/hsg/ hearthstone general

WebTool
WebTool

Deck lists, news etc:
tempostorm.com
liquidhearth.com/
hearthstoneplayers.com/
hearthhead.com/
hearthpwn.com/

Arena Help
heartharena.com/

Open Tournaments:
strivewire.com/
play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone/
zotac-cup.com

Deck Tracker:
hsdecktracker.net/

veekyforums.com/thread/155266454/video-games

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youtube.com/watch?v=0VoUWe5Z_oc
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steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=759906078
reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/53pfjc/the_power_level_gap_between_tier_1_decks/
manacrystals.com/articles/110-basic-decks-and-new-players
youtube.com/watch?v=CxCcuq0P7MM
youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3Y2tt3kGA
us.blizzard.com/en-us/company/careers/posting.html?id=16000SP
veekyforums.com/thread/155401357/video-games

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

what is the full image

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

is that ellowas?

Supergrass
Supergrass

This game seems fun. Wish they'd just give everyone all the cards so you weren't left in the dust right off the bat if you joined late.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Here.

Also
us.battle.net/forums/en/hearthstone/topic/20749325003

[Pool] Monthly balancing with no dust refund (Y/N)

cum2soon
cum2soon

This actually works
How long until blizzard patches this?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

why would they patch it, the game is rigged to give you a 50% win rate

viagrandad
viagrandad

If Gul'dan is forever the zoo class, then fine.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Here's a compilation of how this game is fun user, so you can have an idea

youtube.com/watch?v=QsxVYymGAgI

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Haven't gotten that many WotoG packs, but r8 my lego pulls so far.

Oh yeah btw, I fucKING CRAFTED VEKLOR AND NZOTH MYSELF. I DONT HAVE BRM CARDS FOR DRAGON DECKS BEN YOU FUCK.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Does anyone have a video of a famous streamer (don't remember the name of the guy) that was playing on legend.

In the video he went against a druid that made an absurd Fandral play and went like +5 in a single turn and from there the tilt was so much that he went from legend 5 to 500 or something like that.

He was so mad that he started to scream and also had a bitch fight with a female streamer at the same time.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Got your back
youtube.com/watch?v=l3PgjMNHnyc

It has my favority hearthstone quote:
What the fuck I am already dead! This game sucks IT'S TURN THREE!!!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

T H I C C

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Thanks bro.

It's incredible how salt inducing is this game holy shit.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I play magic, and getting mana screwed is baby stuff compared to how bullshit this game can be sometimes

Illusionz
Illusionz

What are some foreign card VAs that are better than the English version?

I like C'Thun's Mexican attack.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I play Magic and Yugioh once per year on Nats too and I agree, in both games I have never ever got the same level of salt compared to one single day on ladder, and that's saying something considering how fucking unbalanced and screwed the second is.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

leg drop rate on old gods feels much lower than classic

FastChef
FastChef

Link the forum post?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

New player here, what's a "tempo" deck?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Its the cancer killing this game

massdebater
massdebater

This has honestly been some pretty comfy laddering. Anyone got any advice for the deck?

I was pretty sad to swap out Cabal for the Wyrm, but I needed more dragon activators

Skullbone
Skullbone

it's codeword for play on curve decks that curve out at 6 mana

eGremlin
eGremlin

Yesterday Freeze Mage was the cancer killing the game.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Tempo

Tempo deals with the resources that you gain every turn, but do not possess initially. The most common of these is mana. The most important thing to remember about Tempo is that it is all of your resources that are temporary (hence the name). These are advantages that will dissipate naturally.

At the beginning of a game you have no mana and no ability to generate mana. During Stage 1, you just don't have the mana you need to work with. As the game progresses, you are able to build up your resources to a point where you can actually cast your spells. This is Stage 2 and the most common way of getting there is by playing land.

Tempo is more than just the mana spent on spells, however. It is the manipulation of any resource that you gain over time, but do not start with. This can include the playing of land, untapping permanents, attack phases, and so on, as well as denying your opponent of these.

The key to understanding tempo is to evaluate everything in terms of how much this resource is worth right now. To take tempo away from your opponent is to give yourself tempo, but this matters not at all if you don't do anything with it.

When you are building a tempo-based deck, the key is to figure out what advantage you are gaining as a result of the tempo you are producing. A Faeries deck gains tokens and cards, but also very much takes advantage of all of the extra attack phases it gets. (When you are beating down with 1/1s and 2/2s, you need all the attack phases you can get!)

Taken from Next Level Magic.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Sap instead of Assassinate
Preparation instead of Shadowstep

Spending all your mana each turn

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Man, even when I play magic and have those un-interactive games because I didn't drew my sideboard cards, even then, its still not as salt inducing as your Rag missing face/a specific minion or opp mc tech snatching your bomb minion while you had 3 other shitty ones

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

At least in Yugioh you can drop Snow Ogre and Veiler on your opponent's degenerate Turn 1 bullshit

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw opponent draws all the good cards and I draw all the bad cards

askme
askme

Stranded#1729 Americas

Have Play a Friend and Watch and Learn.

StonedTime
StonedTime

yfw you get that dank value

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

tfw I've opened 3 Nu deathwings

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

added

King_Martha
King_Martha

It's an aggro deck that was named by a former magic player such as reynad (see ).

Firespawn
Firespawn

Same crafts + yogg, pulled veklor 2 weeks after crafting him, and pulled faendal and 2 Rogue poison spiders. It's so disheartening seeing you got a leg only to see it be a repeat

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

This weekend I had to deal with Ad Nauseam, Naya Burn and some other combo decks on a local tournament.
Most of the games were like if I brick or I don't draw my sideboard before he sets up Im fucked, and it happened a couple of times and others I did sack my opponents but I never felt salty and they didn't either.
You could just brush it off as how Modern goes.

Then in Yugioh most games were rock paper scissors, I open my combo you lose on t1-3, oh you had a Hand Trap I guess I lose instead.
Sorry son I won game 1, you game 2 I won the match because I start the game 3.
It's frustrating because the only way to beat degenerate shit is to use more degenerate shit, but well you don't feel so bad either, that´s how Yugioh rolls, fast formats with hard control using absurdly fast decks.

But then you be winning by a landslide on HS, like almost 99% imposible to lose, and something like Leeroy topdeck with double PO, Yogg into 10 positives for my opponent or 10 negatives for me. all the fucking pings from Flame Wonker into face, like what the fuck is this shit.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Crommagy is pretty good with priest. Nice big body you can heal and draws extra cards off northshire and pw shield.
Barnes also pretty strong for sometimes creating an instant thread if not cleared, or just ends up a 4 mana 4/5 of stats.

likme
likme

People who use yogg in ranked should literally kill themselves

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

shamans should kill themselves

WebTool
WebTool

daily reminder that malygos druid isn't new and has been around for a while

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw opponent plays card that I have removal for

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What? You havent sacrificed a goat to the old gods this month?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I am actually mad as fuck I lost to this stupid shit

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Same with midrange shaman
Sometimes it feels like 2015 again

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

This

I don't know what's up with this game that makes everything feels so much worse

Just like you said. Sometimes you just doesn't draw your answer against Storm for example and you lose, but then you just shake it off, talk with your opponent and go to the next match

But losing to lethal from hand or yogg in HS is just rage inducing

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Open question to the whole general.

Would the implementation of Hand Traps in this game (specifically something like Effect Veiler) help the game and turn it more healthy and skilled?

Or people on the playerbase of this game dislikes interaction for some reason?

happy_sad
happy_sad

The fact that dropping a dream from Ysera would've swinged the game triggers me

askme
askme

I usually tab out to porn and masturbate during the opponents turn

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Or people on the playerbase of this game dislikes interaction for some reason?

They do, people from this same general said stuff like instants or blocking phase is dumb

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

better version of Flame Imp
Okay buddy. This is neither imaginative nor fair.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I wouldnt be surprised if it was in an expansion. Typical rng power creep shit.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

better version of Flame Imp
Not necessarily. A vanilla 3/2 isn't the best thing you could get off it, but it's nowhere near the worst either. A lot of minions with battle cries are going to be 1/1s or 2/2s.

Skullbone
Skullbone

OTK priest is fun

It's an awful deck, and I wouldn't dare play it on ladder, but it's fun.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why do you put bad cards in your deck?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Hardly better. The best you can get is memehouse as a 4/4, but you can also get shitty 2 drops like novice engineer.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

every card is good in every matchup

viagrandad
viagrandad

Post dick, There is a version for Kharazan only?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Shadow Reno Priest is also great, you win 1 out of 5 games, but that one game is great

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Non-automated interaction during the opponent's turn is purposely limited for the same reason the rope exists: it keeps games to a reasonable length.

Just stop and think for a second, how long would a turn be if after every single play, the game had to be paused so that your opponent has a chance to do something?

tell that to thrall

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

release tech cards against decks you've already killed
rig matchmaking to make sure they are 300% useless
Is Uncle Ben trying to give us another lesson on good and bad cards? Stop using tech cards and just play OP cards on curve, see your winrate improve drastically?

WebTool
WebTool

When the new expansion is coming?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

After this game funeral

happy_sad
happy_sad

whens the elf slut coming out

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Kharazan only?
Impossible, the OTK can only work if Thaurissan gets you a discount on Velen + your nukes.

SniperWish
SniperWish

this is what you're missing out on by not playing wild instead of standard. what's your excuse?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is there any reason why this is a secret? Would anything change if the text for this "Gain 8 armor"?

idontknow
idontknow

You can play around it with burst from hand.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

secret shitter
My excuse is you :^)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Need to shit so bad
Warrior keeps roping
FUCK

DeathDog
DeathDog

1 mana, pay 2 health to summon Novice Engineer without the Battlecry

Sure, better than Flame Imp.
There is literally no reason for Gul'dan to play that unreliable shit when you have the most consistent deck in the game.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Just stop and think for a second, how long would a turn be if after every single play, the game had to be paused so that your opponent has a chance to do something?

I play control on Magic Duels and most of the games don't go past 5 minutes most of the times bare some exceptions, and when there is the exceptional 15 minute game, they are always nailbiters with comebacks from both sides that feel satisfying even if you lose

Time being an excuse is pure bullshit, specially because in HS you play 10 quick games that don't feel satisfying where in other games you play longer matches that you get a lot more satisfaction from

w8t4u
w8t4u

I remember when Deuling Network was a thing, and you had to really quickly type "wait" if you wanted to do something. Or often, "wait, I wanted to do something 2 cards ago."

massdebater
massdebater

What Druid deck is the best in this meta?

WebTool
WebTool

Not a compelling reason. Why is warrior/druid (feral rage) armor generation not a secret? Why not make every spell a secret? Just seems arbitrary since you're not reacting to what a player is doing.

iluvmen
iluvmen

MMMMmmmmm... I guess its time to de the filthy normal one now...

idontknow
idontknow

remember that HS's audience, unlike most cardgames, is not "fat neckbeards"
sorry i guess, but the demographic vidya devs aim for is completely different and does not want anything close to magic in any way, shape, or form

TechHater
TechHater

february

farquit
farquit

Certain cards interact with secrets. Some are stronger if you've got one, some destroy your opponents.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

ITS ME AUSTIN

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

That is so sad, because the "fun" cards they make for the casual audience is the cancer killing this game for anyone interested in a more deeper game

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

How? We need the 3rd one this year or standard will have too few cards, won't it?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I don't really enjoy the additional layers that Magic has, and that's the reason I actually play Hearthstone.

