>The Overwatch game is an AI running combat sims on all the high-profile combatants they might encounter >The Omnic War has not been stopped, only temporarily halted >The AI is adding new combatants to the simulation as it finds more information or realizes certain combatants are active and not deceased >when the overwatch movie comes out the plot will be the AI that ran the simulations concluding that it had enough data to defeat overwatch, re-igniting the omnic war >there will be a co-op mode very much like mann v machine with a similar monetization scheme alongside the movie
When fujo posting is banned and Mei is removed from the game.
Daniel Sanchez
>Overwatch patches >FPS drops by 20
Ethan Cook
How, from a biological prospective, would this relationship even work?
One of them is not a biological lifeform, reproduction literally cannot happen.
Daniel Edwards
What is up with white people and this dumbass haircut? Why has it caught on?
James Turner
How can the Jap one sound so fucking bad
Andrew Thomas
Timmy pls go and stay go. Don't you have some LAN tournament coming up that you have to lose?
Jace Hughes
>Winston and Genji alone attacking on the last point of Gibraltar >high noon >wait out the Genji reflect >press M1 >McCree shoots a bullet in front of himself >nothing happens
Gee whiz Blizzard!
Jose Perez
We need a cute casual skin for him instead of Hayseed and edgy joker shit.
Grayson Sanchez
She just likes cold hard robocock in her user, she's not worried about kids.
Eli Martinez
Post innocent and pure 76
Liam Long
how did memerat lose his leg
Ian Brown
>what is adoption and IVF
Omnics this advanced have to have pleasure sensors as well as different attachments that allow them to fuck and get fucked. We already have dildos that can shoot cum, it's not that different.
Lucas Evans
The cap for comp points is now 6000 and if you want to be Top 500, win 50 games and keep playing
Nicholas Jones
Probably fucking around with his trap/explosives.
Easton Richardson
>those spanish lines
I fucking can't
just why
Christian Thomas
Non-autists mostly have sex for pleasure rather than reproduction user.
Nolan Cruz
>Point A gets captured 75% of the time how the fuck is there such a disconnect between the stats and actually trying to get that fucking point? shit feels like D-Day
Levi Anderson
Roadhog ate it
Charles Adams
>relationships are purely for the sake of procreation
Not sure if puritan or BIOTRUTH
Zachary Phillips
Shit like this is why we need to eliminate EVERY Omnigger on this planet. We eradicated the muslims, why can't we do it to Omniggers?
Levi Ortiz
He god HOGGED so hard, it literally snapped off
Seriously though I've also been wondering this for a long time.
Eli Watson
looks like you only really need to hit master for top 500.
Hudson Reyes
>how did a goofball obsessed with explosives lose a limb
Luke Nguyen
WHY CANT I AUTO QUE FOR COMP AFTER my match finishes like qp? shit is annoying, i have to keep clicking play to keep playing fuck man, what a stupid user design
Jason Flores
He is the best
Chase Ward
C-can we please fuck them first? Like a mass rape type of thing?
>tfw have a robot fetish >tfw born too early to ever actually fuck a robot
Cameron Hall
it's so you don't accidentally get forced to play an hour game when you might not have time.
Nolan Sanders
My hair looks like that but a bit shorter in front. It's the only way it looks good.
Elijah Roberts
You need to go as well.
John Reed
>you will never cuddle and protect him
Why even live?
Samuel Hughes
Amaris
Colton Foster
Did we finally stop supporting Shitaku?
Who ever made this previous thread should consider suicide. It would be good for everybody.
Nathan Williams
But it's not like I actually like them or anything, user...
John Brown
>Retards mumble about Athena on posts on various sites >Every fucking clickbait news site talks about Athena now because of this
Stupidity at its finest
Isaiah Allen
>The 36 Percent Club better update that mang
Connor Green
Pharah is really good on console
Alexander Nguyen
Booty Shorts Junkrat alone would've made the Summer Games event for me. I really wish he had better legendaries.
Given what Blizzard's said about the characters' prosthetics having something to do with their personalities, I'm pretty sure he lost it in an explosion. To be fair, though, there are billions of other ways he could lose a leg in a radioactive Mad Max shithole with probably zero healthcare.
Aaron Lopez
>you will never make him chuckle and nod towards the bedroom like this
why live
Kevin Sullivan
>have embarrassing moment >win match >feels like a loss
Jason Nelson
NERF THIS!
William Foster
Should I post Hanzo?
Nolan Robinson
you get booted after inactive at the hero picking screen anyway so whats the point?
Cooper Roberts
>tfw see my team is shit after the first push >spend the rest of the match in the spawnroom as Mei or Symmetra
It's calming desu
Grayson Phillips
JESUS FUCKING LORD WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT ALREADY
Benjamin Collins
I once accidentally pressed Q instead of shift as Junkrat, got a triple kill and potg, and we won the match. Feltgoodman.
>tfw didn't even get the spray
Ayden Kelly
don't you get a leave if you don't pick a character? If not it would be easy to put your chance of win higher >see junk/hanzo w/e is garbage >don't pick >dodge a bullet
Asher Morales
So wheres' sombra you cunt.
Told you, baseless bullshit.
Grayson Cox
So you don't force your team to go 5v6 if it's past the limit where it cancels and you don't force useless queues that drop you into a match and get cancelled a minute later
Cooper Garcia
but then you'd lose some SR and annoy the 9 other people by cancelling their game. Blizzard probably don't want to have to deal with people complaining about a game being found while they are away and coming back to a suspension or lost SR.
Leo Nguyen
>mei keeps freezing me every time I pop my ult during match >clutch win at the end >my computer freezes THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR
Zachary Howard
...
