Mechanic nightmare stories/stupid shit you've done while working on cars

OP here

Hope you come though OK bro shit sucks

OP here

Hope you come though OK bro shit sucks

>> like to stab the bottles so they drain faster

Too stupid to squeeze the bottles so they empty much faster than draining.

WOW. I commend you on posting though.

>>being so poor you have to do your own maintenance

Not OP but am a mechanic and DO NOT WANT other people doing my maintenance, especially oil change monkeys overtorquing my drain plugs.

If I hit the lottery I'd buy a bigger shop and still do my own maintenance, repairs and modiifications.

The level of stupid even in fancy dealerships boggles the fucking mind.

OP HERE

If you haven't seen any puddles your good bro

>Helping friend lower his car
>I think it's a bad idea but whatever the car's a piece of shit anyways
>Friend removes front struts and compresses springs
>removes springs and starts cutting coils off, half a coil at a time
>I get bore and leave at some point
>Next day he takes me for a ride
>car is bouncy as shit
>He cut the springs down to one coil
>Car bottoms out constantly, rides like pure shit
>Goes to junkyard to pull used springs
>Puts spring compressing tool on wrong, slips and nearly annihilates him
>Car gets towed to a suspension shop to repair this broken mess
>The whole fucking time, they all have the DYEL face
>They tell him "Don't ever do this again, you have no idea what you're doing"


I got a few other stories with this car, all equally as shitty

>It's been nearly a week and I haven't seen any oil puddles under my car's rear end. How fucked am I?

If it was gonna leak, it would have by now. Make sure plug is tight (not stupid tight, correctly tight) and drive on.

Nope.
Definitely nonwhite.

Brake problems are basic to isolate. Bleed and if it's still fucked but doesn't leak, replace master cylinder would be my choice.

That's the "poor" option. I'd replace the master cylinder then bleed everything if the master isn't insanely expensive.

If you unbolt the master from the vacuum booster and see leakage the master is bad, but they can also fail internally and not leak out the ass.

I really suggest you post in brand specific vehicle forums or at least post year, make and model. Not all vehicles are identical and Veeky Forums "no details" posting customs are retarded.

>brown eyes
Fucking mixed scum