Why do you people come here to cry how HS isn't like MTG when you can just go and play MTG? Some of us actually play the game because we enjoy it... well, at least the core of it. I admit there are quite a few balancing issues.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i havent played magic duels in over a year since its initial release, anything I should know if I want to get back into it?
I played some BR perilous myr deck that became meta, have they even bothered to add new expansions?
All i saw during the early days were mass downtimes and peoples accounts getting cleared and that spooked me away from the game

I dont want toplay this shadowverse crap and gwent seems simplistic as well

MPmaster
MPmaster

because they are now averaging 4-6 months inbetween releases

King_Martha
King_Martha

Mage needs a few secrets for their secret-based cards to work off of. Yes it's arbitrary, but there needs to arbitrarily be at least a few

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

is not "fat neckbeards"
You remind me of that tournament with full range of autists, gay kid and fat underage boy too young to grow a beard. HS audience is just as bad even if it's marketed as casual game for decent normies.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Not a compelling reason.
it's very relevant in the freeze mirror

it's also thematic to pair it with ice block and mage has a few secret synergy cards so they need worthwhile secrets

Methshot
Methshot

unironically taking away something from what little depth there is left in hearthstone

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw my tallboyfriend lets me win at Hearthstone

eGremlin
eGremlin

naw, how do you think that minibot became a 3/3? :^)

secrets aren't even that bad compared to standard aggro shaman, it's a tier 1 deck don't get me wrong but plenty of decks match up well against them and there is so much deck variety in the format that i can't even remember the last time i saw one all the way to now rank 10.

i mean look at the tools you have to deal with secret shitters in wild vs. aggro shamans in standard, it's like night and day. zombie chow, deathlord, healbot, lightbomb... SO MANY good cards exist to actually deal with aggro that are nonexistent in standard right now. or you can just out aggro them, hell even midrange hunter might arguably be better than secrets because you still get an insane 6 drop with n'zoth value but you have a better hero power and don't have to have shitty secrets taking up slots.

5mileys
5mileys

Eternal is pretty much a Magic clone and works well as far as I've tested it out. Didn't bother playing too much because I don't really enjoy it as much as HS.

But it's in beta so you might have to wait for a key.

DeathDog
DeathDog

People can enjoy both games

There was a time I played more HS than mtg and I enjoyed each game for its own aspects, but the recent meta is pure bullshit and some of the problems could be easily be solved with just an extra layer of interactivity or downgrading some of its FUN aspects

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

The saddest part is that's not even necessary since nobody needed cards like yogg and all the OP shit they've pushed out recently, they could easily have gone for their desired audience without totally shitting all over competitive, streamers, serious players, etc

they'll have to fix that, fortunately an expansion is no problem since if you don't plan on doing any testing or balancing it doesn't require anywhere near 4 months

Competitive HS players are not their target audience. Hence why they don't listen to them or care about massively alienating them a la yogg.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

implying you can force a meme in 2016

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Can one waifu a card?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Because it adds some depth because the opponent doesn't know what secret it is so he has to slowly play around until he realizes which is it.

Also there is that 4 mana 3/3 that gets attack and health if you have a secrete at the end of the turn.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Even though the game still crashes from time to time, they fixed most of the in-game bugs and know they release expansions like one month after the printed sets

They are up to date with the standard sets, the only problem is that if you comeback you won't have most of the cards and will probably have to grind a little to get them, but you can grind on the offline mode which sometimes can be faster then versus real people

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i want her to stomp on my penis with those boots

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I never realized that she is riding on her sword, like she's harry potter or some shit. What a dumb bimbo.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why do you hate having a penis?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Anything can be a waifu if you love hard enough

Lunatick
Lunatick

i wish i was a cute girl

Inmate
Inmate

"Strategy Card Games" are dumb anyways with the advent of the internet. The main skill and joy derived from the game is supposed to be building innovative decks and discovering cool synergies, but that process is all eliminated with the internet and netdecking. People just look up the best deck and play that if they want to win now. I remember back in the day when I started playing magic at FNM and we came up with decks based on the cards we owned, we didn't buy singles off the internet and we didn't have smartphones to look up card prices with either.

Those were good times but you just can't do that shit anymore. Take hearthstone for what it is as a fun side hobby or phone game and if you want something with more depth where the person/team who wins is nearly always the one that is more skilled, pick a game like that to focus on while keeping hearthstone as a game on the side.

I play Rocket League for example, compare it to HS is like night and day. If you lost it's literally entirely because the other person is better than you at the game. There is so much depth to the game that even people with over 2,000 hours in it still have things to learn or improve upon.

Take your pick of any of a number of games like that, many are really popular as well. Don't take HS so seriously, the whole competitive esport thing was a mistake.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Kebabing yoru penis won't fix that.

Shadow caster probably has some freaky gender bending magic though.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

How much gold can you earn per day? do the AI have updated decks too? is there any freelo decks I can play using the basic set + some cards from the first set?
I grinded about 20 packs for the time I played, is that set worthless now?

likme
likme

veekyforums.com/thread/155266454/video-games
Congrats, now the real grind begins, go for legend, get that cardback!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Nah, all cards are still valid. You can grind around 450 gold per day, and you can get like 300 in a couple hours, which is good for 2 packs

The AI has pretty shitty decks, but like 20% the time they just have a god draw and you can easily restart.

Also, doing all the story modes and side quests, you can get some pretty good stuff. There's like 5 story modes now and the side quest stuff can net you like 1000 gold and they also give you the starter cards which have some nice stuff in it

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

card games have RNG
more news at 11

RavySnake
RavySnake

She's clearly posing to get a boy's attention. Whata slut.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Read.

askme
askme

lose because I go second and don't get on the board first so my opponents shitty murlocs spiral out of control when they drop warleader on turn 3 and I draw 0 AoE

good fucking god fuck this

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Exactly, and RNG is fun. People shouldn't complain about it for the most part. Even with Yogg everyone always forgets all of the times it backfires or just fizzles, I mean it's a fucking 10 mana card ffs.

It's like legal gambling that has no real consequences but still gives you the high, the rush from gambling. The emotional ups and downs. That's a good thing. Don't take it so fucking seriously and have fun. Realize that sometimes you'll get fucked by the RNG but sometimes you'll get to fuck someone else because of it as well, it all evens out in the end.

Also again you can't really innovate new decks anymore since everyone figures all of the shit out pretty quickly and then everyone just copies the popular streamers. Everything is available on the internet already, or is very soon after it's discovered. There's no "super secret tech" anymore, which mostly eliminates the "strategy" side of the game and goes more into the "well I do my thing and you do your thing and over 100 games things turn out like this".

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

any decklists you can recommend?

I really want to get back into magic because I like the aesthetic of kaladesh and artifacts in general but dont want to fork over 40$ for a prerelease.

Use to be $30 back when I checked a year ago, I got sick of HS around this time year too but caved and went back to it ;_;

Illusionz
Illusionz

this is what netdeckers truly believe

Methnerd
Methnerd

trying to hit 500 wins with fatigue warrior because meta has shifted toward mass removal and dragon warrior isn't as good now

Fucking shoot me.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Who isn't a netdecker? There are only so many ideas possible with the cards available.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

That term just has to die. Your decks fucking suck, just go online and copy somebody elses deck. You aren't a genius for playing with a shitty deck that you built yourself.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

keep at it user, thats what I'm doing this month. Started at around 350, now I'm at 461. Getting there
I actually got to rank 5 on standard with it, and now I'm ranking up on wild with a similar deck, currently rank 13. I'm expecting to be 5 in both leagues when getting gold, which is pretty useless for month reward but god damn next month I just do this in wild, its a lot more fun.

DeathDog
DeathDog

You know if netdecking didn't exist it would still spread from word of mouth, right? You fucking ignorant cuck.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

why is it impossible to get past rank 10 with hunter

FastChef
FastChef

A good 10 mana card
Deathwing

A STORY TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS
Yogg

Deathwing can win games outright but can be played around.
Yogg can either win or lose games outright and can't be played around at all.

Evilember
Evilember

No, nobody could have come up with the concept "play as many small minions as you can" before Reynado invented the warlock class.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I was thinking about belting out the last 15 wins in Wild because I'm rank 25. That's what I did for golden paladin with secret pal since N'Zoth was so fucking slow. But I'm 3 stars away from legend so I figure I can just hit legend and gold warrior at a similar time.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

It's not about being a genius. It's about surprising someone who you know is dependent on his/her knowledge of the meta decks to predict the cards you're going to be playing.
This video is literally the only argument you need to fucking build your own shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=0VoUWe5Z_oc

SniperWish
SniperWish

If you don't want to spend a lot you can always go for drafts, and if you open money rares you can always feed for more drafts

As for decklists I don't know any of the top of my head for budget, but I think mono green and R/W can be pretty easy to put together, I get rekt sometimes by some werewolfes and humans deck that seemed to be pretty easy to make

And if I recall correctly, Battle for zendikar and Oath packs have 33% discount right now

girlDog
girlDog

yeah get legend first for the slightly upgraded chest first. gl senpai

Methnerd
Methnerd

Please tell me you aren't seriously trying to say there's no difference between the internet and word of mouth. I really hope you aren't that retarded.

Yogg still costs 10 damn mana. Generally I agree though, Yogg is a poorly designed card, and Blizzard currently has a track record of being shit at making cards and balancing them, but otherwise RNG is a big part of why people enjoy the game.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm smarter than you, I'm sorry if your IQ is so low you can't build a decent deck on childrens' dicerolling game

Flameblow
Flameblow

dare I spend 80 dust crafting 2 shielded minibots to play midrange dragon pally in wild

what other wild cards could I take advantage of in dragon pally

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

first first
whelp and I'll go to bed I guess

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

There's a great quote by patrick chapin (magic pro and hall of famer) about netdecking:
"If you're not at least 25% brews you've got no heart. If you're not at least 25% netdeck you've got no brains"

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Tech a kara kazam into my disco lock
Every time I drop it my opponent pauses for 15 seconds
See their brain break as they try to figure out how to deal with these 3 little shits on my board.

It's amazing, it shouldn't work but it does. They almost always live multiple turns too because they don't want to use aoe on what is one fucking card.

Inmate
Inmate

i-it takes slightly longer so it's fine

You're just a fucking dumbass desperately clinging.

Lunatick
Lunatick

patrick chapin
based

FastChef
FastChef

but otherwise RNG is a big part of why people enjoy the game.
this is just a forced meme by blizzard

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You're playing a card game you fucking clown, if you dont enjoy RNG then fucking play something else.

Methnerd
Methnerd

if only it were a good card game

RavySnake
RavySnake

There's a difference between randomness within the deck and randomness within the cards. One is a core aspect of the genre, the other is a meme perpetuated by the uplifted laughing pizza man.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

People like the RNG that comes from variance and the draws, not cards that say "flip a coin 10 times in a row, if you win 6, you win the game"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I am not dependent on knowing your deck, the sheer card power of decks like aggro shaman or tempo mage is enough to overpower your shitty self-built deck. Because you put restrictions on your deckbuilding, by trying to be innovative.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Climbed from Rank 16 to 9 Yesterday
Now I can't be bothered with going to Rank 5
It's like 20 more wins away, so about 35-40 matches.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

You say you should build your own shit, but then you link a video where somebody plays a normal anyfin deck except he added N'zoth. That's still fucking netdecking, you dipshit, all he did was change one card.

Methshot
Methshot

what's it like to have a meaningless presence, knowing the game would not be different without you? what's it like to make the easiest game in the world even easier? what's it like to not earn a single victory for yourself?

eGremlin
eGremlin

friend trying to get into hearth
getting dumpstered at rank 24 by "end game" decks.

So why the fuck isn't match making based on a decks dust cost or some shit? He shouldn't be seeing these people.

Lunatick
Lunatick

knowing the game would not be different without you
implying the game is different because of you

ULU, illusions of grandeur. Keep telling yourself the only reason you lose is because the others are netdecking, that'll help.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

So why the fuck isn't match making based on a decks dust cost

Cheap aggro decks tend to have favorable MU against expensive control decks, so that's not an option

Techpill
Techpill

I'll do that and you keep telling yourself that you're worth more than dirt and have earned the right to breathe

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I started at rank 22 this season because I couldn't be bothered to play last month, and I didn't see these people in any competent form that should give your friend trouble. Most decks are half basic, the few that are actual netdecks are piloted so poorly I can out tempo and beat them into the ground with basic mage.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Are you comparing yourself, someone with knowledge of the game, with someone new?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You and me just play the game for different reasons, bud. I play the game to win and you play so you can complain about others who dont play by your imaginary rules LUL

cum2soon
cum2soon

Also again you can't really innovate new decks anymore since everyone figures all of the shit out pretty quickly and then everyone just copies the popular streamers.
There's a certain point in the game where you have enough cards to build decks, but not enough to build good ones, where it gets really fun. Because you can't net deck, you get to just play around with your cards and see what works. Then eventually you get to the point where playing anything but the best deck is purposefully handicapping yourself and it all starts to go downhill as you actually have to choose between having fun and winning.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I don't complain about them, I have no reason to care about their existence because they don't give me a reason to, and I don't respect them

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Does Wild give you any reward for ranking up?