William Jenkins
YES please
Logan Gonzalez
why are you asking me, of all people?
Alexander Moore
Sadly most of my rare Hanzos are lewd but I'll do what I can
Camden Lopez
Cause fuck you, that's why.
Carson Lee
WARNING SUPER SECRET CANON COMIC ABOUT JUNKRAT'S LEG DON'T OPEN UNLESS YOU'RE BEHIND A MILLION PROXIES OR THE BLIZZARD SECRET AGENTS ARE GONNA COME FOR YOU
Colton Robinson
October 5th is supposedly when the percentage hits 100%
Release date?
But she should hit PTR before then...
It's clear now they had about ZERO work done on Sombra which is why they went with this ARG, Sombra basically didn't exist and this was to hold/stall us.
Lincoln Miller
Please do post everything you have
Josiah Harris
...
Carson Smith
...
Kevin Bell
>Tfw you will never fight for the independence of your country from your former slaughterers >You will never be a proud resistance member taking the toll of the radiation to save what little is left of your pride and country. >Tfw go legit when you are done, swear it
Jacob Stewart
...
Tyler Walker
>eichenwalde is still the brawl
Jayden Morales
Why are 90% of these overwatch generals only used for imaginary gayshit and waifu faggotery?
Kayden Jackson
>sadly
user I'm getting my force to live from Hanzo lewds
Jacob Sanchez
refusegerbil's prosthetics are just one long gag about something costing him an arm and a leg, I swear.
Henry Butler
>buh I got more medals Bitch it don't matter you still lost. You aren't playing 'Over-numberiest motherfucker in the Room' you're playing OverWATCH as in WATCH and see if you aren't playing a good game and fix that shit.
Jacob Bennett
I opened this and now the cyberpolice are breaking down my door, what do I do?
Anthony Hughes
Because the actual game is boring as shit.
Brandon Green
>Release date? No chance in hell.
Most likely it will either get us another spanish one liner and some more ARG bullshit.
Blizzard will draw this shit out so they can reveal her at Blizzcon in Nov.
Carter Cox
>instaquit every time a KOTH map loads >enjoy the game and have more fun more often
Hunter Hughes
>Thank god most of my rare Hanzos are lewd
fix'd
Evan Jones
That also assumes that the Ana is constantly shooting her teammates and has the aim to pull that off and isn't trying to snipe the enemy team constantly.
Which you would have acknowledged if you weren't an intellectually dishonest person.
Ayden Jones
What's your go to character for attack and defence?
Joseph White
Here are my ideas how to fix Zarya:
One, Zarya needs to be louder, angrier, and have 800 HP. Two, her M1 should be wider with unlimited range and make 100 DMG/0,5 secounds. Three, her M2 should be 20 shoots until reloead and each shoot have 300 DMG. Four, her shield should last for 10 secounds with 2 secounds cooldown. Five, her ULT also should instakill the absorbed enemies. Six, whenever Zarya is not picked, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Zarya?".
Sebastian Wilson
Fuck you user, I was having a good evening and now you've made me sad.
I've already been banned for posting my Hanzo lewds.
But the Hanzo/Genji fic is still on its way.
Justin Edwards
So we could appriciate the super rare "I was awesome as always but my team was shit as always so I lost rank again, waaaugh!" posts better.
Eli Gutierrez
Shit broken game made to spoonfeed babies >He plays Roadhog >He plays Reaper >He plays Zenyatta >He plays Junkrat
Git gud with your blind spam ugly boring characters
Matthew Gray
Do you guys prefer playing with a higher DPI and lower sensitivity or vice versa?
Julian Garcia
76 and Ana are searching his old home in Indiana for something and 76 has a flashback. It begins with Morrison getting his bizarre hick town neighbors to work together in the state fair and the heated conversation with his father in the barn about him enlisting afterwards.
He remembers coming back 2 years later with Reyes. Morrison had 2 days leave because he got word his father died. Reyes managed to get clearance to join him. They go around the town. Reyes comments on how lucky Morrison was to grow up out here when he grew up in the streets of LA. Reyes discusses maybe ditching the bus back to the training camp and just hiding out here, the two of them.
Morrison says no. He can't stand it here now more than ever. They go back to together.
76 is standing on the porch of his old home. Ana yells that she's making tea. They sit in the kitchen and drink it. "Did I ever tell you I brought Reyes here?" "Oh, no I don't think so. When was that? Overwatch?" "Before, back in training. I had only met him 2 years prior and I was already bringing him back home; though my old man was already dead."
76 wonders if Reyes was right. He should have just turned away from that path. How different things would have been. Ana reminds him, that his actions saved the world. No one else could have done what he did. Reyes did too, at one time.
Frustrated, 76 keeps searching the house he goes up to his old room and notices the window is open. A photo album is open on the desk. One he remembers Reyes snatched out of his room way back when "he wasn't looking". The first pages are him growing up but there are new pages with new photos.
A age mark the size of a picture 76 recently came into possession of fits perfectly in one of the last pages. He smiles.
"Ana, I don't think its here. Let's head out." "Alright then." "I think I found something else though." "Oh? What's that Jack?"
"Hope."
Owen Martin
What actually is the difference?
Nathaniel Reyes
2800 dpi, 1 ingame sens
Levi Bennett
>The 36 Percent Club >36
You didn't bother to check at all did you
Adam Campbell
Where is the new character Blizzard
Colton Edwards
>genjis face "The taste of a liar hanzo."
Joseph Reed
Use Sombra's e ability.
James Walker
Sounds like some either
>Got hooked >Snuck up by a reaper and killed >Had his ult nullified >Got a pancake to the face
You sound like an angry genji shitter
Elijah Myers
>tfw fuck a qt robot who's insecure because they've never been with a human before