>Germans are filthy, uncivilized barbarians who accomplished nothing except ruining Europe
Just because this isn't /pol/ you don't have to try so hard to be contrarian. I understand that laughing at niggers is old, but stop with the endless shitposting about Germans, it was never funny. Even the ETERNAL ANGLO is funnier because it started out as genuine at least.
>destroyed Rome >did the Reformation >destroyed Europe TWICE >head of the EU
Eternal Anglo is funny. Eternal Teuton is true.
Mason Sanchez
>wie DINDU NUFFIN
Brayden Wilson
germans are all naturally born autists
Noah Allen
This.
Also the Anglo can take the banter.
They understand that it's joke a joke between brother nations.
However the Dastardly Deutsch remains petty; he can't accept his lower rank on the hierarchy of European nations, and, as always, reacts with pure malice to their better's banter.
Luke Lee
Do you have any fucking studies proving that?
Do you have a source?
This is just fucking stupid. You must have made that up as part of your hate campaign.
It is just wrong.
Angel Powell
>wake up >germany is not nuked to the ground and every german dead Bloody hell.
Christopher Davis
The Treaty of Versailles wasn't harsh enough.
Owen Richardson
>Reformation >bad
Camden James
WW2 was only bantz m8 chill, jeezz...
Tyler Brooks
>destroying Rome >bad Rome was like the anicent version of EU but with much more power.
Wyatt Collins
Don't pretend to be an anglo, Hans.
Oliver Ward
We fucking created Europe.
We lead all of you to greatness.
We fought WW2 for YOU.
We have tirelessly fought against your degeneracy, for your own good.
We fought against the barbarian Muslim hordes.
And this is how you repay us?...
Elijah Nelson
>It's a "Germans can't take a joke" episode
Man, if I had to go through life with no sense of humor, I'd ruin Europe too.
Joshua Lopez
neither german or anglo. i don't even like Germans.
Jace Sullivan
>this is how badly leftypol falseflags
Aaron Harris
>Rome was like the anicent version of EU I'm fucking speechless Whatever you are you should have been aborted
Samuel Davis
>a superstate oppresing the native peoples of Europe how am i wrong?
Jayden Lee
t. Hans
Dominic Phillips
>We fucking created Europe. Romans did more. The Greeks fucking defined the place.
>We lead all of you to greatness. Name one fucking instance of Germany pioneering something that didn't blow up in their faces.
>We fought WW2 for YOU. Yeah, and now having pride in your own race is considered hate speech. GG.
>We have tirelessly fought against your degeneracy, for your own good. By importing third-worlders en-mass. Also, see above.
>We fought against the barbarian Muslim hordes. Name one major battle where Germans made a difference. Hell, even the Battle of Vienna was won by the Poles. The fucking POLES, who you stab in the back whenever possible.
Brody Howard
when a german finally breaks, that's when the shitposters are happy, when will you understand this hans?
Joseph Thomas
You won't get any serious discussion about this since Veeky Forums is filled with immature retards who look down on other people while being basement dwelling losers who get an increasingly paranoid and retarded world view. Funny thing is that they wouldn't dare to say 99% of the racist bullshit they say on the internet in real life-. Why? because any resaonable person would know that it's bullshit. It's really pathetic. All they are capable of is hurr dur it's memes you faggot or ehh I trolled you t. hans xddd The people here are still stuck in their puberty and need to get rid of their frustration. Why does this board even calls itself /history when the level of discussion is the daily repeating of senseless memes
Jason Martinez
I'm honestly mad at Germans for not only creating communism but exporting it to other countries.
>inb4 "those were all Jews" Engels was not a Jew. Without Engels, nobody would even know who Marx was. Wilhelm who wanted Lenin to take over Russia was not a Jew either.
Justin Stewart
Come to germany and show your madness to us then
Henry Walker
It's not a joke.
