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>How do I import my save into DA:I? >dragonagekeep.com You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden? Putting millenials in their place
>tfw you'l never have a threesome with Cassandra and Morrigan
Landon Young
delet
Adrian King
Is it true that Weekes was castrated in order to properly wear that shirt?
Jackson Gutierrez
So I got Arcanum and I kind of want to play a Female Half-Orc Idiot Savant. Is this a good idea?
Carson Sanders
Females get much less dialog options than males from what I remember
Angel Sanchez
Sexist bullshit, I'm deinstalling
Charles Morris
I'm okay with that.
>sexism >being a thing that exists ever >when women are supposed to submit to the superior whims of men because that's what's natural
Lucas Walker
Men are pretty stupid though
Leo Roberts
I seriously hope you're not the guy who's still living with his mom
David Cook
How often does Weekes' wife ride the bull?
Nathan Howard
So are women. I feel smug and superior knowing that I'm an equal opportunity cynic
Blake Collins
Your "Waifu" is a lot smarter than you
Alexander Cooper
If your waifu isn't smarter than you, you have poor taste
Sebastian Gutierrez
I don't live with my mother. I live in an apartment by myself. She lives in a house three towns away. She manages my Autism money, uses it to pay my bills and puts about $70 of it in my bank account each week when she's done at church. She's my accountant basically. That's it. That's all the support I get from her. I don't want to have to repeat myself.
It's too comfy to leave and we are too dependant on each other to change it any time soon.
Henry Garcia
Why can't they just be smarter than you in certain aspects? You will forever be baited if you fall for such silly things.
Christian Williams
What age will Kieran stop living with his mother?
Carson Robinson
For what purpose, the video links make it pretty clear who you are.
Landon Price
>Why can't they just be smarter than you in certain aspects? That's acceptable I guess? I don't know I'm not an authority on all things waifu, I just like my qt scientistfus
Gavin Diaz
When she can no longer produce milk
Evan James
I mean, most people are going to gape temporarily.. but you had better have a pretty decent rack to convince them to do anything at all. Or else they just get a free glimpse, and that just makes one a dumb skank and a failed manipulator. I went to live with my boyfriend's parents at 18, stayed there through the rest of the college program, then we finally ended up in an apartment at 20. I am never unhappy that I moved out. Whatever flips your skirt, I guess.
Connor Adams
I'm tired and landscaping is making a ton of noise outside my apartment. I want to sleep but they won't stop until sometime around 4-5 PM. Also I'm in a lot of pain right now because not only do I make bad life choices but I got hit by a car in 2010 and every day has been pain since then. Doctors won't give me pain medicine because family history dictates I'd become addicted to it. I just want to sleep but goddamn it's noisy and I really hate leaf blowers for some reason.
>captcha: marechat Well I sure do love mare vagina so I'm going to go look at my rule 34 folder now while I try to not pass out in pain and exhaustion.
Lucas Miller
Why aren't there more THICC women in DA?
Tyler Harris
But who was Maker?
Isaiah Baker
um it's a kilt not a skirt ok
Caleb Jones
Obesity is degenerate.
Chase Bell
>this post
Connor Ross
There is plenty of degeneracy in DA. Besides, thicc is not necessarily obese.
Landon Parker
You should have killed yourself years ago, hurry the fuck up
Easton Jenkins
>Women are inferior and dumb but you have bad taste when you pick a waifu that isn't smarter than you Okay?
Benjamin Cox
>Doctors won't give me pain medicine because family history dictates I'd become addicted to it. What the actual everloving fuck.
Aiden Martinez
It looks like she is just wearing a diaper
Christian Powell
You need to not go to those doctors, mayhaps. Chill out. I think it was all sarcasm.
Connor Cook
Men as a gender are dumb, as are women. Humans as a species are dumb. I like my waifus smart. I don't see what is difficult to understand
Noah Barnes
I really didn't expect high waisted pants to make a comeback
Xavier Barnes
I understand that you are therefore not attracted to humans which I find very worrying
Levi Anderson
There is nothing about her ass that looks like a diaper. The focus is on stupid shit like pleasure and greed, unintelligent as a whole though.. meh. I don't agree. Some of it is pretty cute. He literally just posted Dana Scully.
Someone make this headache fuck off.
Lincoln Nguyen
Except scully has alien tech in her and was experimented on, hardly human.
Evan Hall
Fuck off you disgusting baseline.
Luis Wright
Alien tech and experimental history do not an alien make.
I don't have a functional computer, and fuck Beamdog.