Evilember
Evilember

Half of the people at rank 20 are there for easy gold.
The thing is that there are certain cards that are really good for preying on people with limited decks. Reno comes to mind.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why are Mages the biggest faggots? Every one of them spams well played or amazing while they sit behind an ice block and then kill you next turn with roaring torch + fireball after they alexstraza you

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

If he's complaining about being dumpstered by netdecks at rank 24 I'm going to argue from the point of equal skill because I'm not going to assume that user's friend can't learn and will remain worse than the netdeck shitters that can't even make it to shield bearer.

girlDog
girlDog

Well, I dont respect you either just because you randomly put some shit in your collection together and called it a deck. Closing your eyes from the real world is actually quite dumb and shouldn't be rewarded with anything.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Reno
Thank fuck that meme expansion is rotating out.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Your decks fucking suck
tell that to my shaman decks, nigger

there are certain cards that are really good for preying on people with limited decks. Reno comes to mind
This, every time the season resets or i come back after a while i have a lot of fun playing ridiculous reno decks at the low ranks
Too bad LoE is leaving next year

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Innovation is rewarded in the real world, should you be rewarded for copypasting from google? Regardless I am rewarded nicely when my opponent's spirit claws get oozed twice

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

mfw blizzard found out that aggro shaman is unfavored vs zoo so they printed maelstrom portal

Evilember
Evilember

not even mad, zoo deserved it

DeathDog
DeathDog

mfw
no reaction image
epic, how am i supposed to know your face?

farquit
farquit

Doing your research probably gets rewarded a lot more in real life than innovation. BTW, you're an epic trickster for playing two ooze. Absolute madman, playing TWO ooze instead of one. Take that, you filthy netdeckers!

SniperGod
SniperGod

Have a quest to deal 100 damage
People keep surrendering when I have lethal
I could have done this shit like 4 matches ago.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

instead of one
you mean instead of zero?

Inmate
Inmate

Innovation is rewarded in the real world

in the real world people look to past examples of what has been successful and try and improve on that

no engineer tries to fucking build everything from scratch with no prior research

TreeEater
TreeEater

Doing your research probably gets rewarded a lot more in real life than innovation.
Doing your research doesn't mean "doing exactly what everyone else is doing, without understanding why they're doing it that way."

Gee, you know how we could really get our animation to rake in the dough? Do the exact same thing that Disney is doing!
This is just one example.

FastChef
FastChef

have quest to deal 100 damage
Brode tries to make the game decided by turn 1.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What's with you all comparing hearthstone netdeckers to engineers? Anyway I never said my decks are 30 cards different from what other people use, and I often look at decks people used to play and try to make them work again

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Keep running into secret Hunter and Res Priest
I think they're both the most annoying decks at the moment. Oh and Reno mage.

Soft_member
Soft_member

What's with you all comparing hearthstone netdeckers to engineers?
they have to get all their analogies and arguments from copypasta, just like they have to get all their decks from the internet

TechHater
TechHater

it's a "all the cards you need to win the game are the bottom 4 cards in your deck" episode

Skullbone
Skullbone

How will netdeckers ever recover from this burn?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Kripp now has a British accent
Does this make him more entertaining to watch?

happy_sad
happy_sad

How is arena after the changes? Still a mage fiesta? Are classes more balanced?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I often look at decks people used to play

that's what netdecking is you dumb cunt

Firespawn
Firespawn

WAHHHH NETDECKING IS BAD ;(((
IM SO ORIGINAL THAT REGARDLESS HOW SHITTY IS MY DECK; I MAKE A DIFFERENCE ;))))

Oh it's another episode of retarded /hsg/ "debating" over the ethics of using prior research because "it's bad if you don't come up with it first" like a fucking child.
So fucking childish holy shit.

Anyway read and stop being stupid, AGAIN.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

How's this for a card?

likme
likme

Let's say every day a thousand obese men take a shit in your house. They don't even use the toilet, they just walk through and where it drops it drops. Now one day two of the men with the most disgusting shits die of heart attacks and no longer show up, so you now have 998 obese men shitting in your house every day. This is effectively the dynamic of the arena balances.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'm talking about looking at old deck concepts and changing the cards retard, not copying what people currently play today from tempostormâ„¢ card for card

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How many battle for zendikar/oath packs should i try to get? how much of each set is utilized in the meta?

Bidwell
Bidwell

That's what everyone does you fucking cunt. They look up old decks and new decks, figure out whate cards are the weakest and then change them for new cards that work out better in the current meta.

girlDog
girlDog

Would start to see more Tinkmaster.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You certainly have engineer's disease, if you catch my drift.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Tinkmaster should be unnerfed desu

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

stopped by taunt so it's kinda bad

DeathDog
DeathDog

Wouldn't giving him taunt mean an almost instant win against some classes?

MPmaster
MPmaster

If everyone does it why don't I ever see these old decks, just the same 2x spirit claw midrange shaman list

They look up old decks and new decks, figure out whate cards are the weakest and then change them for new cards that work out better in the current meta.
please don't overestimate netdeckers, you know they aren't actually deciding things on their own and are all using this same shit. at best the f2pfags replace al'akir with doomhammer or just switch to full aggro shaman

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It varies from deck to deck, and each set has its own absurd sinergies.

Giving a quick look here Battle and Oath has some amazing control cards if you're into that, like Kalitas, Ob Nixilis, planar outburst and the absurd Reflector Mage

And if you like aggro, the eldrazi go really well in red decks that splash colorless in them

I say 2 packs per day is like an easy and attainable goal, since some quests give from 60 to 120 goal per day, and you can reach 200 goal from there in like 1 to 2 hours

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

What do I pick?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Are Flameshadow Conjuring memes viable in Duels yet?

idontknow
idontknow

well I was able to make it to 17 before cancer priest came in

how are you supposed to beat this without a shitload of board clears?

likme
likme

Immune is basically stealth in that regard.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Hemet, sadly.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Hemet could theoretically be an insane tempo swing.

takes2long
takes2long

I just logged in right now and have 1190 gold saved up, seems like I grinded for a bit before quitting. I have 21% of the magic origins set

I have two 40 gold quests and one 120 gold quest that requires me to win two "matched" games, what does that mean? vs humans in ranked mode?

I have no idea what kalitas,ob nixilis, reflector mage mean.
Im looking for something thats easy and preferably quick to play so I can farm gold asap. I wouldnt mind control decks since thats the type of decks I enjoy in HS

I'll admit that its a bit daunting coming from HS where I have near complete collection then to here and see theres 4 new sets out that I have 0% completion in, makes me feel like I'll never get a decent collection. Must be the same feeling plebs get just starting HS now.

Emberburn
Emberburn

You're welcome fellow rogues. Evolved kobold is great.
Currently 65% wr over 30 games

Methshot
Methshot

he hasn't crafted a golden kobold

Show some respect.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I've tried that card a lot and it generally sucked dick in everything

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

silences
hard removal
stronger cancer

yeah, against all those mage beasts

takes2long
takes2long

As pally? Keeper

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Play the story modes and get a feel for the cards and archetypes, plus that unlocks the starter cards

The 120 gold one is to win against humans, yes, but thats pretty against low ranked people, specially if they get screwed

As for something easy, origins has a pretty solid base for red aggro deck, you can try that. Goblin glory chaser sometimes wins the game by itself if you get lucky

askme
askme

It's been working fine with me. Just keep it in your hand until you combo it with something, thief rogue gives you enough survivability to use it. Yes you will die to face hunter or a perfect aggro shaman curve but lets be honest here, what rogue deck doesnt. kobold at least gives you the tools to kill it without relying on assasinates.
just did.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Murloc paladin > N'zoth paladin?
I liked N'zoth paladin a lot, it is like less autistic control deck.
Is Ivory knight worth using outside of a murloc deck?

Techpill
Techpill

I want a food analogy

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Have you had your daily MalyMeme /hsg/?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Still waiting for the 1 mana maligod brawl return.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You would think a starting hand of equality consc, aldor, and shielded minibot would be good enough against aggro shaman

it's not good enough against aggro shaman going first with trogg into golem. Although maybe I would've stabilized if I made it to turn 8 and he didn't roll spell damage + high roll lightning storm

whereismyname
whereismyname

mfw shaman has so much OP bullshit i can't even find a place for a 4 mana 7/7 anymore

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

A Druid just used Swipe on my face for 9 Damage and 6 Damage to board

happy_sad
happy_sad

I rarely see the 4 7/7 anymore. These "midrange" shaman decks don't seem to run it.

Same with doomhammer. I'm seeing less of that than usual.

King_Martha
King_Martha

vs hunter
maintain the board throughout the entire match
get fucked by unleash the hounds two turns in a row
can't attack into his face because of explosive trap clearing my board and I can't outrace him
never draw one of my several heal cards
never draw one of my several taunts
die turn 8 to cotw

WHY EVEN FUCKING BOTHER PUTTING THESE IN YOUR DECK

massdebater
massdebater

loses to sap

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

should I craft yogg, cairne or malygos next?

everyone is going to say yogg :(

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I really like cairne

Bidwell
Bidwell

If you're asking about cairne, you probably have a n'zoth deck. If so, cairne.

TechHater
TechHater

yeah, by ben brode

King_Martha
King_Martha

Damn that is going to be a little overkill on that cthun buff card
character
Oh shit what up

Firespawn
Firespawn

spend 10,000 hours in Control War vs Control War match
built my deck better and played my cards right, I'm ahead in health and ahead in fatigue by 5 cards, I've used monkey and have a nice board of legendaries
He drops Yogg
if Yogg causes him to draw a single card I can just pass next turn to win by fatigue.
Yogg causes Gang Up on himself...
...twice
then casts Vanish, before healing him for 16 and casting a bunch of secrets.

There are no words that can describe the level of hatred I feel. Never have I ever felt so cheated.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

this exact same scenario happened to zalae a few nights ago after a literal 40 minute game.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Yogg was a mistake

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'm despising Hunter more than Shaman now. I'm sick of getting double Skill of the Wild, all the secrets that I have to play around and Savannah Highmane.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Reddit made a strawpoll
Do you like Yogg or do you think its bad for the game?
56% voted that they like Yogg

This shit makes me insane, and Ben Shitter Brode balances the game for these people

farquit
farquit

At least it was reasonably split and not a landslide.
Like games that yogg completely reverses aren't even fun to watch. I feel cheated as a viewer when that shit happens. As cheated as I feel when an aggro deck wins by turn 4.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Yogg is such and shit card that even though I like seeing streamers salty, I get salty from seeing they get cheated by Yogg, and that's fucked up

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Same here, honestly. Shaman is much more straightforward. It's just simply overpowered.
Hunter on the other hand feels like pure bullshit. Even in tournaments i feel disgusted just watching the games. Like the whole match of pic related.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Even though I've never made legend I feel as though only people who have made legend and regularly make legend should have their votes counted.
I firmly believe the bulk of people who like yog are shieldbearers who think he's "ebin for teh win"

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Did everyone start playing aggro buster decks? Can't really seem to get higher than rank 10

Techpill
Techpill

I got to Rank 5 before giving up. Godspeed, user. Have fun against the Shamans.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

But user
I am the shaman

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I have lethal against Disco Lock
Discolock throws out Doom guard
2 Fists Of Jaraxxus hit my face ignoring the 4 minions
Exact lethal
I think that's enough for today.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

that moment when I realize I would've won the game if I had Thalnos in my deck instead of loot hoarder as a sub

Illusionz
Illusionz

People think crafting thalnos is a meme

likme
likme

It triggers me that I can't run two.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

you just suck cocks, keep playing and you'll get better
face shaman still had >50% against most decks
if you're facing only druid, shaman, and warrior though, it's time to switch to one of them
they're simply even more OP

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Can't run two thalnos
Can't run two edwins
JUST

Methshot
Methshot

no lightbombs
Why are you even playing wild?

