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Havenfags, there seems to be a fundamental misunderstanding among many of you. Which isn't surprising given that you're braindead retards. Nobody objects to the fact that Haven is strong and wins games. Forest is stronger and more successful overall.

What gets us is just what colossal betas you are. It's literally just delaying the game out and hiding and healing. And when you heal you get free stats to your followers that are just sitting there because you've hidden them all game behind amulets and removing any threats with Priest of the Cudgel and other removal spells. There's no interaction. It's not fun to play against and it can't be fun to play as. It's literally just one side sitting there and waiting until they can blow you the fuck out in one swing and unlike say, DShift Rune, it requires no calculation on your part. You don't have to keep track of spell casts. You don't need to plan anything out. Just plop down your amulets, wait for them to tick, maybe speed them up. Once your followers are out, heal yourself up and they all magically gain free stats. Then you can just steamroll over everything.

It's a gigantic gaping vagina of a way to play.

I want a handjob from her.

Someone shop a fedora on him

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Why is sword fuckers literally the worst, how the fck are they even balanced.

>1 mana minion faces me by turn 1
>turn 3 already 4 fucking weenies with 6/6 stats ttotal
>kill all the fuckers and burn all of my removals, he just refills the entire board within one turn.
>4 MANA MINION WITH 8/9 STATS ACROSS THREE BODIES ALSO FUCK ANY ONE OF VALUABLE WEENIES WHO DOSEN'T HAVE 5 HEALTH BY TURN FUCKING FOUR
>LITERAL LETHAL BY TURN 6

NERF FUCKING WHEN.

But its 7/8

git gud

So is the Swordcraft bot for the Steam version or are mobile bots a thing?

Me on the bottom.

fucking cancer everywhere