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Get back to twatter, you fucking crybaby. You'll do humanity more use bitching there than here.

Kick him the fuck off.

unless it was a girl then i would probably fuck her on the hood

Tell him to fuck off, if he doesn't get in my car and start driving slowly. Keep giving him chances to get off, then eventually floor it and if he manages to stay on, drive to my local police station.

i would flip a literal shit and anyone around me who knows me would be shouting at them to get off while restraining me

idc how big or mean or imposing you look i will confront anyone who touches my baby without permission

Just tell him to get the fuck off my car. If he doesn't get the fuck off my car, grab him and throw him the fuck off my car.

Why would you do anything else?

Tell him to get off the car, nicely. If he doesn't take the hint im driving off anyway

>if he manages to stay on
Holding on isn't that hard. I've done 65 with my brother on the hood.

Granted I wasn't swerving or laying on the brakes trying to shake him.

Happened to me at the beach, some fat landwhale decided to lay across my hood for some fucking reason. Went up to him asked wtf he was doing, told him to get the fuck off my car, he looked so suprised that the owner saw him.

Take off and brake hard at 70 mph. Enjoy the show.