Methnerd
Methnerd

decide to try out control warrior for the first time
queue up against a freeze mage
20 turns of absolutely nothing happens

farquit
farquit

I crafted two lightbombs out of spite of priest being so shit in standard, never looked back

Amazing in wild, brawls, adventures

If there is a card that payed itself for me, it was these two

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Not liking draw go

It's one of the most classics way to play card games going back into the 90s

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm honestly considering it, but I'm also considering putting the 400 dust I have towards Yogg and Fandral.

But I feel like crafting those two would just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Maybe I'll just go ahead and do it, although I feel like if I go down that route I might as well switch from Dragon Priest to something like N'Zoth Priest

WebTool
WebTool

Playing Druid at all leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
Lightbomb always has been and will be the single most satisfying board clear

likme
likme

if you want lightbomb why dont you play wl

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is Control Warrior still good in this meta?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

where is tyrande

is blizzard pulling another sombra

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

post your ID lets play nigga

likme
likme

happyfeet#219243

farquit
farquit

Hits me hard since an old buddy of mine uses to buy yugioh card packs when we were younger before all this extra bullshit and of course pricing. Open up a shitton and just throw it in a pile upside with our collection and we'd both pick one out until we had a deck and played against each other.
But to be fair the current meta of magic, you can net a strong top 10 deck for 40-50 dollars. Alchemist burn is one of them.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

ay accept m8

Soft_member
Soft_member

40 dollar per releasee? They're still 25 to enter.
Also there is currently a top 10 mono red burn deck with thermos alchemist. Just a bunch of damage pings, hsi ability allows him to be tapped to deal 1 damage to an opponent and untaps when you cast a non creature spell

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Didn't get one, friend.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

EU or NA?
EU FrIkY#2960

5mileys
5mileys

i sent two

ah fuck it

idontknow
idontknow

inabyfore NA

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Renounce Y'Shaarj deck is nasty.

It's probably not a very good deck, but it might be the one remotely playable renounce deck.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Using mtg as an example is only valid if you are talking about tryhard formats, because instead of HS and other stuff, mtg is successful with its casual formats, not only that, but limited is a great way to just have fun cracking some packs

Playgroups are great and when you just bunch a group of friends to play its a lot easier to talk about if someone is playing oppressive decks and people are mostly understandable

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

think I'm about to lose
draw yogg
play him
win
Astounding!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

think I'm about to win
draw yogg
play him
lose
That's incredible!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

playing yogg when you're winning
whew friend found the problem right there hope you make a better decision next time!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

think I'm about to win
draw yogg
play him
y-you gotta be kidding me

King_Martha
King_Martha

Prince Malkezar is a bro

First he gave him a paltress which gave him a majordomo (at 24 health) (Died next turn)

Then he gave him a Yogg (2 Spells) and it replaced his hero power

He died next turn.

Evilember
Evilember

Why does blizzard suck so much at creating cards? Like, we have so many ocfags, other cards games have so many ocfags, and aside from balancing, why can't blizzard put at least some creativity into their cards?

Flameblow
Flameblow

What about an "ally" deck, are they any good? Ive opened some battle for zendikar packs/played the story mode for it and got some uncommons/rares for it. Leaning towards white.

Im in Canada, and its 40 near one of the more popular locals around me. Use to be 30 around this time last year.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Ive opened some battle for zendikar packs/played the story mode for it and got some uncommons/rares for it. Leaning towards white

R/W aggro allies can make some nasty turns if you get going

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

randomly
I say it's a well designed card!

Evilember
Evilember

Is R/W allies already a established meta deck out there? does it use any cards from any other sets?

viagrandad
viagrandad

I was playing as Zoolock the other day, an opponent Warlock used this against me, 2 hit his face, the rest cleared my board. I say it's a pretty good card early game if you want to clear shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

my fav deck by far
also, if you're not playing on ladder, it's better than 1 in 5

hairygrape
hairygrape

Its not stabilished right now, most stabilished decks do use some fair amount of cards from the expansions, but it was pretty popular in the Bfz meta and its a lot easier to play like the fevered visions deck

I said that because most of its cards are common/uncommon

If you're on steam, the community guides have some budget lists that use only the starter cards, and apperantly do pretty well against meta decks

JunkTop
JunkTop

Post wombo combos from days past
youtube.com/watch?v=TyeUUYGhA5w

Emberburn
Emberburn

every matchup

There's only one fucking matchup in Tempostone and it's tempo decks. Just design your whole deck around that because that's the only thing you'll ever face.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

where can i find the decklists in the community hub?

Inmate
Inmate

tech in more anti aggro into my deck
next game go up against the greediest piece of shit malchazaar renolock that I'm not able to kill fast enough through reno

honestly this fucking game

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

tfw my tall white boyfriend has lethal but plays the guy that casts all the random spells instead to let me win in Hearthstone

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Finally found the shit I was looking for

I hope you manage to have fun with the game user, people throw shit at it, but I do think it can be an awesome game if you put time into it

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=759906078

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Someone help me watch and learn!
Americas
SMOrc#21468
thanks you in advance!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Alright thanks for spoonfeeding me user, im more than ready to play a different game than yogg wars.
Shames theres only 2300 concurrent users online, does it get any higher than this?
I remember at launch there would be around 10k

SniperGod
SniperGod

If no one helps in like 10 minutes, just reply to this and I will help you, kinda dying right now

There are days I see the game having 5k online, but the next expansion is dropping next week, so I imagine there will be an influx of people

Some people stop playing for the "season" when they complete their sets

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

anyone else having trouble playing tempo mage today?

all i get is hunter/sham/anyfin pals and get fucking destroyed

9 loses in a row so far, literally cant do shit.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Anyone on EU have play a friend?

Ramble#2783

Methshot
Methshot

Why, do you have it?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Maybe

Yes

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Who the fucking even watches twitch? It's full of shit in the chat and half the screen is covered with their sub shit.

It's pure cancer

whereismyname
whereismyname

literally the only streamers I find tolerable are ster and jerma

any HS streamer I just watch on youtube, not much point in trying to catch it live if you don't wanna talk in chat

happy_sad
happy_sad

(you)

Great taste

RavySnake
RavySnake

That it is all of your resources that are temporary (hence the name).

Which idiot came up with this? It's clearly based on the music term tempo where you control how fast or slow you go.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Shadowcaster deck is fun.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

WOW, good neutral taunts? Get that away from here man, that hurts class identity, only Shaman and Shaman are allowed to have good taunts

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's just TAZ DINGO and the shitty 1/2 taunt in one card.
Oc Fags should literally kill themselves shit card.
5 MANA 3/3!
AND YOU CAN ONLY HEAL YOURSELF
Think about it Druid doesn't run the 3 mana heal for 8 even though you can also target minions with it!
Jesus Christ you guys are retarded!!!!!

Lunatick
Lunatick

Get that shit out of here stupid fag, that card is obviously too strong and hurts class identity, next thing you're going to say is that other classes need stuff like that to survive against aggro, LOL

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I feel like you guys are the faggots that argued Dr Balance was good for the game

girlDog
girlDog

Near the bullshit we have right now, Dr. 7 was mild.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

paying 7 mana for a 7/7 in 2016

JunkTop
JunkTop

"VERSUS REXXAR
"greetings traveler"
"bring out your dead"
*whooshy coin sounds*
"I feel Icky!"

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

If you're talking about and I'm clearly being ironic since a blizz dev basically said that on reddit, which is bullshit, since those two cards would improve the meta into a much healthier status and are generally good designed cards

StonedTime
StonedTime

donate to various girl streamers
none add me to friends to acknowledge we are now bf and gf

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How does it make you feel to know that Shadowverse is beating the crap out of Hearthstone in Japan?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

next turn is spider noise
then he summons huffers

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Are Eu servers down?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Great, the quicker a game kills HS, the better

I hope China catches on too, since their playerbase in HS is huge and them leaving would help a lot for HS to die

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

oh my fucking god, I'm actually having fun playing HS

SniperWish
SniperWish

stop right there mister didn't you know you're playing

wild

DeathDog
DeathDog

Who is this semen demon?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Battle.net is getting deedossed by ebin h4x0rz again

Playboyize
Playboyize

dragon freeze mage
fun
Why don't you play something interactive?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Golem noises
I see you

SniperWish
SniperWish

I play dragon renolock that's an interactive deck where you play stuff and I kill it.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Wild is secret tech, don't spoil it here!

happy_sad
happy_sad

Anime

WHOD A THUNK IT?

5mileys
5mileys

freeze

nah son, the goal of this deck is to get fucking D A N K value by duplicating dragons

a shame I just had a game where I got run the fuck over by what I presume was a n'zoth rogue, but going through 18 cards and not drawing polymorph will do that

This list is super unrefined at the moment, I'll probably cut Rend for a second Book Wyrm or a Twilight Drake

iluvmen
iluvmen

happyfeet#219243
That ain't Falco.

SniperWish
SniperWish

servers down again?

how long has it been?

massdebater
massdebater

like 10 minutes

Methnerd
Methnerd

EU master race

MPmaster
MPmaster

HARDCORE CHALLENGE

Make a control Hunter deck and win 5 games.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

NA 10,000 - 1 EU

At least we'll get brawl earlier

massdebater
massdebater

Just started playing like a month back and I'm only now reading about the samsung galaxy S6 promotion

My friend has an S6. Can I still claim that? The way the wiki is structured, it seems like as long as the "play on an android/iphone/tablet" quests are there, the S6 promo will still be there.

takes2long
takes2long

Is this why I got a free pack when I upgraded last month?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

billion dollar company
service disrupted by "ddos attacks" every otehr day

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I started a new account for morgl and played on my s6 and got the bonuses on that account.

whereismyname
whereismyname

y'know, I think I'd prefer it if the dev team were "incompetent but apologetic", or even "cartoonishly evil that intentionally made the meta this bad"

instead they're "incompetent but arrogant/smug about it and never admit mistakes", just read some of the things they've said:

- "there always has to be a worst class, it's just a matter of who, so is there really a problem with priest?"
- "we don't want to print belcher/healbot again because classes need strengths and weaknesses - it's good game design"
- "we don't think there's a problem with warsong" -> nerfs warsong a week later
- "there's actually a priest deck with a very high win rate according to our stats, it's just not being played by many people" (never says what rank they're tracking or what the deck is)

they never say anything real, it's always just PR speak that doesn't say anything, or outright lies

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

because ben brode is a faggot

go watch his video he made before standard came out, when everyone was complaining about him

all he did was say, "stop complaining we are working, it might not look like it but we are"

then he goes on to say they need to be more transparent, and they havent done jack shit with talking to the community in almost a year

these are the same people that hire more community managers that never bother replying to questions on the forum about the game, and only post in joke threads

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

secret hunter is control

Firespawn
Firespawn

What annoys me the most is when they bring the "we don't make this game for hardcore players, and casuals love the game how it is" card

Lunatick
Lunatick

these are the same people that hire more community managers that never bother replying to questions on the forum about the game, and only post in joke threads

Holy fuck, we just got a new community manager, and she even said "Oh, we have lots of people doing community management", then name dropped like 5 people that never, fucking never said one single word to the community

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

The Warsong Commander nerf is probably the most offensive and disgusting thing to happen in Hearthstone. There was so many ways to change the card and instead they chose quite possibly the worst option.

