cum, it's not that different.

The cap for comp points is now 6000 and if you want to be Top 500, win 50 games and keep playing

Probably fucking around with his trap/explosives.

>those spanish lines

I fucking can't

just why

Non-autists mostly have sex for pleasure rather than reproduction user.

>Point A gets captured 75% of the time
how the fuck is there such a disconnect between the stats and actually trying to get that fucking point? shit feels like D-Day

Roadhog ate it

>relationships are purely for the sake of procreation

Not sure if puritan or BIOTRUTH

Shit like this is why we need to eliminate EVERY Omnigger on this planet. We eradicated the muslims, why can't we do it to Omniggers?

He god HOGGED so hard, it literally snapped off

Seriously though I've also been wondering this for a long time.

looks like you only really need to hit master for top 500.

>how did a goofball obsessed with explosives lose a limb

WHY CANT I AUTO QUE FOR COMP AFTER my match finishes like qp? shit is annoying, i have to keep clicking play to keep playing fuck man, what a stupid user design

He is the best

C-can we please fuck them first? Like a mass rape type of thing?

>tfw have a robot fetish
>tfw born too early to ever actually fuck a robot

it's so you don't accidentally get forced to play an hour game when you might not have time.

My hair looks like that but a bit shorter in front. It's the only way it looks good.

You need to go as well.

>you will never cuddle and protect him

Why even live?

Amaris

Did we finally stop supporting Shitaku?

Who ever made this previous thread should consider suicide. It would be good for everybody.

But it's not like I actually like them or anything, user...

>Retards mumble about Athena on posts on various sites
>Every fucking clickbait news site talks about Athena now because of this

Stupidity at its finest

>The 36 Percent Club
better update that mang

Pharah is really good on console

Booty Shorts Junkrat alone would've made the Summer Games event for me. I really wish he had better legendaries.

Given what Blizzard's said about the characters' prosthetics having something to do with their personalities, I'm pretty sure he lost it in an explosion. To be fair, though, there are billions of other ways he could lose a leg in a radioactive Mad Max shithole with probably zero healthcare.

>you will never make him chuckle and nod towards the bedroom like this

why live

>have embarrassing moment
>win match
>feels like a loss

NERF THIS!

Should I post Hanzo?

you get booted after inactive at the hero picking screen anyway so whats the point?

>tfw see my team is shit after the first push
>spend the rest of the match in the spawnroom as Mei or Symmetra

It's calming desu

JESUS FUCKING LORD WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT ALREADY

I once accidentally pressed Q instead of shift as Junkrat, got a triple kill and potg, and we won the match. Feltgoodman.

>tfw didn't even get the spray

don't you get a leave if you don't pick a character?
If not it would be easy to put your chance of win higher
>see junk/hanzo w/e is garbage
>don't pick
>dodge a bullet

So wheres' sombra you cunt.

Told you, baseless bullshit.

So you don't force your team to go 5v6 if it's past the limit where it cancels and you don't force useless queues that drop you into a match and get cancelled a minute later

but then you'd lose some SR and annoy the 9 other people by cancelling their game. Blizzard probably don't want to have to deal with people complaining about a game being found while they are away and coming back to a suspension or lost SR.

>mei keeps freezing me every time I pop my ult during match
>clutch win at the end
>my computer freezes
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR

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YES please

why are you asking me, of all people?

Sadly most of my rare Hanzos are lewd but I'll do what I can

Cause fuck you, that's why.

WARNING SUPER SECRET CANON COMIC ABOUT JUNKRAT'S LEG DON'T OPEN UNLESS YOU'RE BEHIND A MILLION PROXIES OR THE BLIZZARD SECRET AGENTS ARE GONNA COME FOR YOU

October 5th is supposedly when the percentage hits 100%

Release date?

But she should hit PTR before then...

It's clear now they had about ZERO work done on Sombra which is why they went with this ARG, Sombra basically didn't exist and this was to hold/stall us.

Please do post everything you have

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>Tfw you will never fight for the independence of your country from your former slaughterers
>You will never be a proud resistance member taking the toll of the radiation to save what little is left of your pride and country.
>Tfw go legit when you are done, swear it

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>eichenwalde is still the brawl

Why are 90% of these overwatch generals only used for imaginary gayshit and waifu faggotery?

