Ease off the gas pedal

>Incoming straight
>"Heh, I wanna hear you scream, baby"
>Redline 1st
>Shift to 2nd
>Bogging as if I shifted to 4th
>Nope, 2nd with the pedal down
>Bogging and slowing down
>Car stalls
>Won't start
>Traffic approaching behind me

...

>Redlining at first
Are you retarded?

>m.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

>here a loud BANG
>power steering stops
>brakes don't work

Are you?

>>brakes don't work
Push harder faggot, my work van at a previous job didn't have power brakes.

nothing wrong with that

>downshifting into first
>driving a car that needs to be in first to get any useable torque
Wew lad

>Downshifting
>Reading comprehension

Wew lad, a retard :^)

>traction control is engaged
>tire loses grip through corner
>torque can't be put through wheels until grip is recovered
>can't recover grip because no power is going to the wheels
>decide to handbrake
>handbrake voids warranty
>decide to left foot brake
>rear end slides across concrete tunneling creating sparks
>exit out accelerating
>rpm is still rising even past redline
>kill fuel with switch
>switch outboard isn't even attached yet
>throw backpack into intake
>engine goes back to 6krpm
>lose all my calculus homework

should have gotten a bus pass i didn't even find a parking spot.

> grab the clutch
Are you Fucking driving upside down?

>He doesn't use the clutch with his hands.

>driving
>bad driving thing
>something breaks
>can't fix cause bad driver

>get in the fast lane to pass
>someone is going slow

>white out blizzard conditions on the highway (average day in Minnesota)
>one idiot has to go the speed limit or more

>approaching intersection stoplight
>red
>step on brake
>....brake pushes to the floor
>car does not slow down
>fuck
>whip the steering wheel and roll up the curb onto the grass to avoid getting sideswept as car zooms by at 50mph
>jesus christ i almost just died
>master cylinder gave out
>should have skipped church last sunday
>master fucking cylinder gave out = no brakes

>be me
>cruising at 60mph
>engine light comes on
>downshift to 4th
>rev the shit out of it
>engine light comes off
>feelsgoodman.png

>WOT
>let off to shift
>hear some afterfire pop off

>be me
>parents buy me a diesel fiat
>spend 20 hours a day trying to become famous on a Scandinavian beatboxing forum

oh Veeky Forums

even in times of highly invasive benchrace shitposting you can always come across a gem

RIP your hydraulics

>cruisin in 2nd
>lift off to engine brake
>engine starts hopping and car jumps like I dumped the clutch
every fucking time

>Making a left turn in a back road
>Can't see oncoming cars because curve
>Press the pedal
>Revs to 4k rpm
>Moves forward slowly
>Wtf

>leaving work
>put truck in Drive
>press pedal
>revs to 4k
>huge clunk as transmission remembers it is supposed to do something
>accidentally do a burnout infront of my boss

>Release the clutch retard

It's an automatic

>car idles like fucking shit for no apparent reason

>drive forklift all day at work
>tired as fuck, get in my truck to leave
>windshield wipers activate

>engage rear wiper
>wiper arm is now spinning 360 degrees

>unplug 12v GPS-charger from snowmobile
>small fire coming from charging port

>take turn sharply
>bang
>car now leans to the right side

>turn wipers on
>just smears shit all over the windscreen

>oil light comes on
>oil is at normal level

>driving on highway in miat, top down zero fucks
>locked center console when I stopped to get some food because don't want people stealing my shit
>back on the highway, approaching tolls
>center console is still locked with EZpass inside

youtube.com/watch?v=kLLJ_QEUDtg

How hard would it be to swap a carbed 13b/12a into a Miata? Since it's carbed, you wouldn't have to worry about wiring as much, right?

wrong thread, whelp

if you guys have any input too, that'd be nice

Bud, just go all out and swap a modern 13b. Some guy on the Miata.com forums did it for under $2000

I'm not a magician with god tier custom fab skills like that guy, and I can't get a modern 13b with tranny for $400 like him too.

I would most likely be taking the front clip from an FC and working from there

>highway speed
>press cruise and take foot off gas
>proceed to slow down to 70km/h before I realize my cruise is broken.

>Stop at a light
>adhesive holding the sideview mirror glass in place randomly says "fuck you"
>mirror shatters on pavement

Sooo he was all out of brakefluid?

wonderful!

>driving in blizzard on highway
>pickup flies by me
>goes sideways right in front of my car almost causing an accident

I'm not even a bikefag and I got it.