StonedTime
StonedTime

anyone else on US servers just keep getting logged out after 5 minutes?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

starving buzzard

it was absolute unfiltered cancer but it didn't deserve what it got

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Until Brode has made a decision, if they hint at any changes their job is over. Community Management is posting in shitposts hoping that people notice you're there to build "presence"

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hahaha

I just played a 'secret' hunter and after some trap play on turns 3-4 just played huffer, skill bat and and threw all his spells in my face.

About as control as zoolock. It's basically get Reno and you win, don't and you lose.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

it's still good in the 10 mana brawl
warsong is good never ever

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

okay well this game I was actually the freeze dragon mage while my opponent was freeze mage

fun game, that's what you get for being a shit and freezing my board 3 turns in a row

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

its the ddosers m8
they're hating on freedom

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Freeze vs Freeze

Well fuck...did you just ignore each other for 8 turns?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Dragons are too OP. They give far too many benefits for their mana.

Discuss.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

get matched against the same guy who is running a deck that I can't handle at all twice in a row
I wish there was a fucking best 2 out of 3 format with a sideboard.
Not having a hope to win some matchups is frustrating as hell.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No.

Methnerd
Methnerd

no, I just played twilight guardians and azure drakes while he drew a bunch of cards with novice engineers and coldlight oracles, threw a random fireball at my face, then spent the next 3 turns playing frost novas and blizzards and trying to delete my board with doomsayer

I guess he was hoping I didn't pull an ice block from scientist, which to be far was a 50/50 since my only other secret in the deck was duplicate. But even then I had illuminators to heal me for 8

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

run 12 fucking dragons in my deck
hard mull
still don't draw any for 6 turns
lose
Discuss.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ZOMG, A 4 MANA 3/6 WITH AN EFFECT? too broken, even if it is situational.

takes2long
takes2long

but user, if players couldn't handle 9 more deck slots how are they possibly going to handle a sideboard?

honestly though that would completely turn the game around for me

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

they give far too many benefits for their mana

then why are dragons not dominating the meta

b-but garrosh

dragons are not what makes tempo dragon warrior strong, that deck is strong because of how insane warrior is in general in this standard rotation with all the shit he got in old gods.

Dragon decks have existed since BRM and have all been mediocre slow pieces of shit until dragon warrior and enough things rotated out to make a 2 mana 3/3 charge worth playing, and even then that is exactly 1 good deck out of an entire tribal in 1 class

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

tfw you're playing yogg warrior with elise
17 spells cast
first yogg saves me just enough to play golden memekey
monkey gives me two more yoggs
second one doubles its attack and calls the skill, along with ganging itself up to save me from fatigue
this was just enough damage to win
just another day in ben brodes wacky world

girlDog
girlDog

Let's be honest, if this found it's way into ANY other class there would be no end to the bitching about it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I got my hunter golden with a control build

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

other classes get a 7/7 for the same mana

idontknow
idontknow

against n'zoth warrior
clear all his shit, including after he's played n'zoth
plays elise, then monkey
gets another n'zoth off elise, 2 sylvanas kill and steal my entire fucking board

wow

stories amirite?

RumChicken
RumChicken

then why are dragons not dominating the meta

Because you cannot just drop them and smash face over and over. That's what the metadecks do.

The meta is brainless. Dragons however are in far far more decks than any other race. Maybe other races are just weak.

Nojokur
Nojokur

want to play barnes - ysharaaj - renounce warlock
dont want to craft the 2nd renounce

Crafting an epic just for memes is a hard choice

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I don't get that line of thinking at all.

Would casual player be happy about being rolled over and over again by huntertaker or old patron because he couldn't muster up gold for Naxx/Brm and a couple other cards to compete?

Would casual player be happy if their half-basic deck just got wiped out in casual by aggro shamans and yoggs?

Would casual player even feel obliged to grind for months or drop the monetary equivalent of 4 new games to get a bunch of those random effect cards that are suppossedly at the core of casual Hearthstone fun?

Above all, the game is competitive by its very nature of ranked play and rewards depending on how far did you get, so going out with hurrr it's just a casual game so we don't need to do shit is just dumb.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

totem race is in about 70% of the ladder

hairygrape
hairygrape

dragons however are in far far more decks than any other race

aggro shaman is the single most popular deck in the meta, there's a fuckton more totems running around than there are dragons, and even then demons are usually pretty high on the list when zoo is popular.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

midrange

Skullbone
Skullbone

don't let your memes be dreams, user

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

and hunter is basically nothing but beasts

massdebater
massdebater

Tribal hate when

RavySnake
RavySnake

Deadly Shot ALWAYS hits the worthless target in a 50/50 stuation
10 times in a row
I sure love randomness!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

only for totems, beasts, and demons since the others are kind of shit

even then demons are still kind of shit, I remember seeing this and thinking oh wow they must be printing some sick ass demons for renolock to even consider making this guy. Nope.

I might switch over to wild entirely when reno rotates desu

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

shadow rogue vs reno shaman
FUN AND INTERACTIVE was more than a meme today

"we don't think there's a problem with warsong" -> nerfs warsong a week later
This is the most ridiculous moment to me, it's pure slapstick development.
Especially when the community was discussing the practical nuances of warsong nerfing for 2 months before that (even here) and they completely ignored all of it and just shat on the card bladefury/buzzard style

TreeEater
TreeEater

Honestly that might be decent if it said "Battlecry: Silence the next demon played" so they can't just turn 5 5/7 charge for the cost of cycling out two of the cards in their hand. Or you could run it in Warlock yourself to get rid of negative effects.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Midrange Shaman is more popular actually. And both Aggro and Midrange Shaman play Azure Drake for spirit claws, while out of the 3 total totems Shaman can put in their deck, Aggro only runs 2 of them and Midrange generally only plays 1 copy of mana tide.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

run it in Warlock yourself to get rid of negative effects.
i suspect this was the intent (ie they intended to make non-zoo decks playable by adding more and better big demons with drawbacks)
but they fucked it up as usual

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

midrange plays 2 totem golem and 2 flametongue idiot noob

idontknow
idontknow

Where did I say they didn't, you illiterate?

Firespawn
Firespawn

thats what he said you retard

RumChicken
RumChicken

6-8 months until the next rotation

FastChef
FastChef

more totems running around than there are dragons,
lolwut
i play totem shaman and i still run fewer totems than a dragon deck does dragons, and dragons are pretty popular now
I see dragon warrior on ladder of course, but also dragon pally and dragon warlock pretty regularly
And dragon priest has been a meme since BRM but there are still some crazy bastards trying to make it work

while on the other hand i haven't run into any other totem shamans, and aggro/midrange play just a few copies

cum2soon
cum2soon

Call of the Wild ALWAYS summons huffer
Hunter is one of the most consistent classes desu

iluvmen
iluvmen

They were le epic trolling because shaman basic totems are obviously 'Totem'.

Firespawn
Firespawn

As a Shaman, I literally play half as many dragons as I play totems.

I would get enormous value out of Curator if he said Totems instead of murlocs.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Not always

He summons Misha sometimes too. When they don't have any kind of established board and you have two or less <3-attack minions on the field.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

he meant that there is a higher amount of aggro shaman on ladder than dragon decks, thus people on ladder see a higher amount of totems.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I have last amazon's 10$ and I can't download hs with bluestack from amazon app store. Apparently they ban dowloading hs in my county but I can't download it with US poxy and fake GPS too. Is this possibile to download amazon's HS app without amazon underground?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

When Malydruid is the highest tiered deck and Dragon Warrior are still something people complain about? Not to mention curator and Spirit Claws has everyone shoving Azure Drakes into their decks.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

yeah, just download it from amazon normally, it works like that now

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Actually completely forgot about the drakes, they probably do make dragons the most played tribe since they're in so many decks across every class

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Malydruid is the highest tiered deck

I honestly believe that's a really goddamn stupid place to put it and is solely "highest tiered" because of it's tournament performance where you can ban aggro shaman, that deck gets run the fuck over by aggro shaman

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It is the best deck. Face shaman is less popular at the higher ranks and in legend.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I can't, when i try download it I have Download Paused all the time

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Daily reminder that if you play shaman to kill yourself, it is the only way to redeem your faggotry

Lunatick
Lunatick

MalyDruid
Plays Yogg
Yog draws a load of cards but one too many
Druid sees Maly burn up in flames.
I concede to you.

GG Yoggshitter.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

dat shad

StonedTime
StonedTime

oh man you sure showed him go get 'em tiger

askme
askme

I watched a freeze mage manage to burn doomsayer, and then played frostnova with 2 mana leftover

fun game

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

And I guess you were playing an honorable deck?

All decks are unfair when they win against us. No I dont have yogg, but I damn wish I did.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I damn wish I did
degenerate shit desu senpai
even shaman is better since they don't fucking play yogg

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

new page is up
That's literally all I cared about in your post.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

and I guess you were playing an honorable deck?

yea boi, dragon pally is of course the most honorable deck in existence.

Lately been playing dragon mage tho in wild

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Renolock

Skullbone
Skullbone

those renolock v renolock days
RIP Molten Giant & Big Guy Hunter

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Who Dat Pokemon?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Surprised BGH isn't back in the meta yet with all the discussion about arcane giants and flamewreathed faceless

King_Martha
King_Martha

Dead card against many popular decks.

SniperGod
SniperGod

nerf BGH to 5 mana
print a 4 mana 7/7

I guess Metzen wanted to make sure his self insert remained an overpowered piece of shit

Illusionz
Illusionz

flamewreathed faceless

That card was overmeme'd. Literally haven't seen a single copy in 10 games vs shaman.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What decks are more popular than Shaman, Druid and Mage combined?

Pretty sure Warrior even runs Arcane Giant at this point.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

pyroblast sprint astral comunion

Spamalot
Spamalot

5 mana for a 4/2
No thank you
He was perfect value at 3, might've been good at 4
But 5 mana is absolute shit.
If they coin out their 7/7 then by the time you drop him you've either already dealt with it or already lost.
The dumbest part about this meta is you can deal with that 7/7 within 2 turns the majority of the time.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Stealth negates taunt.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Really need more unique mechanics, also items and artifacts.

Freaking tired of Curvestone.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Isn't that just a restricted onyx bishop

Emberfire
Emberfire

The dumbest part about this meta is you can deal with that 7/7 within 2 turns the majority of the time.
This. So much removal everywhere that what decks even need BGH?

Also this. Non-shaman players forget the overload.
We all dropped him like a ginger baby as soon as we got an excuse.
Nobody wants 3 mana on turn 5, it's like playing druid in reverse.

Evilember
Evilember

Play this if you are retarded:
Mage, hunter, paladin and warlock

Play this if you're a faggot:
Druid, shaman, rogue and priest

Play this if you're a cool dude:
Warrior

King_Martha
King_Martha

kind of, but the mechanic is interesting

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

3 mana
2/3 Stealth and Taunt

Lets you play it on a turn where you have spare mana (aka control) and you can reveal it by attacking their face at will on a later turn when you could use the taunt?

Flameblow
Flameblow

t. Garrosh

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

There's a mech that does that one too though.

Adding random restrictions on cards like that won't make them more interesting than they already are.

girlDog
girlDog

DELETE THIS!

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's 400 dust!

In other news just lost my first game to Yogg when he had no other outs. Thanks Avenging Wrath and dragons breath to the face!

Firespawn
Firespawn

3 mana 2/3
that's so lame
Especially since it won't protect your face for the first four turns while aggro gets you down to 10 health, negating the entire point of an earlygame taunt minion

Supergrass
Supergrass

What's with freeze mage and worgen warrior coming back on ladder
I'm trying to play control shaman and this is not what i fucking need, wheres all the zoo and tempo mage

what in all hell compelled them to print a 7 mana zoo card anyway

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hope the brawl for today let me use a class.

Emberfire
Emberfire

see

TechHater
TechHater

Hope the tavern brawl for today let your mom use this dick

happy_sad
happy_sad

So Thrall walks into a bar

There is no counter

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I need to watch a friend win for a quest. Anyone want to be my friend?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Made me smirk, good job whoever wrote that.

Soft_member
Soft_member

lol

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sure, DryBread#2141 (NA).