Angel Phillips
Typically you stack ibuprofen and acetaminophen when you've got a fever that's high and won't fuck off. Or you alternate. It's just taking that many things at once along with it, and theeen caffeine that I'm concerned about.
Jose Wood
Huh. Learn something new every day, I guess
I try not to use painkillers often, but when I do, I take everything I possibly can
Isaiah Mitchell
P-Play video games?!
Wyatt Richardson
>tfw Merrill waifu
But there are different kinds of intelligence right
Like blood magic intelligence
Samuel Phillips
I don't think Merrill is necessarily stupid, just naïve
Logan Walker
A-and that's why you used a trip?
Jason Harris
No, she's definitely stupid too.
Eli Murphy
Naivete is just applied stupidity.
Liam Gutierrez
Mean
Cooper Taylor
Not really, naivete is just lack of experience that translates to poor decision making because of a lack of context.
Mason Ward
Good, I hope she reads it.
Gavin King
She isn't real, ya dingus
Jason Cooper
And thank god for that
Aiden Hughes
She can't read
Liam Jenkins
But can she breed?
Kevin Bennett
Knowing her, that's not much of a surprise
Evan Morris
Really does depend how you define intelligence....
Merrill is definitely a little dumb
BUT THAT'S PART OF WHY I LOVE HER SO MUCH I fell off the pier once. The harbor is really deep!
Kayden Garcia
>i like stupid girls umm stop objectifying wymen shitlord
Mason Cox
>ableist telling anyone about objectification Please step into the booth.
Liam Murphy
>step
Aiden Russell
>make my warden asian >form babby with morri >kieran becomes lactose intolerant as soon as he stops being a toddler because azn genes >no more morrimilk D E V I L I S H
Logan Morales
I had no idea most asians were lactose intolerant. But it's not like the Warden's genes are dominant in Kieran's case
Jason Watson
>implying Keiran wouldn't put up with indigestion for morrimilk
Chase Cooper
...
Thomas Phillips
What class is closest to a holy paladin (or I guess just a plain paladin)
Nicholas Ward
What game
Grayson Bennett
Sorry, Dragon Age Inquisition. Want to play as a paladin, but I heard one of your first companions is a tank. Would it be bad to have 2 tanks?
Grayson Barnes
You get 3 rogues, 3 mages, and 3 warriors, two of which are pretty tank. So you can pick your class without worrying about party balance too much Warrior -> Templar is probably closest to paladin class
Liam Martinez
Why can't you romance Aveline baka
Liam Mitchell
Templar is the most paladin-like. You can respec all of your companions out of what they come as so you can change that tank companion into a 2h warrior.
William Wright
>tfw at work alone after hours >naturecalls >keep hearing shit being moved around kinda loudly right next to the bathroom door >expect boss came in late >mfw no one else is out there when I come out Oh jesus.
Charles Cruz
Based pepe scaring wagecucks
Matthew Edwards
Death
Luke Brooks
the most precious
Benjamin Harris
...
Oliver Harris
...
Jeremiah Powell
finding portrait art for playing crpgs is the worst
Daniel Foster
>not making your own
Parker Cook
if i could draw i would but i can't
Bentley Kelly
It's time for breakfast!
Kayden Williams
How does this Dragon Age Keep thing work? I just spent the last week or so replaying all of the series ready to go play Inquisition that I just purchased and I can't find any of my saves in the Keep thing. I am however finding all of my old characters that I completely forgot about here even though I don't have a save of them anywhere from years ago.
Michael Morgan
You have to go in and fill everything out by hand. Sorry.
Nolan Sullivan
Well that's just silly. I've got characters from years ago that are on the server but playthroughs that just happened these past two weeks with all the upload game information settings enabled can't find them.
Thomas Watson
You create a world state and then set that as your current world state when you start a new game in DAI. That will determine everything so just go through the keep carefully. I actually enjoyed it, and honestly it's better than dealing with importing saves and converting them between consoles, etc.
Jaxson Myers
All my games has just been on PC.
Still it would have been nice.
Isaac Roberts
It would have been a shitstorm like the other BW games. Mass Effect had a bunch of importing issues between games, especially 2 to 3. I think they wanted to avoid all that garbage and the Keep is a good way to do that. You can also edit flags in your DAI save after you start but it could make things fucked up, haven't messed around with it too much.
Brody Morales
Either way I'm slightly impressed with the amount of choices you can edit in the Keep.
But despite all this, I'm surprise they didn't mention/include whether Alistair or Leliana became harden or not.