Joseph Barnes
Wow so funny and intelligent guize!!,! xDDDD you sure showed those /pol/tard german loving weenies a thing or 2.
Seriously this fucking fucking autism. Germany won more Nobel prizes then any other country between 1871 and 1914.
Woah trolled so hard wow haha good accomplishment for the day
Wyatt Nguyen
t. salty frank
Matthew Cruz
I thought it was contrarianism too but then you realise they're right. Germans really have been behind all the big fuck ups of Europe.
Jeremiah Wright
But user countless historians already proved that germans desperatly want to destroy europe and can't into civilisation. How can you ignore the voices of thousands of people studying about the destructive character of all germans. It's a widely accepted scientific fact and everyone who argues against this is a fucking idiot who doesn't understand hablotypes and politics
William Myers
Historians love Marx and Hegel though. This board is generally pro-Marx and definitely pro-Hegel, the ones who are against Marx are usually pro-Nietzsche anyway.
Why do you think we hate Germans? Because we're not obsessively Nazi?
Levi Diaz
You faggots LITERALLY ruin Europe every fucking century. Just stop existing ffs.
David Foster
Okay this board is beyond saving, at least about this theme
Charles Evans
Rome took three wars to raze Carthage to salt, Germs had their first 2 times already.
Christopher Williams
>every century
Eli Hall
>Why do you think we hate Germans? Because we're not obsessively Nazi? No because you aren't historians
Bentley Foster
>Implying hatting Krauts has anything with being anti-/pol/
It's just common sense
Bentley Gutierrez
I'm also hatting krauts
Nolan Bell
It's just common sense
Jason Morgan
Germans are literally subhuman scum. If you truly hate despair, you should kill yourself right now
Aiden Ramirez
I want country flags for Veeky Forums
Grayson Gutierrez
They're filthy germs that want to infect that is healthy and beautiful. Even Asuka hates it there.
Carter Bailey
Germany is literally a nation of autists.
Luis Mitchell
The Eternal Anglo is no joke. The Eternal Teuton is responsible for European aggravation. The Eternal Anglo ruined the whole world with their cancer
Jose Adams
german philosophers and scientists have achievements perhaps
the region itself as a country or collective of states has been disastrous throughout history
germans are still the niggers of europe, their intellectuals redeem them as much as black science man
Henry Torres
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Jack Morales
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Thomas Ross
Eternal Anglo
>brings civilization to the dregs of humanity >turns wastelands like canada and australia into paradises >keeps the dastardly deutsch at bay >can handle the bants >has culture
terrible teuton:
>see and pic
Hudson King
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Ryder Jackson
This.
Hudson Cook
the only shitposting you should be doing is about how the world should end because God hates existence; especially, humans.
otherwise, we would all be happy all the time.
that is ontology itself. no reason to overthink.
Hudson Brooks
>oppressing >literally just pay your taxes, serve your time in war, and you get to keep your leaders, laws, gods, etc. >oppressing
Asher Clark
>tfw Germans still exist.
Benjamin Wilson
Ha! I bet you think that people don't have the right to have their kids work in coal mines.
Carson Carter
rome served its peoples, the eu serves everyone but its peoples
Jackson Nguyen
Daily reminder that the Eternal Kraut will try to bring back fascism again one day.
Christian Davis
Mixed german(black + white) here, born in germany, i can truely say "muh masterrace" is highly OVERRATED!
> shitty, dirty, unpunctual trains > bad working morale (like your "nigga" cliche) > uneducated, believing tv and left/right wing propaganda > shitty diet and foot culture > blaiming others for they shitty behavior
Jordan Cook
Show me a country this doesn't aply to
Christian Gutierrez
good thread
Lucas Hall
Japan? They got other issues, though.
Liam Cook
Show me one country that that doesn't apply to and who are also Krauts
Jaxson Johnson
>Anglo "civilization" >Anglo "culture" >Canada and Australia are "paradises" Well meme'd my man
Daniel Adams
Japan has better diets and better trains. That's it.