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Wtf, even reddit hates Hearthstone now...

reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/53pfjc/the_power_level_gap_between_tier_1_decks/

Kind of makes you think....

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Thanks

5mileys
5mileys

tfw rank 10
Decide today I'll push to rank 5 and get it out of the way
Have good old cancer of the wild hunter and shaman
Outskilled in mirror matches
Get completely shit stomped by insanely lucky gimmick decks
Rank 14

I may have gone a little on-tilt but fuck me things are going so bad today.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

They have been whining about hearthstone for longer than a month already.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Control warrior is emphasized because it's the only deck that's "fair" relative to the others
Hmph, greetings.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

from rank 10 to 14 with hunter and shaman
I may have gone a little on-tilt

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

bothering to play ladder for more than rank 15

why, its the fucking worst and who cares about the extra 400 dust

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Any time.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

They've been hating it for a while now. Did you miss the entirety of the batstone thing where they just actively decided to try to play a different kind of hearthstone?

JunkTop
JunkTop

sour grapes

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

give shadowverse a try
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE WAIFUS

whereismyname
whereismyname

fapping to weebbait
not fapping to pixels
You make me sick.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Rank 11
Decide to try freeze mage
6 fedora tipping armor men in a row
win against two of them

SniperGod
SniperGod

How do I play this Forestcraft Purgatory deck? I keep getting killed before I can get my 30 shadows. Anyone have a video tutorial or some tips? I don't even know what I should mulligan for. I'm having a lot more success with a damn Havencraft deck.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What the shit are you on about?

Methnerd
Methnerd

got 200 gold boys, 2 old god packs of give arena a run? kinda scrubby tho

viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm playing Shadowverse

It's just a more interactive Hearthstone with less RNG and more class identity.

Worse graphics tho

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Just buy the packs if you are not confident.
Free advice, practise arena on different servers/accounts.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

9 day till end of the season
wild
rank 17
freeze dragon mage

"""""""""""""having fun"""""""""""""""
you sir, suck at this game

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Maybe you should check out the shadowverse general for game discussions :^)

Lunatick
Lunatick

For the sake of things, accounts is better. You can do play a friend quests with yourself and get the morgl skin.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

rank 11
decide to try cw
6 malydruids in a row
win against 1 of them

JunkTop
JunkTop

2016
cw

How?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Arcane Giant is one hell of a drug

DeathDog
DeathDog

giving a shaman a random spell

Illusionz
Illusionz

you are now manually realizing standard is the dumpster format and wild is secretly where blizzard is focusing.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Hey guys shaman is kinda weak to zoo should we give them a 2 mana portal spell that clears AND summons a 1 drop?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Except new players can't get the old cards unless they craft them, which puts them years and years behind the players who have Wild cards. So no.

farquit
farquit

I don't think that's enough desu. People seem to be clamoring about Fiery War Axe. We should give Shaman a 1-mana version of that with 3 charges instead of 2.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Keep queuing into cw and dw at rank 11
Switch to hunter
Start queuing into more cw
pretty satisfying tbqh

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

have Huntard quest but don't do it because lacking Highmane, Call of the Skill and Elek
ranking up with midrange shaman
notice that after over 10 games, I haven't seen a single taunt minion or priest
decide to make a face hunter dick and try to clear the quest
suddenly 1 in 2 matches is against against C'Thun priests with perfect curve to heave for over 20 health in 2 turns or against decks that run nothing but taunt minions
get 3 wins after over 10 frustrating games
didn't draw a single firebat or worgen infiltrator in any of those gams

This game is rigged as fuck. Fuck this shit.

iluvmen
iluvmen

The game know when to put you against terrible match ups.

Emberburn
Emberburn

But it's 3 attack only if he has spell damage. So the weapon is useless.
I say we give Shaman a 2 mana 3/3 with spell damage. Overload 1 of course to balance it out.

FastChef
FastChef

You know, now it actually makes sense that Blizzards server as shitting itself all the time.
Instead of doing their job they are analyzing people's decks constantly in order to force a 50% win rate.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What do you guys think the hearthstone team does all day? They sure aren't balancing. I imagine the artists and the tavern brawl guys are the only ones working and the rest of the team are "testing" meaning getting paid to make wacky cards and play against each other while eating pizza.

likme
likme

Playing against a warlock as burgle rogue.
See Prince Memeazar
Thinking ok it's some renolock.
See this
Get hype! Come on play Jaraxxus please
Turns out he was just some meme discolock.

Sad times.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What do you guys think the hearthstone team does all day?
I really don't know. I'm guessing email each other back and forth and doing corporate shit.

hairygrape
hairygrape

You mean like this?

I'm surprised he didn't add me after the game.

likme
likme

Rerolled into the 80g quest. Anyone on NA also have it? Post your battletag.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I dont understand how they could give Mage a 3 mana 2/4 "Spellpower +2"

happy_sad
happy_sad

thinking they play against each other
I doubt they even play the fucking game, sometimes.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Battlecry: Cast 1-1.5 Avenging Wrath

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Nah, that would be balanced. This is 3 mana 2/4 "Spell Power +2 (Includes non-damaging spells); Spell Power is applied to other enemies if spell target dies"

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Spellpower +2 (It also works with non damaging spells.)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

violet illusionist stops you from going into fatigue
haha neat

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

it is "two call of the winds in a row" episode

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

reminder to report all scams as commercial spam /advertising

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

It's an on-curve Barnes > Highmane into Highmane into CotW episode

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

This card needs to be 9 fucking mana.
Having them coin it out on turn fucking 7 is unacceptable.

Firespawn
Firespawn

What
I'm not intending to "scam" anyone dude

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

what is todays brawl

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

how do I into faeria /hsg/?

WebTool
WebTool

By making a thread about it if there isn't one already.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

probably chess

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I tried Dragon Priest without twilight guardians
It was a failure
Who'd knew

Spamalot
Spamalot

That will be boring as fuck and painfully slow with people "thinking" what to do..

Soft_member
Soft_member

At least it will be __fun____!

takes2long
takes2long

not liking chess

They will most probably concede when the choices exceed what their manchild brain can process.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Rogues get a 3 mana 3/3 when you have a mech
Shamans get a 1 mana 3/3 when you have spell power

Oh but I forgot rogues can't have good weapons because of blade flurry, that's why they killed that card

TreeEater
TreeEater

win 3 games as priest quest

MPmaster
MPmaster

But user, there are more cards with "mech" than those with "spellpower". Gonna make it harder to get that buff, hence the cost. :^)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

fiery bat
huge toad
huffer
barnes
houndmaster
highmane
coin cotw
cotw
krush
Clearly the more skilled player has won

MPmaster
MPmaster

Hey guys, what do you think about this idea for new paladin minion.

Thing from Other Honor
6 mana 5/5 with Taunt and Divine Shield
Costs (1) less for each 1 Health minion you've summoned this game.

Balanced and thematic, don't you think?

Inmate
Inmate

Had it today, got 3 wins in 4 games with cthun priest. I did curve out amazingly though and my last win was against a mage that ran out of burn after I enthombed Rag and Maly, since I run the heal 10 cthun minion. Also a druid that couldnt kill my emperor for 3 turns, which allowed me to brann/cthun on turn 9.
It's a shit deck, but I got lucky. You'r better off with ressurect priest I guess.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

8 would be ok

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Huntertaker at least wasted less time to kill you

5mileys
5mileys

Thing from Other Honor

happy_sad
happy_sad

Dog plays his Dragon Druid without TG's and I think he's insane for doing it but he gets more ramp and damage and it does well for him, maybe if you add big damaging cards it could be ok?

Chess is stupid because it has a already predetermined best line of play doesn't it?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Chess is stupid because it has a already predetermined best line of play doesn't it?
So you never played chess.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Luck based tavern brawls are """fun"""

SniperWish
SniperWish

he probably means in hearthstone

RumChicken
RumChicken

He's probably referring to hearthstone chess

Lunatick
Lunatick

What would you even call this, barnes rogue?
How does it ever win?

that user was probably referring to hearthstone chess
though it does apply to real chess too: computers have been better than humans at it for over a decade now, get with the times

Techpill
Techpill

He meant hearthstone chess where victory is based on getting the right pieces when you need them

massdebater
massdebater

That's clearly malyrogue. You win with a bunch of cheap damage spells like shiv, fan of knives, and eviscarate with maly out.

whereismyname
whereismyname

i know classic maly rogue, but who saves all their cards for a big barnes turn and plays almost nothing else for 9 turns?
maly rogue with the worst draw imaginable?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

He was probably fishing for emperor or double maly

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

isnt hearthstone chess just a formula that will almost always work?

wouldnt the person with the coin auto win if they drop 2 pawns on turn 1 and curve out

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I offer my apologies to the user in question.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Wow. How dare you. Blizzard are master game designers. I'll have you know victory being based completely on a coin flip is good game design. Everything being random means even new players can win and won't be discouraged. If you actually had to make choices to win, every game would be the same. You think you know better than Blizzard?

iluvmen
iluvmen

i played against the same hunter twice and both games he went t6 highmane, t7 highmane, t8 call, t9 call

Playboyize
Playboyize

you can't sub loot hoarder for thalnos aaaaaaaaaaaa

they're not even similar the whole point is it's spell power that cycles

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

so I've picked up hearthstone because I've always been into tcgs. i'm currently at rank 22 and just trying to do my daily missions but I lose every single match. everyone i play against even at this low level has super powerful cards that are simply better than what i have. what am i even supposed to do?
i read some guides and even tried (0 stardust) decks that were recommended bc I thought maybe my decks are just shit. but even with these I lose every single match by far. I feel like I don't stand any chance at all.
I've had the pleasure to play arena and I made it to rank 6 at least which was kind of fun. but I can't seem to get the gold for a new buy in because I'm unable to do my daily missions. what the fuck am I supposed to do??

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Any basic deck can do the quests, specially below rank 20. It's you, it's not the cards.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Run 1 evolved kobold.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Buy some packs good goy.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Yeah people really don't get this. Thalnos is one of the only legendarys you literally can't replace. You can swap Onyxia with Nefarian all you want, but Thalnos is unique in his role.

FastChef
FastChef

Personally? I'd just pay $5 for the welcome bundle, that's enough for about 500 dust which will get you the basics so you can win, at least.

Onyxia is also irreplaceable in certain decks (can't evolve nefarian into a gigantic board) but i'm pretty sure i'm the only one that those

Supergrass
Supergrass

For one thing, it's usually not the cards at all. Good players playing 0 dust decks have gotten to legend rank (rank 1) before. There are streamers who start new accounts just to limit their card pools on a whim and easily breeze to like rank 10 using whatever cards they get from the four or so packs you get from the tutorials and a few crafts.

Aside from the usual "git gud" response, what decks are you playing? From disenchanting your first card you should get a free 95 dust you can use toward two commons, which can mean a lot in basic decks because that's two Mana Wyrms in Mage, two Totem Golems in Shaman, two eviscarate in Rogue, all of which are very powerful class cards. But even generic stuff like Loot Hoarders, Argent Squires, and Abusive Sergeant help any deck despite being commons.

King_Martha
King_Martha

It's hard to get started in hearthstone, but at least you did well in arena most of the good players only can get 7 wins.,

The starter pack is really good most of old players bought because is just too good.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

manacrystals.com/articles/110-basic-decks-and-new-players
These are the decks I ran, when I first started.
The basic mage is probably the strongest of the basic decks, while basic shaman is most likely the weakest (all of the cards that make shaman good aren't basic).
The ironfur grizzly cards can be replaced with just about any non-basic 3-drop you find. They're redundant in a deck with Shields.

Each deck page has a tutorial on how to play it. The people you're seeing have been playing for years. They just stay out of the tryhard ranks on purpose to get easy wins.

Nojokur
Nojokur

1 win from gold rogue boys.

To celebrate post what you're listening to.

youtube.com/watch?v=CxCcuq0P7MM

SniperWish
SniperWish

When you get the perfect draws off of auctioneer and xaril

He played doomsayer conceal the next turn, didnt help him.

