Sum up the history of the world as briefly as possible

Sum up the history of the world as briefly as possible.

U S A
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shit happens

>"Hey see those assholes over there? I want their stuff!"

everyone lived in harmony and then white people

the world went around the sun, over and over and over.

War! What is it good for?

"It will work this time..."

some people ruled, some didn't, but then did, then didn't.

Wtf I hate white people now

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.

...

Wtf I hate you now

Earth is a failed planet.

Wtf I hate me now

And then things got worse

gibs me dat

t. failed human

but seriously
>and then things got better
is a legitimate long term average over all history

/thread

We want more territory

WE

Fucking whites
I'm honestly going to kill myself so there's one less of us in the world

long periods of mutual tolerance punctuated by wars

white people killing each other

Mistake

this

...

class struggle :^)

"War"

Unlimited greed.

history began on july 4, 1776. everything before that was a mistake.

fuuuuuuck

People fuck, fight and die.

kill
marry
fuck

Arguable.

mate.
feed.
kill.
repeat.

Nothing happened for billions of years then suddenly there's life. Most of the living things on earth didn't stick around very long, but gradually a steady, dependable base of lifeforms built up over time. Very recently an intelligent race called humans started aggressively taking over the earth and rearranging stuff on its surface to suit them. They're a bit unstable and delicate and are only in their infancy as the dominant species on Earth, but there's a lot of promise in the human race.

war

White people advancing weaponry to reduce white people population.

"this is yours? this is mine"

Want stuff, take stuff, give stuff, make stuff.

The 3rd chapter from the Gospel according to John, beginning at the 16th verse:

>For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Amen.

wiinnar

Through sheer force of cosmic bewilderment, the universe itself, wanting to understand itself, gave birth to life. The same violent forces that fought tooth and nail just for life to exist at the most basic of structures - powered the most powerful and sophisticated cultures on the planet.

/thread

These white men are dangerous

we wuz kangs

Death