Well, goodbye investment banking job

cum2soon
cum2soon

well, goodbye investment banking job

likme
likme

Yep

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Yep

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yep

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Right babe?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Even if you went to Harvard, you will still be rejected.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Don't feel too bad about the grades. It isn't their fault. You wouldn't be able to do the job, even if you got it in the first place. Saves you time.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw OP realizes his father was right about everything

Soft_member
Soft_member

UIUC? you were already fugged

viagrandad
viagrandad

I wouldn't hire you to scrub toilets. University is not that hard, those grades show general incompetence and laziness.

iluvmen
iluvmen

This, even Retards could get A/B's if they put the time and effort into it.

Those poor grades show that you're just lazy.

Booteefool
Booteefool

maybe you should have tried in school idiot

Spamalot
Spamalot

/t/catalog#s=radeschool

takes2long
takes2long

5% ROI GODDAMN IT

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Kek.

So? Lazy or don't like it? What's the plan now OP? I dropped out of 2 community colleges. Don't regret a fucking thing. Had some fun and now i can shitpost while wagecucking.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yep

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Yep

cum2soon
cum2soon

dont listen to these cucks, the second your foot is in the door grades dont mean shit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

And the second your foot is in the door your college degree doesn't mean shit either

Snarelure
Snarelure

and the third foot in the door, you're feet is in the door second

Skullbone
Skullbone

This guy, and myself included, need to buckle down and learn some lessons about discipline and drive. Im sure he's smart enough to do just fine for himself if he chose to.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Investment bankers pay has gone down 80% since 2000

90% of your time as am investment banker is market making

Your track record is property of the bank. You can't go to a hedge fund and use your track record because you don't own it

You'll be unpaid for 2 years before getting a full position

The entire industry is in structural decline

Your future was gone before you even thought it was

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

cool didnt know this. good thing im in economics

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This is literally me, just with accounting instead. How fucked am I, bros?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Just omit your GPA from your resume.

MPmaster
MPmaster

But having them then ask for it is even more embarassing. Also, all the big 4 will ask for it, right?

takes2long
takes2long

If u are doing good in your accounting classes at least just put your major only GPA

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

By that you mean classes like tax law, business law, financial accounting and stuff like that? I'm not sure whether I have a major or not since I'm just set on a course which includes a lot of tedious stuff like marketing, strategy, micro/macroeconomics etc. It's expected of me to at the very least get a C in all of them, but what they mean is they really expect me to get a lot of Bs and As. But yeah there is one class I need to at least have a C to pass and that's tax law or something I'm not sure. It's a good idea. I dont think the big 4 cares what I get in stupid social sciences like marketing

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

people actually believe this

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It's not difficult to devote 1-2 hours a night for studying/work man. What this shows is that you're lazy and irresponsible.Oh and IB sucks anyway, who cares.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No one will hire you without your full GPA

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

OP here, fast tracked my way into a corporate finance job at a big 4, partner interview then received offer a week later. Thank God they didn't ask for my transcript...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

australian here, what % do D and C represent?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Degenerate and Cunt.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

D- 60%
C- 70%
etc

Bidwell
Bidwell

idk bout u but if I was interviewing and I see anything that's not the CUMULATIVE GPA, that would be a red flag - ppl with good grades won't hide that shit

RavySnake
RavySnake

spoken like someone who didn't go to engineering school

well i guess that kind of retardation is social