Why is rogue so much fun?

Good job user, im still 300something wins away.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

literally half my deck are low cost warrior spells and weps
half the other deck are legendaries

what the fuck do I always get in the beginning? bingo

I either control the whole fucking game to the point where I just toy with my opponent, or I have this horrible fucking curve that I still can put up a fight, but lose to some fucking bullshit

WebTool
WebTool

rogue
fun

turn 1 pass
turn 2 dagger up
turn 3 swing and dagger up
"J-just wait until I get mana, then I'll show you how skilled I am with my sick combos"
turn 4 concede

hearthstone
fun

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

turn 1 pass
not HAHAHAHAA LET'S DANCE

RumChicken
RumChicken

user who never plays rogue

That's the worst play you can do, you only ever do that if they havent played any minions to remove.
without weapon buffs your hero power is objectively the worst, doing that is retarded.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's the best early game hero power by far, it's like druid hero power on steroids

Methnerd
Methnerd

it's the best early game hero power by far
That's not totems or armor
How is it even better than Druid's besides poison blade and pirate synergy? Pirates are awful.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

you don't concede, you play it out until turn 9 when you're about to get lethaled by a fatigue reno shaman ()

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

1 mana
3 durability
1 attack, sometimes 3

Wish I could hear the reason for making this fucking thing

Emberburn
Emberburn

just got golden priest
Do want golden dagger too, tho
youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3Y2tt3kGA

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Good players playing 0 dust decks have gotten to legend rank (rank 1) before.
I think that it's not fair to compare professionals who play against people who are less skilled then them with a newcomer.
He can be a good player, but unlike some of the best player in Hearthstone he doesn't know the meta nor does he know all the cards.

Also it's true that most basic cards have straight upgrades that you can get out of packs or expansions. If you're as skilled as the opponent and you only have basic cards while the opponent has a decent card collection to make an actually good deck, you will lose.

The excuse that someone managed to get to legend with basic cards is bullshit. Not only does it require you to outskill your enemy by far, but it also requires an insane amount of grinding.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

spell damage is really hard to come by :^)

farquit
farquit

It's time, two legos coming.

Booteefool
Booteefool

How is it not better? You get 2 attacks that you can save for any turn without spending mana on those turns

viagrandad
viagrandad

same reason as this, probably

Good players playing 0 dust decks have gotten to legend rank (rank 1) before.
Yeah, in 2015 when chillwind yeti was considered playable
I'd like to see someone try it now without needing psychiatric care afterwards

5mileys
5mileys

WIIIIINDS
and WIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS

Flameblow
Flameblow

At least say what pack it is.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Bobo the Kodo and the Mulcher.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Old Gods

King_Martha
King_Martha

lmao2wind

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Fine.
lmao2boogey

happy_sad
happy_sad

Because if you spend 2 turns in a row attacking like the proposed scenario, you just end up with Druid's Hero Power, with 2 less armor. If you spend 3 turns in a row attacking hero powering without being able to play other cards because your hand is Yogg/Arcane Golem/Vancleef/Prep, you waste a charge and end up significantly worse than where Druid or even Mage would be at that point because you had to trade health for pinging 1 damage.

Lunatick
Lunatick

forgot pic

Dreadscale and Acidmaw.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

My second Malkorok and this C'thulu that i don't if is good or not.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You act like "professional hearthstone streamer" is a high skill level to reach and half the people on ladder aren't braindead. I'm not telling him to try to get to legend, most people don't even aim to hit Rank 5 until a month or two into their gameplay experience. People are still excited to even reach rank 15 or Rank 10 for the first time, and that's far from impossible with basic decks, and basic decks are 100% not what keeps a player down at rank 22 and unable to finish their quests.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

was on the fence for crafting Bloodmage
blizzard releases the weapons
mfw after crafting him and putting him in my Midrange Shaman deck

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Soggoth is good.
He's just too slow.

hairygrape
hairygrape

mulligan 2 cards
get same 2 cards
T-Thanks blizzard.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Are there any good artifact decks?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You act like being few of the best player out of a million is nothing.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What i can do to make this shit deck be slightly less shit?

RumChicken
RumChicken

mulligan two cards
get the two most expensive cards in my deck

likme
likme

mulligan two 5-mana cards and an arcane giant
get back two arcane giants and a 5-mana card
a-at least I didn't have your problem

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

cut burgle
cut peddlar
replace valeera with thrall

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Life Tap is the absolute best hero power. Rogue's hero power is only the best in Arena.

takes2long
takes2long

!whereisdad

massdebater
massdebater

Run not golden cards.
2 burgles instead of conceal

Methshot
Methshot

K so in one scenario it's marginally worse because you have to dagger up again (which isn't even worse because you still get to have a dagger for future turns) and not gain 1-2 armor, and in another scenario it's infinitely better because you kill a minion for zero mana and play your own minion and still have a 1/1 dagger

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

But in this way i will stop playing because the fun will is over.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

and done.
60% winrate over 40 games

girlDog
girlDog

RANDOMONIUM XD

SniperGod
SniperGod

poster of worst Date-a-live

cum2soon
cum2soon

Life Tap is the absolute best hero power.
This. It's massive. Warlock is balanced around it.
If finley was "1 mana discover Life Tap" everyone would run it.

idontknow
idontknow

No, I'm acting like your card pool isn't an insurmountble barrier that will make it impossible to win any games until you buy 500 dollars worth of packs. The best players can overcome and excel past that barrier. Decent players can at least get over it pretty easily if they take the time to become decent. Bad players who blame the barrier for being there in the first place will never get anywhere.

The barrier being winning a decent amount of your games, not reaching legend, in case that's not clear.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm pretty sure you can't get the exact card that you mulligan.
If you have two copies, get one and mulligan it, you can get the 2nd copy.
But if you get 2 and mulligan both, you can't draw any of them.

So unless you somehow managed to get 3 Arcane Giants in your deck, I call bullshit.

Inmate
Inmate

Yeah because everyone's dying to play a single 1-health minion on turn 4 and 5, right?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Really? These lazy fucking hacks rehashing the same brawl for the 10th time

DeathDog
DeathDog

If only there were zero mana spells to supplement your dagger

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

turn 2 brawl win. who could it be?

whereismyname
whereismyname

they cast 2 arcane missiles
all 6 hit my minion

5mileys
5mileys

So can anyone remind me why NA gets the brawl 4 hours before EU does?

Is it just another case of companies not giving a shit?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What's the brawl?

Case of Blizzard being retarded and too greedy to pay for good EU server. So they release it late in order to lower the load on the server.

Any other explanation would be the Blizzard is just retarded and being too greedy to pay for good EU server is a separate matter.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

because fuck yurop lol

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

He topped decked it twice

I just assume Hunters are always top decking COTW these days.

Supergrass
Supergrass

timezones.

King_Martha
King_Martha

blizzard doesn't understand timezones

DeathDog
DeathDog

Problem is that it can be more of a hard wall than a hurdle at some points.
What kind of winrate do you think you can achieve with a basic deck against midrange shaman or malyogg druid, for example?
5% maybe?

That's why i'd suggest buying the welcome bundle and starting from there.
It's a dramatically more enjoyable experience when you can craft a few critical commons/rares and push that up to 25% (and even against other starter decks).

Supergrass
Supergrass

NA gets it at noon
EU gets it at 10pm
makes sense
not really tho
fucking idiot blizzard employee

RavySnake
RavySnake

Brawl
Enemy rogue is 3 damage off lethal
He has 17 HP
Both topdecking
Arcane intellect
Leeroy
Pyroblast
All cost 3 or less
S T O R I E S

Inmate
Inmate

The worst part is how much it fucks us up in Brawls like the previous one where you can earn the limit fast.
On Wednesday we had only 2 hours to get to the limit while NA player had 12 hours. Fucking bullshit.

But I don't know when it ends for them. So I managed to earn my limit also on Monday before it ended.

SniperGod
SniperGod

What will be the theme of the next expansion? It will be released around November/December probably.

We had :
Goblins vs Gnomes : Mechs
The Grand Tournement : Knights
Old Gods : Corruption
What now?
A legion themed one would be great for buisness. Maybe with a focus on Demons? Demons for every classes could be cool.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

XDDXD stories

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

when barnes finally does something
HAHA
IT WAS WORTH IT
r-right?

Soft_member
Soft_member

against midrange shaman or malyogg druid, for example?
Those aren't the decks you face at rank 22 and matchmaking makes sure of it unless you end up doing on a 30-0 streak for all of your first games or something.

I literally have a 2-week old account with only basic shit and two brawls worth of packs, it's rank 15 right now, I've been playing C'Thun Mage on it to clear quests on the off-chance I roll play a friend and I'm probably gonna use all its gold to play arena when I get bored. You fight a lot of basic mages, I've seen some actual priests. Any shaman I see is usually a free win because they're not playing aggro or midrange shaman, they're playing shitty basic shaman.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I miss Jaina emoting "I'm sorry".

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hope you enjoy my story xD

Soft_member
Soft_member

Is this a strong arena deck?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

XDDXD stories
story xD
Autism

5mileys
5mileys

77.5 is great

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i do too
her "amazing" slightly makes up for it

I also really miss thrall's "sorry that happened", we need it for all the RNG

askme
askme

Enjoy your 10-12 wins

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

getting mad at memes

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

try to get 1 win in this shit brawl
go second every game
get fucked 5 games in a row

Illusionz
Illusionz

Randomonium again?

Why not repeat one of the GOOD brawls and not this shite yet again? What is it, the 4th time this year?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

warlock
aggro
77.5

Unless you keep getting matched against 3 Flamestrike mages, you will go to 12 wins.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm not mad, its just boring to see the "stories" thing for.... nothing really.

FastChef
FastChef

try to get 1 win in this game

43 minutes later 0-18

Lunatick
Lunatick

Blizzard is absolutely fucking retarded

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Play better. Choose a better class.

Snarelure
Snarelure

HAHAHAHA

hairygrape
hairygrape

Fuck this brawl. Not even slightly fun. Not even truthful: mana costs are modded (not set) with a random amount each turn.
And i like most brawls at least a little
Why not the encounter at the crossing brawl if they wanted a random deck again?

Unless you keep getting matched against 3 Flamestrike mages,
that's every game
i just ran into a constructed face shaman with trogg > golem > bolt > coin faceless > maelstrom
at 0-1
as a 2-flamestrike mage

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

play better
literally randomonium
Yeah I'll just play around that turn 1 al'akir into turn 2 ragnaros thanks

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

is it even possible to complete the tavern brawl quest in this tavern brawl?

How many days of grinding am I looking at to get 5 wins in this brawl?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

5th

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

took me 48 minutes for 1 win

good luck

SniperWish
SniperWish

I'm sure losing EIGHTEEN times in a row is because you are unlucky.

DeathDog
DeathDog

pick Hunter and face race. Fast games, win or lose. If you're decent you should be done fairly quickly.

King_Martha
King_Martha

How to fix the meta :

Inmate
Inmate

What does it matter?
You will have some FUN and STORIES to tell your friends!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

in this brawl you should simply concede by turn 3 if you have a bad start. I did that and it took like 5 minute to get a decent one and get my pack.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Face hunter
Fuck you, I'm not cancer.

Illusionz
Illusionz

even better:

iluvmen
iluvmen

ayy lemme watch one of you win lol implying in this brawl
Mandingo#1971

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That's 6 and does not kill a 2 mana 3/4

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

6 mana
I legitimately think that would not be enough in the current meta.

SniperWish
SniperWish

What can I change in this warrior deck? Doing well on ladder, but hunters are almost an auto-lose. Don't have revenge or elise.

Whirlwinds usually get me good value but are occasionally worthless. Really want to take out armorsmiths because nowadays they kill nothing and die to everything. Maybe throw in doomsayers instead? Malch usually gets me more lategame, but I'm considering putting in another Big Guy.

cum2soon
cum2soon

why are you trying to play cw without revenge or elise

hairygrape
hairygrape

Do you miss him?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

miss him

He's still in the game faggot

King_Martha
King_Martha

Nah.

