"We thrive when you fail"

Is Germany a servant of the devil? Is there something in the German soul which enjoys death and destruction?

>invents Protestantism
>half of Europe dead in the bloody 30 years war

>invents communism
>half of the planet enslaved, brainwashed and abused, millions more dead

>starts WW1
>half of Europe destroyed and millions dead

>invents national socialism
>half of Europe destroyed again, failed to wipe out entire races

>today it is a happy and rich nation while everything around it turns into shit
>on place 3 of weapons export
>most school shootings after USA
>scat porn
>today it is a source of degeneracy and Politically correct nonsense
>Weimar Germany was the most degenerate country on earth

How.... Why....?

your suffering sustains us. This thread alone gave me enough energy to exist for 2.3 more days and also a rock hard erection. Thank you, Untermensch.

God hates you. Germany is gods punishment for all of you. Winning WW2 was the works of satan.

On a more serious note:

>invents Protestantism
>half of Europe dead in the bloody 30 years war

Nice way to spin it, not like european great powers had their proxy war in germany and germany lost half of its population. Also: Germany didn´t invent protestantism. Several countries had their own reformation movements you mong.

>invents communism
>half of the planet enslaved, brainwashed and abused, millions more dead

>Le great man history meme

Sure no one else would have come up with a concept of wealth redistribution. Not like communism matured in russia.


>starts WW1
>half of Europe destroyed and millions dead

Sure WW1 was only germanies fault

>invents national socialism
>half of Europe destroyed again, failed to wipe out entire races

True, the one cardinal sin.


>today it is a happy and rich nation while everything around it turns into shit

Lets blame the germans for clever politics?

>on place 3 of weapons export
>most school shootings after USA

Like 5% of us school shootings...
Also wtf, whats wrong about weapon exports? Are you a leftie ?

>scat porn
>today it is a source of degeneracy and Politically correct nonsense
>Weimar Germany was the most degenerate country on earth

WEW buzzwords.

Get

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Life

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Shitposting

Faggot

>hey there are just 10 other threads about this topic daily
>lets start another thread

Oh boy, another thread about Germany and German people. I can't wait to see how this turns out.......

>the devil
That's not how you spell the eternal anglo.

>“And the devil, Luther’s devil, Faust’s devil, strikes me as a very German figure, and the pact with him, the Satanic covenant, to win the treasures and power on earth for a time at the cost of the soul’s salvation, strikes me as something exceedingly typical of German Nature. A lonely thinker and searcher, a theologian and philosopher in his cell who, in this desire for world enjoyment and world domination, barters his soul to the Devil.

Thomas Mann - the greatest German writer of the twentieth century

Wow such an interesting and original thread how come nobody had ever thought about creating the thread before?!

It's funny to see how the Krauts have engaged full damage control this early in the thread.

It's more like they're globally the leading culture/nation and so where they lead, for better or worse, the world follows. It's a great shame the once mighty germany has been brought to such pathetic state that they will rather see their country destroyed than vote for a right wingers.

The one here who's buttblasted is the Pole who makes ten of these threads a day

> A lonely thinker and searcher, a theologian and philosopher in his cell who, in this desire for world enjoyment and world domination, barters his soul to the Devil.
Fucking Nietzsche synthesized to a sentence

Buttblasted or not, what he says is true. There haven't existed bigger destroyers of culture in the history of Europe than the Germans.

>invents progestantisn
England and czekia both had earlier similar moments. Not the Germans fault the pope was a corrupt asshole.

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>the Brits liberate Dresden with heavy bombing and the Germans are buttblasted because it was full of refugees and displaced Krauts, hence the collateral damages
Not us Brits fault the Germans have been genocidal maniacs since the Thirty Years War, when you were just a bunch of petty non-countries. Hell, they even bombed us first back in 1940, but the idiots used light and medium bombers instead of based Lancashires and such. Funny, isn't it? It was just an average air raid for us.

I suppose you answered to the wrong post?

Nah. I just used the same fallacies.

What's the Fallacies in my post?
Are you telling me that the Britts and Czeck didn't have similar movements that were beaten down by the authority or that the corruptness pope wasn't at fault for those movements being able to grow?

>Germans have been genocidal maniacs since the Thirty Years War

This is probably the part this annoys me the most about the whole German hate meme on Veeky Forums. It was the Swedes who went to war with everyone and sack all the cities like Prague. The states of what is now Germany suffered a lot during the 30 years war. I think even Donald Trump's ancestor was killed by Swedish soldiers.

Yeah, we Swedes were kind of like the Eras assholes. We also killed 1/3 of Polands population for no reason.
Nothing of it would have been possible without funding from the eternal frog though.

The eternal frog, that went on to start the 7 Years War, and invade Germany, and the Napoleonic Wars, and invade Germany, and the Franco Prussian war, and (attempt to) invade Germany

Actually, seven years war and world war 1 was the work of the e eternal Prussian.
The French and Prussians were sent by God to punish humanity for its sins.

The nu-scourge of god

Germans are the best creators of culture, it makes sense that they should be the best destroyers of it too. I, for one, am all on-board with the idea of global iconoclasm.
t. american-german

Eastern Germany was an excellent buffer state. Kept Germans in check suspecting one another. USSR wasn't totally a bad idea i guess.

>Germans are the best creators of culture

lmao

Since the 19th century:

Germans have been Europe's primary military and economic engine

French have been Europe's primary cultural engine

English have been Europe's primary imperialistic engine

Italians have been Europe's primary spiritual engine

Together, these four nations - Germany, France, United Kingdom and Italy - form the core of Western European civilization.

France can be considered another military engine. >Charlemagne
>Louis I forget which one, I think it was in the 17th century
>Napoleon

France has always been as major a military as Germany.

>since the 19th century

Yes, historically France was the most powerful European nation militarily from the 7th century AD up until Napoleon but not really after that. Napoleon was a sort of last hurrah for France and when he failed to secure French domination over Europe French domination over Europe forever failed. And France never recovered from either its demographic crisis in the 19th century or from the unification of Germany, the impact of which cannot be overstated it would be like Atlantis rising from the north Atlantic today and it came with military that was more powerful than the US military.

So by the late 19th century and into the 20th century there were three European superpowers Russia, Germany and the UK. America wasn't a European power and Italy was only a spiritual power by the late 19th century

TIL to never air raid a Brit

Brits first started bombing german civilian cities in early 1940. Hitler noted this in his speeches, he waited for them to come to their senses and made peace offerings but at some point it became too much.