>spend 5 minutes in queue >get in a game, attack on volskaya >literally shit all over the enemy team, steamrolling them in less time than it took to find a fucking game is this game actually dead now? it died that fucking quickly?
Dylan Phillips
Bleu
Aiden Ramirez
People have work right now.
Joshua Cruz
I wish more OW memes involved spurdo edits
John Roberts
>inevitably cringy and poorly acted Sombra interlude at blizzcon edition Inb4 that copypasta for the 500,000th time, you know the one,
Anthony Wright
>we're going to be hit with so much Overwatch lore in the next few days >most, if not all of it, will result in copious shit posting >more so if NOVEMBER comes to pass >combine this with Sombra hype and shit posting
This general is going to be a mess for a few weeks.
Brody Rogers
>Why is this casual game with regional servers on a weekday afternoon not giving me a game every .5 attoseconds >IT MUST BE DEAD
Dylan Hernandez
Jesse McCree
Christopher Murphy
It's been a mess for the past few days, already. Let the shtposting and homoposting come. I will weather the storm with brown waifu.
Christopher Wright
Only if that's what she asks for
Parker James
MOM!
Asher Richardson
Reposting in this thread. I've been tracking my progress this Season. Looks like I'm gonna make it to Masters boys
Does anyone think something like this would be helpful on sites like MasterOverwatch? Showing you:
• How many games, on average based on your past performance, it will take you to get to your next rank • Using statistical analysis to determine what rank you will be at the end of the Season if you keep playing like you have been • How many wins you need to get to your next rank
Michael Anderson
I don't see how this is terrible, it atleast is entertaining.
Oliver Torres
I want to hug the Smugberry.
Matthew Reed
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Henry Reyes
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David Morris
It was only bad when the ARG was hitting it's conclusion. Then it fizzled out. It's nothing compared to the level of posting we'll get in the next few days.
Charles Young
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Angel Watson
I'm glad these pictures are still being posted.
Andrew Scott
What the hell is Genji doing to Tracer?
Joshua Lewis
What can I say they're pretty neat.
Cooper Ross
I've never had a problem finding a game at this time in any other game. I bet I could go find full battlefield 4 servers right now without issue.
Honestly I think the matchmaker being a black box is the problem.
Robert Allen
Pharah prostitutes herself for fun
Luis Perry
>he thinks the bitching and moaning if First Strike confirms 76 to be the gay one won't be awful
In other forums, yes it will lead to hilarious amounts of screen capture worthy moments but here it will be pure /pol/ level posts about having the liberal agenda shoved down their throats.
Robert Nelson
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Parker Thomas
you see theres this thing people do where they put their peepee in someones lovecave
Brayden Sanchez
kys retard
Joseph Parker
kys retard
Bentley Hughes
kys retard
Liam Gonzalez
kys retard
Jack Moore
kys retard
Luis Baker
not for fun, for Angela
Adrian Davis
It better be canon that Sombra stream snipes D.Va's games.
Jose Sullivan
I don't frequent the general much, can someone explain this meme to me
Brody Myers
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Julian Wilson
>He's giving her the hot cyborg dick
But that's half the fun riling them up and watching the tantrum they throw always makes me laugh.
Henry Allen
I'm ready. I'll even write short stories for the thread.
It's a ship that I'm happy other people share, at least.
Anthony White
kys retard
Alexander Jones
It's funny how you still trigger that one autist even after all this time. How long do you think till he kills himself?
Jaxon Allen
Kys = kill yourself Retard = (You)
Dylan Cook
am i the only one here who thinks mercy is a cutie ?
Adrian Ortiz
kys retard
Colton Perry
well someone posted a something, the Genji/Tracer dude commented and now the kys user spams him whenever he shows up.
i wish they both would leave
Isaac Gutierrez
Yeah I know, but why do they always do it to those pictures.
Matthew Harris
kys retard
Carter Cook
He's not the original. I am. I stopped because I don't want threads to crash because of one man.
See above.
Ian Lee
>been losing all day yesterday >might have some better luck today >play support because no one else wants to >lose 4 matches terribly >fuck it, go pharah even though I have little experience with her >steamroll, potg, gold elim & damage, 7 environment kills, 35 kills 3 deaths, survive all my ults All I want is a balanced match where every fight is exciting and it can tip to either side at any moment. Alternating steamrolls is no fun.
Jack Clark
it's not a meme. Literally one aspie getting triggered, so he keeps spamming the same phrase, but I don't know his endgame
Brody Cooper
kys retard
Christopher Peterson
kys retard
Michael Martinez
kys retard
Ryder Thomas
Those horrid tumblr noses
Elijah Parker
>Sombra is a hacker collective Wait what?