David Ward
>foot culture
What's this and how does Germany compare in this regard to other nations?
Tyler Sullivan
*food
Andrew Hernandez
Reminder that Germans stink. If you are a German, please do not reply to my post, I do not want your stench surrounding it.
Tyler Carter
Fuck off back to Africa, shitskin
Jackson Robinson
Hans, it's time to accepted and move on, it's exaggeration might be a meme but you have to admit Germanys historical action did harm to humanity. Your being childish. If you wanted to be mature and tried to prove them wrong I would have tried to listen but your being stubborn, it's shown in your reply. Keep lying to yourself I guess.
Parker Clark
>Thinking it's just a meme Sure thing Hans we just can't take your superiority /s
Jace Hughes
t.saltshaker
Alexander Garcia
I'm glad France is burning.
Oliver Watson
You filthy barbarian I rape you with my baguette hans!
Christopher Scott
>Implying Rome didn't destroy itself with constant civil wars, financial troubles etc.
Not to mention the fact that many Germanic tribes weren't Germanic at all
Thomas Clark
You're right.
It's called Islam
Blake Lewis
Case and point
Jackson Harris
Honestly, the only Veeky Forums memes/shitposts that get to me and make me a little mad are Anti-Americanism and Anti-Semitism.
Don't care about anything else tbqh and I find it funny how mad Germancuccs here get at this.
Kinda ironic how Germans always complain about stereotypes of them but prove how little humor they have again and again on the internet.
Aaron Bennett
what do you mean
Tyler Kelly
What you don't get is that this isn't people being contrarians but genuine butthurt. Veeky Forums needs some flags.
Tyler Gonzalez
>Mixed >german Choose one.
Christian Harris
>Germany will become a Sub-Saharan country in your lifetime
Oliver Scott
True. Germany had its time. They degenerated like everybody else in history and now it's their turn to slip into irrelevance. It's the circle of life.
Dylan Morales
>Unpunctual trains
Germans managed to fuck up that one too? There's really no future for them.
Oliver Johnson
>brings civilization to the dregs of humanity England ruined India.
Angel Thompson
XDDDDDD LETS HATE ON THE FUCKING SUPERIOR EU NATION BECAUSE THEY'RE BETTER THAN US
XDDDDD LETS GET REALLY FUCKING BUTTHURT BECAUSE WERE SHIT TIER FUCKING COUNTRIES XDDD LOLKO LOOK AT ME I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT WHOS BUTHURT WAHHH WAHH MY FEE FEES DON'T TELL ME DEUTSCHLAND IS FUCKING SUPERIOR WAGGGHHHHH
This is what you buthurt fucks actually fucking look like, you're fucking pathetic and a fucking JOKE
this is why we need fucking flags, so we can single out the Eternal Anglo and Fag French and fucking LAUGH at them
Christopher White
Your mom will get raped when we march into berlin again angry little mute :^)
Aaron Phillips
ohh your so fucking hard arent you
if you saw a real german we would fucking make you scared and cry
Nolan Thompson
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Henry Thomas
>we You and your fellow Veeky Forums anons?
Oliver Thomas
The minimum post nummer should be at least 600 words Maybe the board would be less childish then
Mason Hernandez
>there are actual germans on this board Shoo, go back to krautchan pathetic germcucks.
William Rogers
that's right, just me and my rowdy lads
Jacob Cooper
Sure thing Hans, we shit on you because your superior. Not because of your constant destruction of Europe. Not because you can't take banter and are literally retarded enough to write posts like this. It MUST be because we are jealous./s
Andrew Gomez
holy shit this inferiority complex
Ryder Perry
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Nolan Gray
memes aside the eternal anglo really is the worst
Owen Butler
This post is possibly the most intelligent post I've ever encountered on /hist/ wow! So epic. So smart!!!