Pompeii Graffiti

Pick your favorite and post it here.
pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm

Someone needs to make a Pepe-Wojak reenactment of one of these.

le history memes get it because pepe and wojak are memes and this is history MEME RARE PEPE SO SMUG haha

>Pompeii Graffiti

I wonder, was 4 sestertii much?

>the one who buggers a fire burns his penis
It's a metaphor, hazel grace

Someone offered 65 for the return of their copper pot

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>…Some nuts …? coins; drinks: 14 coins; lard: 2 coins; bread: 3 coins; three meat cutlets: 12 coins; four sausages: 8 coins. Total: 51 coins

what is this a roman for ants?

>Gaius Pumidius Dipilus was here on October 3rd 78 BC.
>ancient romans were still reading his graffiti 150 years later
ebin

Worked metal was way more valuable than nowadays, though.

>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
MGTOW existed long before us

>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
How insightful

>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Dammit Theophilus

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

TRVE ROMAN BOIPVSSY FOR TRVE ROMANS

Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

>(Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
>(House of Verus; between the two doors of the house); 4838: Secundus says hello to his friends.
>(House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.

What the fuck was his problem?

Dammit Theophilus!

City walls are for buggering boys!

The absolute man mad