Ease off the gas pedal

What'd you break?
The last time this happened to me it was a car I'd just bought a few months earlier that the shithead dealer swore he'd done the timing belt on.

Turned out, he lied :/

>stop sign
>lol okay
>push the brake pedal
>goes down to the floor and the brake light comes on

EBRAKE!!!!

>buy new motorcycle
>controls are slightly different from my old bike
>lots of traffic, also many pedestrians around, all the vehicles are moving slowly
>need to turn left into a parking lot, attempt to activate blinker
>tootle horn instead
>EVERYONE looks at me

fug

>girl

>-20c or colder
>drive ~10 min without shifting
>attempt to shift
>clutch frozen stiff
This began last winter, I look forward to left leg gainz in the next one

this happens when oil gets into youre turbo and starts burning

>be me
>own bmw m3
>No2 and twincharged
>drive friend home
>stop at mc drive
>I grab the food and he decidet to open the No2 valve
>me wanting to look cool and launch
>nitrous valve opend to 100%
>car behind me got his front bumper burned to pieces

I hate my friends

>tootle

I have done this many a time