>sadly

user I'm getting my force to live from Hanzo lewds

refusegerbil's prosthetics are just one long gag about something costing him an arm and a leg, I swear.

>buh I got more medals
Bitch it don't matter you still lost. You aren't playing 'Over-numberiest motherfucker in the Room' you're playing OverWATCH as in WATCH and see if you aren't playing a good game and fix that shit.

I opened this and now the cyberpolice are breaking down my door, what do I do?

Because the actual game is boring as shit.

>Release date?
No chance in hell.

Most likely it will either get us another spanish one liner and some more ARG bullshit.

Blizzard will draw this shit out so they can reveal her at Blizzcon in Nov.

>instaquit every time a KOTH map loads
>enjoy the game and have more fun more often

>Thank god most of my rare Hanzos are lewd

fix'd

That also assumes that the Ana is constantly shooting her teammates and has the aim to pull that off and isn't trying to snipe the enemy team constantly.

Which you would have acknowledged if you weren't an intellectually dishonest person.

What's your go to character for attack and defence?

Here are my ideas how to fix Zarya:

One, Zarya needs to be louder, angrier, and have 800 HP.
Two, her M1 should be wider with unlimited range and make 100 DMG/0,5 secounds.
Three, her M2 should be 20 shoots until reloead and each shoot have 300 DMG.
Four, her shield should last for 10 secounds with 2 secounds cooldown.
Five, her ULT also should instakill the absorbed enemies.
Six, whenever Zarya is not picked, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Zarya?".

Fuck you user, I was having a good evening and now you've made me sad.

I've already been banned for posting my Hanzo lewds.

But the Hanzo/Genji fic is still on its way.

So we could appriciate the super rare "I was awesome as always but my team was shit as always so I lost rank again, waaaugh!" posts better.

Shit broken game made to spoonfeed babies
>He plays Roadhog
>He plays Reaper
>He plays Zenyatta
>He plays Junkrat

Git gud with your blind spam ugly boring characters

Do you guys prefer playing with a higher DPI and lower sensitivity or vice versa?

76 and Ana are searching his old home in Indiana for something and 76 has a flashback. It begins with Morrison getting his bizarre hick town neighbors to work together in the state fair and the heated conversation with his father in the barn about him enlisting afterwards.

He remembers coming back 2 years later with Reyes. Morrison had 2 days leave because he got word his father died. Reyes managed to get clearance to join him. They go around the town. Reyes comments on how lucky Morrison was to grow up out here when he grew up in the streets of LA. Reyes discusses maybe ditching the bus back to the training camp and just hiding out here, the two of them.

Morrison says no. He can't stand it here now more than ever. They go back to together.

76 is standing on the porch of his old home. Ana yells that she's making tea. They sit in the kitchen and drink it. "Did I ever tell you I brought Reyes here?" "Oh, no I don't think so. When was that? Overwatch?" "Before, back in training. I had only met him 2 years prior and I was already bringing him back home; though my old man was already dead."

76 wonders if Reyes was right. He should have just turned away from that path. How different things would have been. Ana reminds him, that his actions saved the world. No one else could have done what he did. Reyes did too, at one time.

Frustrated, 76 keeps searching the house he goes up to his old room and notices the window is open. A photo album is open on the desk. One he remembers Reyes snatched out of his room way back when "he wasn't looking". The first pages are him growing up but there are new pages with new photos.

A age mark the size of a picture 76 recently came into possession of fits perfectly in one of the last pages. He smiles.

"Ana, I don't think its here. Let's head out."
"Alright then."
"I think I found something else though."
"Oh? What's that Jack?"

"Hope."

What actually is the difference?

2800 dpi, 1 ingame sens

>The 36 Percent Club
>36

You didn't bother to check at all did you

Where is the new character Blizzard

>genjis face
"The taste of a liar hanzo."

Use Sombra's e ability.

Sounds like some either

>Got hooked
>Snuck up by a reaper and killed
>Had his ult nullified
>Got a pancake to the face

You sound like an angry genji shitter

>tfw fuck a qt robot who's insecure because they've never been with a human before