Gods were just fumbling attempts to explain natural phenomena made by superstitious goatherders heh

>gods were just fumbling attempts to explain natural phenomena made by superstitious goatherders heh

There are people on Veeky Forums right now who are autistic enough to believe this

More realistic than a 40 year old illiterate merchant, upset that his wife was the bread-winner, claimed to have met an angel in a cave

I suppose it is possible that a magic carpenter flew up into the sky to get to Heaven.

Are there no janitors on this board?

The most autistic idea are the ancient aliens and the belief that ayy lmaos visited us 7000 years ago and we worshipped them as gods. I want to strangle Danniken and that Greek memer from History Channel.

Wow... epic O_O

Thank you.

>Hey so I know Jerusalem's sacred to Jews and Christians both; Jews because it was their ancient capital, and Christians because it's where Jesus Resurrected. But Mohammed had a dream about visiting the city, so our claim supersedes both of yours. Jerusalem kinda belongs to us now.

Lel

It's what God wanted.

Do you have a better explanation?