>Attempt to clean my own throttle body
>Only have brake clean in the shop
>Wipe down TB with tag and brake cleaner
>car feels good for a day
>suddenly long crank when start
>engine sounds really low and almost like its flooded or something
>power is still the same but the engine just doesn't sound health at all and don't know how to remedy it
>know I'm a retard for using brake cleaner since it becomes poison at high temperatures but I'm not dead yet so now I just have to live with this sad sounding motor

>bike
>moneyshift

Vacuum line

>hit blinker in 30 y/o jeep
>slow as shit
>brake to stop at turn
>stops blinking and stays on
>release brake
>blinks even more slowly than before

>adjust driver's right air vent, tab breaks
>adjust passenger's left air vent, tab breaks
>adjust driver's left air vent, tab breaks

Bimmer life yo

>bought truck last year off cl
>drove for year
>put in new motor
>took carb off old motor to keep, great condition
>wait what the fuck is that
>inch long bolt just chilling inside the intake

I have no idea how it was there, but it had to be from the last owner. Fuck. I can't believe it never came loose from where it was and went through the motor.

>first snow in forever
>barely anyone on the road because snow is somehow scary
>whoever is on the road is crawling around
>dorifto mode engaged
Got so many weird looks from shit drivers.

Test drive car
>drive away from stand still
>car shakes violently

>uh it's a new clutch, one of those sport clutches, you need to rev it more.

Oil pressure=\= oil level user, check your pressure, could have a weak pump or shot bearings

Southern snow? Thats exactly what happens when it snows in dallas

I don't know why people even bother taking their car to a shop, fixing your own car has never been easier

>German build qualirty

>wiper arm is now spinning 360 degrees
Holy kek i wanna see dis

Just shift to neutral, shut your car off, pull the key and open the console. You should be slowing down for the tolls anyways.

>2016
>accelerates whilst cornering

>cruising to a stop light in 3rd
>tach starts to flutter
>engine stalls
>no steering or power brakes
>stop in the middle of the intersection

>any time
>not accelerating out of corners
baka desu famalam

>shift car into reverse
>car loses all power
>key stuck in ignition
Fucking GM

>Arrive at university
>Lock doors
>Notice key still inside
>Pull down windows with bare hands because motor is broken
>Fish keys out
>Pull window back up
>Lock door

Shitbox lyfe.

i saw a video of a miata with a pport 12a and it made my dick hard

>be ameriburger
>Making unprotected left
>Fucker going straight just stops
>Wait
>He gives me a "dude wtf?" Look
>Return the look
>He drives off
>Flow of traffic returns
>Make my turn when clear
What the fuck did I just expirence?

>be polandfag
>take driving ed course
>lawfully stop at red light/green arrow
>some fucking retard slams into me from behind
Happens way more often than you'd think.

Oh no, you had to drive your car. What a damn shame

You accelerate at the peak of the turn

I drive a Ranger

>temp spikes
>oil pressure light comes on
>temp returns to normal
>coolant tank full of oil
>top off oil, has been running fine for 3 months

>driving like a little old lady because 45 is too fast for shitbox
>engine starts overheating
>kaboom
>steam pouring from under hood
>car reclines
>suddenly doing 120
>get home (miraculously)
>intake gasket exploded and took a couple small chunks of intake

Lesson, never buy a 100$ accord w/ 350+k miles off cl and dd it.

>drive 4WD Mazda B4K
>drift it for awhile hooning
>notice danger sticker after a few months
>k

>only happened in the US market
>americans driving

You fucking faggot wagon, drift it like a real man even if you do drive a semi-truck, rip out some hectic skids my man, you only need rubber to corner, trust me I've seen initial d twice

>temp gauge goes up
>turn on A/C
>temp gauge goes down

>in parking lot
>see cute grilss
>go to back out of parking spot
>turn around to look backwards
>push gas
>car doesnt move
>engine revs loudly
>grills look over at my shitbox laughing
>left it in park instead of putting it in reverse, and now grills think I was trying to show off by reving my shitbox for them or something
>put it in reverse and back out in shame

Why don't you take the bus to my place and say that to my face nigga not online

>making left turn into lot
>been driving two lane roads for weeks
>sitting while oncoming clears
>people behind me looking at me weird before passing me
>to my left, three feet away, was a dedicated left turn lane
>make the turn and hope i never ever see those people in my life again

cute girl

>Not cutting ignition

Seriously. That lady had SO many options to stop that car.

What'd you break?
The last time this happened to me it was a car I'd just bought a few months earlier that the shithead dealer swore he'd done the timing belt on.

Turned out, he lied :/

>stop sign
>lol okay
>push the brake pedal
>goes down to the floor and the brake light comes on

EBRAKE!!!!

>buy new motorcycle
>controls are slightly different from my old bike
>lots of traffic, also many pedestrians around, all the vehicles are moving slowly
>need to turn left into a parking lot, attempt to activate blinker
>tootle horn instead
>EVERYONE looks at me

fug

>girl

>-20c or colder
>drive ~10 min without shifting
>attempt to shift
>clutch frozen stiff
This began last winter, I look forward to left leg gainz in the next one

this happens when oil gets into youre turbo and starts burning

>be me
>own bmw m3
>No2 and twincharged
>drive friend home
>stop at mc drive
>I grab the food and he decidet to open the No2 valve
>me wanting to look cool and launch
>nitrous valve opend to 100%
>car behind me got his front bumper burned to pieces

I hate my friends

>tootle

I have done this many a time