>want to buy a muscle car >decide on a Mustang >wife won't let me get a V8 because "its dangerous" >get V4 with ecoboost
>wife orders pizza >sends me to go get soda >pizza guy pulls up right behind me >starts fucking my wife on the hood of my car >this lasts about twenty minutes >pizza gets knocked over >pizza guy splooges on my stuffed crust >then splooges on my windshield >he finally leaves >I go to get drinks >get a whole stuffed crust to myself
>guys at work start asking what those stains on my windshield are >I tell them they're peregrine falcons shitting themselves because of how fast I'm going >ecoboost is life >I only fap to Radical now
Lucas Phillips
>V4 >gm fangirls are unironically this retarded
Austin Jenkins
>V4
Laughingwhores.mp4
>mfw
Lucas Anderson
ECO
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOST
Elijah Bailey
@15720440 He's writing this from your perspective.
Grayson Perry
>wife won't let me get a V8 because "its dangerous" Is this the case with Ecoboost owners?
Jacob Campbell
>gm fangirls so jealous they don't have ecoboost they make up cuckold fantasies
James Gonzalez
>Cant reply properly >being this new
Brayden Garcia
>EcoBoost drivers >owning a vehicle
Lease tbqh. Owning a depreciating asset isn't something a thinking man would do
Zachary Jackson
>be American >buy corvette >lose LeMans >15yo daughter fucking GT40 driver on my porch >get shoot
Bentley White
I've been here for quite some time, how new are you if you don't get that I'm depriving him of a (you)?
Lucas Price
>15720488(you) Cuckboost cuck detected You're probably OP
Lucas Taylor
Your Porsch?
Carter Cruz
>Honestly now, did you spend your youth dreaming about one day owning a Nissan or Mitsubishi? Yes
Grayson Hill
>not buying used
Nolan Martin
Did you read a single thread before replying like a retard?
Justin Johnson
>V4 with ecoboost >V4 >ecoboost
Gabriel Williams
Got about four lines into your post and completely lost interest.
Please explain, in four words or less, what happened.
Jordan Rodriguez
> choose new car > pay for car > after 2 years car is taken away > choose new car
Leasing is a solid investment! If you buy new our lease you are a mouth breather.
Lincoln White
ford's v4 sucked. no power only the Italians can make a good one
Ethan Phillips
Is that real?
Adam Thompson
>being so triggered by the gt-r you have to call them out
Josiah Cruz
yeah you can google it a pussy motor. no power
Levi Phillips
How new are you guys that you've never seen me around before? This is how you don't give them (you)s but still reply to them directly.