Be an upset with British rule

>be an upset with British rule
>decide to engage in light banter
>call them names and throw fluffy snowballs at them
>they shoot you
Never forget british war crimes.

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> the unconscious cruelty, the persistence, the slow yet efficient intelligence, the sexual apathy, the calculating taciturnity

>Be redcoat in Boston
>Need more taxes cause we gotta defend the colonies
>Stupid fucktards chimp out at us for doing our job
>Throw shit at us and abuse us
>Retaliate
>John Adams later defends me in court
>DEY WUZ GOOD COLONISTS. DEY NEVER HURT NO ONE

>refuses to give colonists representation in parliament
>unlawfully shuts down colonial governments and installs impotent yes men to rule in the kings name
>allows British soldiers to escape trial in the colonies despite the fact that they received fair trials in the past
>ignoring the sacred right of private property and letting soldiers steal from loyal servants of the crown
The British Empire is history's greatest meme. I'm glad it's over, and thankfully it's never coming back.

>Be upset with British rule
>Form a mob
>Harass a sentry
>A detachment is sent out to watch over you and defend said sentry
>Threaten to kill them
>Throw rocks and pieces of ice at them
>One of them finally snaps and fires
>The rest follow suit
>5 people die
>Call it the Boston """"""""""Massacre""""""""""
>Try to act as if you were in the right

>deliberately starve an entire country to create more food for England
>be eternally butthurt after getting kicked out of that country

>the Boston """massacre"""

Want to see a real British massacre?

>Enraged at the huge amount of casualties they suffered in seizing the city, the troops broke into houses and stores consuming vast quantities of liquor with many of them then going on a rampage

>Threatening their officers and ignoring their commands to desist, and even killing several,[3] the troops massacred about 4,000 Spanish civilians. It took three days before the men were brought back into order.

>The wanton sacking of Badajoz has been noted by many historians as a particularly atrocious conduct committed by the British Army: many homes were broken into, property vandalized or stolen, Spanish civilians of all ages and backgrounds killed or raped, and many officers were also shot by the men they were trying to bring to order.[3]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Badajoz_(1812)

That's something else than the Boston "massacre" and its 3 death

They were UNARMED, the British army is COLONIALIST!!!!! #ColonistLivesMatter

yea but AMERICANS were killed in the boston massacre. europeans kill each other all of the time in europe

#Justice4Attucks