Brandon Reyes
It's kys user he's a pretty cool guy
How you been man, get any resumes put out there or is that later?
The best part is we both do it on purpose to crash fetish op threads, or just shitposting general threads I just hadn't heard from him in a while.
Levi James
Sombra is the Overwatch unvierse's Anonymous
Wyatt Baker
>I stopped because I don't want threads to crash because of one man. I like you
Josiah Lewis
>triggered how dare you, I'm merely shitposting for shitposting's sake
Jaxson Jones
Best ship but not becoming canon
Logan Nelson
What SR. Anything below masters is a cluster fuck
Cameron Wilson
Eres Sombra????
Gabriel Jenkins
>placement matches put me at 2500 >get up to 2600 >drop to 2400 >can't climb and feel like im gonna drop to 2300s
just kill me now
i don't know how to carry these retards
Jack Scott
i hate everything you stand for, bitch
Camden Adams
>playing Lucio >enemy team has a mei >have to decide between saving healing and saving speed boost to help my team escape her cancerous ultimate
I would hate this chink cunt much more if she wasnt so god damn sexy.
Joshua Perry
That's what I'm planning on doing today desu. Got a few days free so I'm gonna revise my resume some more and shit out some cover letters and go to town.
Cameron Scott
At what time during Blizzcon can we expect Sombra to hit?
Austin Thomas
>that spoiler
This is bullshit but I believe you
Jose Baker
Opening Ceremony
Isaac Perez
>The sugar skull is their guyfawkes mask. >She doesn't were it because she isn't a neck beard Whelp i'm just going to rethink this arg.
James Anderson
Started as gold and been on a steady decline ever since. I know I'm not a great player, but I am convinced that while most players I meet have more or less the same motor skills, they are just plain stupid, playing it like a tdm and fapping over medals.
Joseph Torres
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Ryder Jackson
I never really leave just tone down my shitposting when it's not boring.
Good
Nice best of luck to you
Xavier Myers
I try to live a good Christian life on a good Christian board, friend. On the plus side, though, I've come to see just how cute Ana and Reinhardt are together.
Jace Williams
So it begins
Parker Cook
I saw Hana Song(D.Va) at Volkskaya Industries yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a bitch and bother her and ask her for shield matrix or anything.
She said, “The destruction caused by the omnics here... it reminds me of home”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Hello!” but she kept cutting me off and going “HEPPY HALLOWEEN” and streaming video games in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my positioning, and I heard her boost as I walked off. When I came to defend at the chokepoint up front I saw her trying to snipe out the door with like fifteen DPS at that range without closing.
The Reinhardt at the wall was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Group up at my position!” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and came up to the chokepoint.
When she took out one of the healers and lost her mech multiple times, he stopped her and told her to focus them each individually “to prevent any ultimate feeding,” and then turned around and shielded me. I don’t even think she's a tank. After he shielded each chokepoint and pushed them back and started to say good job team, she kept interrupting him by saying "gold elims".
Adrian Nelson
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Henry Sullivan
Probably after they show her cinematic trailer, though she'll most likely be on the PTR for testing for the next 2 weeks before she hits live.
Ayden Evans
>Reavel Sombra is a group just before blizzcon >All blizzard employees put on sombra masks at the same time and shut down all the computers >Metzen returns to the stage >The news of my demise is greatly exaggerated.png >GEEK IS, HACKER GROUPS AND HACKTAVISM
Cameron Gomez
tbqh, if Jack and Gabe had a romantic relationship, it could make things more interesting if handled well.
Though at that point it'd be much more likely to go full soap opera.
Asher Ramirez
Oh great we have gone from lesbian shipping to interracial lesbian shipping now. Go away tumblr. Unless you have interracial loli lesbian shipping then you can stay.
Robert Ward
but hana is a loli
Wyatt Walker
Im gonna fuck this latin cunt's thicc thighs
Grayson Foster
Look on the bright side, they'd probably make it corny and stupid if it was actually canon
Just like Soldier being Pharah's dad is going to be corny as fuck
Adam Collins
>ana n rien lewds
I have too much respect for them both to even think about it
Gavin Collins
I thought all big shit happened at the opening ceremony which starts in 23 hours. Even if she wasn't revealed then the "What's new" panel for OW isn't long after.
Samuel Scott
>I'll even write short stories for the thread.
After you get material from First Strike to work with or do you have ideas already?
Zachary Wood
Loli-Hana is so cute!
Henry Collins
You cant I claimed her first.
Bentley Peterson
I can imagine it. I can imagine it pretty easily, actually. Two rather good-looking old people, lonely after a long life and understanding one another? Especially with a deep history like they both have with each other? Totally gonna bone.