He's still in the game. Avenge was the only reason people played him.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Neutral legendaries are stronger than class legendaries

askme
askme

Wow, Paladin is garbage in this brawl.

Emberfire
Emberfire

7+ wins?

Spamalot
Spamalot

if you make it to tirion somehow

otherwise good luck with no weapons/mustard/luldaman/murloc knights that spawn murloc knights

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Your early game is terrible

Methnerd
Methnerd

1 good 2 drop
no weapons

Enjoy losing 3 times to agro rogue

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

that's what sw:p is for

It's classic control warrior, hunter will always be an auto-lose (that's what yogg is for in the fatigue versions).
Yes take out armorsmiths, replace them with wild pyros or doomsayers depending on your preference.
Don't add another big drop unless it's grom or maybe varian (i'm sentimentally attached to him)
Add 2 blood to ichors, they're great
my gut says there's something else missing too but i can't remember off the top of my head
consider thalnos if you have him, i saw a couple fatigue warriors trying him out and he got solid value

weird as hell since theyd make much more money with the class leggos, we'd all have to craft em

5mileys
5mileys

Except you dont have have 10 shadow word pain.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

But Tirion is the best legendary in the game.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Neither does the enemy have 10 2 mana 3/4s.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

well yeah but you don't have to remove everything
blizzard did remember to give you drops of your own, right

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

xpost from /wpsg/ and /wowg/
help help huns is being raped

Soft_member
Soft_member

dragon warrior roping every turn

JunkTop
JunkTop

Playing wild Patron against a cucked Mage
Play discounted Patron, Pyromancer, Commanding Shout, Whirlwind
"Amazing" she says while fingering her Flamestrike
Play Loatheb
"You win this one"
"Astonishing!"

Firespawn
Firespawn

weird as hell since theyd make much more money with the class leggos, we'd all have to craft em
Blizzard has no idea how to play this game. I read somewhere that developers have a better understanding of their game, and will often make it too hard for your layman before play testing occurs, but I've never seen anything that actually demonstrates this.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Playing wild

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You again

Also
Masturbate to porn
When you could masturbate to your dog
???

massdebater
massdebater

I only have two wings of LoE and just got the last wing of Kara via gold. I'm not gonna waste gold when it's going to rotate out in a few months anyway. I'm super behind on WotoG packs as well.

Cheers. Completely forgot about blood ichor.

Emberburn
Emberburn

yeah i just did. you just have to get lucky. play for tempo and don't play around any cards.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I forgot to put minions in my deck so no one else is allowed to summon anything

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

win in the 3 turn

Flameblow
Flameblow

mfw can't get to rank 5
tried playing midrange and aggro shaman, but rank 6 is full of druids
they get to ramp into yogg every time
lose because yogg always clears my board and leaves them with an 10/8 minimum
this has been happening for 3 hours

make it stop, I'm on full tilt and am probably going to drop to rank 10 soon

Lunatick
Lunatick

just play midrange shaman? what's so fucking hard retard

5mileys
5mileys

Midrange shaman is the best outright but does have a few weaknesses/counters.
Malyogg is weaker but has no counters (you use maly in good matchups and force the bad ones to 50% with yogg).
Switch between them based on what you see on ladder.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

dead game

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Talk about orcs cucking alliance fags.

Playboyize
Playboyize

midrange shaman has no counter

NO WEAKNESS

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

what if i told you...
that warrior...
could have an aggro deck?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Crusader
xd

Methshot
Methshot

pirate warrior is very weak vs taunts

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Does Blizz have a hard-on for this brawl? Holy shit. How many times we have this already?

hairygrape
hairygrape

just 5

Methnerd
Methnerd

it's one of the shittiest too

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

How well does arena helper work? I can't really decide which shit is better than the rest of shit.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

playing the shaman format

5mileys
5mileys

who who who who could help i wonder

RavySnake
RavySnake

have you ever been above rank 18?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Playing a pretty meme aggro weapon Rogue in wild
Hunter has a pretty meaty Scavenging Hyena on his board but since i believe i can rush him down with the burst i have left, i don't control it
He plays 2x Unleash, trades all the dogs, gets exactly 30 damage on his Hyena, and OTK's me

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

kill the servers
more like
kill the hearthstone

happy_sad
happy_sad

go 8-0
don't care
go 8-8
seething rage

why can't the hearthstone gods just let me have a nice staggered 2:1 ratio instead of these rage inducing streaks?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Story time?

takes2long
takes2long

how could I sign up for this?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Would this help rogue?

WebTool
WebTool

Not at all

Soft_member
Soft_member

TUNE IN IF YOU WANT TO SEE LIFECOACH MEMEING ON LADDER

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

How do I improve this deck?

viagrandad
viagrandad

lifecoach firing the guns at blizzard's card balance team LUL

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What do you do when the enemy summons a taunt?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

- addled grizzly
- keeper
- bite
- defender of argus
- bgh
- force of nature
- starfall

+ emperor
+ fandral
+ feral rage

Can't give any more advice because i cant see card count.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I miss Tree of Life

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

not letting people construct decks in Brawls

It's just empty your hand by turn 5 with high cost minions then spend the rest of the game topdecking 2-drops

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

stories user stories

happy_sad
happy_sad

does he have like 10 viewers or somethin i cant find him in the streamer list

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

does he ever play anything? I remember his "faeria" stream where he just talked about xcom for hours

RumChicken
RumChicken

I remember when all mages had Mirror Entity
Why did it die

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

it got nerfed from 0 mana draw a card to 3 mana do not draw a card

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Mad scientist rolling out. Without it, it's just not worth it to pay 3 for a 1-drop.

JunkTop
JunkTop

There is always Kirin Tor Mage

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

the mad man, playing shaman blind

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

LMAO I HOPE YOU GUYS AREN'T MISSING THE GREATEST LADDER CLIMB.

LIFEBANTER

MPmaster
MPmaster

educational stream forsenE

Skullbone
Skullbone

can play a secret for free after playing a 3-drop
another card can play secretS for free after playing a 3-drop

That's your problem here, son.

SniperWish
SniperWish

he can still mouseover minions

fucking casual, I played like this in 2014

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

play turn 2 astral communion into turn 3 ysera against control lock
lose

Methnerd
Methnerd

heh greetings

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Dank Peddler lets them run Corruption without wasting a deckslot on it

Methnerd
Methnerd

noobcoach still rank 19 MEGALUL

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

guys are you proud of me?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

rank 20-5 are all optimized netdecks
every match you will either be aggro'd to death or the game will drag out until they drop their c'thun/yogg/malymonkey
Standard is shit.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Getting tired of this "Shaman is a brainless go face class" meme

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

*tips armor*

eGremlin
eGremlin

play against shaman
he plays like shit, wastes tons of spells to preserve his 1-2 health minions instead of just crashing them into shit while buffed by flametongue
wins because his "midrange" outvalues mine

w8t4u
w8t4u

user, did lifecoach just beat you blindfolded?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Literally RUN to my house so I can read all the meme posts on /hsg/ about what's happening
Not even a single post about it
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
BLIZZARD JUST FIRED THE BALANCE TEAM AND IS HIRING NEW PEOPLE
us.blizzard.com/en-us/company/careers/posting.html?id=16000SP

HEARTHSTONE IS SAVED

SAVED
A
V
E
D

They ask this when you apply:
"Choose 5 cards in Hearthstone that are well designed and write a paragraph explaining why each is great. ''

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

this is old news and they didnt fire anyone

Techpill
Techpill

they actually put out a WANTED ad
OC fags need not apply

viagrandad
viagrandad

6 hours ago
old news

Bidwell
Bidwell

he thinks hearthstone can be saved

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Sigh...which EEEEEHHHHHHHPIC is it?

Supergrass
Supergrass

6 hours ago
then why did I see this on reddit yesterday?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Brambleback Joey.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Choose 5 cards in Hearthstone that are well designed and write a paragraph explaining why each is great.
Someone apply and list the 5 cards as Tuskar, Flamewreathed, Call of the Wild, Yogg, and Angry Chicken.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

In internet time that's pretty old news, yeah.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

epic
from an unknown set
it's like you guys aren't even trying anymore.

DeathDog
DeathDog

how can one man be so based?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

we've known about it for at least 2 days

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Brawl's give classic packs user, today is a new brawl so I assumed you'd assume that was a brawl win pack.

Anyway it was a shitty Far Sight.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

ok

takes2long
takes2long

Payfags don't see brawl days as anything special.
I was wondering why WIIIINDSposting was increased today.

Emberfire
Emberfire

i rushed to post this old fucking news

fuck off back to /b/ or reddit or where ever it is you come from

DeathDog
DeathDog

At least a Gardner should have some sense for aesthetic so he wouldn't let shit like Kill Command and Leeroy slide.

idontknow
idontknow

0 mana draw a card
shitty
lmao

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

3 mana draw a card it costs (3) less
Draw something less than 3 mana
Wasted 3 mana

farquit
farquit

having cards that cost less than 3 mana in your deck
maybe you should stop playing braindead aggro shit

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

RumChicken
RumChicken

here's your (you) senpai

SniperGod
SniperGod

Hmm.....

TreeEater
TreeEater

What about doomsayer

Illusionz
Illusionz

2 mana restore 7 health
How often do you see that pally heal get run?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Is the WoW movie good?

I want to buy it so I can get the Medivh skin

eGremlin
eGremlin

I don't know but I see doomsayer a lot

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Blizz has always been really good at cinematics.
Except the plot is shit.
Also, since Blizz wasn't doing most of the labor on this one neither of these apply to the movie.

5mileys
5mileys

okay guys
who's that pokemon?

TechHater
TechHater

*hyena snarls*

eGremlin
eGremlin

we need a pack type silly

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Dr boom

Methnerd
Methnerd

the feast of souls begins now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

sorry, classic

Nojokur
Nojokur

Mojo the Mystic.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

lorewalker cho

don't waste our time

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

AHAAA

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

BY WINDS BE PURGED.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

):
I could really use an alextrasza right now

Booteefool
Booteefool

That's two guesses you cheating fuck.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

From my understanding, decks full of cards that offer a lot of immediate impact, high "tempo" cards, with a very strong mana curve.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Lifecoach believes team 5 listens to his suggestions on card balance

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i would

happy_sad
happy_sad

I have.

massdebater
massdebater

Her voice is sex

This way~

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw no armorsmith gf

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

So Team 5 are announcing something next week.

Tyrande promotion?
New Expansion?
Nerfs for Blizzcon?

farquit
farquit

probably tyrande

hopefully balance changes b/c this game sucks but probably not

Supergrass
Supergrass

Let's make magic~

Inmate
Inmate

Tyrande promotion likely

Guessing another WoW level up bullshit or maybe HotS

Flameblow
Flameblow

it's HotS

RumChicken
RumChicken

Oh god, she looks way uglier up close. Why did you show us this?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Who let this shit into the game?
Her art is so fucking convoluted that card art looks like a Faceless One with some runes and shit flying around it.
It's like these assholes don't think about how it'd look as a thumbnail.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

That's like 90% of the female cards dude.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I heard it was a charity thing which I thought would be cool.
I quit HotS after I realized no matter what rank I get to no one would ever understand team comp or look at the fucking minimap.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I've never seen a game were a majority of top pros are on the border of just quitting or just hate playing but only play because it's their livelihood.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

People have nervous breakdowns whenever this card comes out.

Even if they make it through an enemy Yogg and win, they still look stressed to hell

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Just like any other normal job.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I hit apathy when it's played. I immediately stop caring about the current match win or lose.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

their yogg completely backfires on them
I'm not one to spam emotes like a complete fag, but these moments are the only times I've genuinely taken pleasure in other's misfortune.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

that death scream

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I want to make her Woman of the Lake

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Get a move on:
veekyforums.com/thread/155401357/video-games

veekyforums.com/thread/155401357/video-games

veekyforums.com/thread/155401357/video-games

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

YOU JUST GOT FUCKING

IN
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WITH