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Gang mode when I don't care which one it is, but when
James Peterson
First for Madam Captain
Charles Martinez
4th for just print syringe guns.
Carson Ramirez
4th for just go to tcomms
Michael Ortiz
I would like to dedicate this thread to shilling statics!
Jose Gutierrez
Hopefully never.
Jonathan Young
Nevill is cute! CUTE!
Austin Richardson
Why not The only reason other servers hate it is because their secshitters can't control themselves and everything devolves into team deathmatch like revs
Surely we're above that, right?
Jason Jackson
all I'm hearing here is "other servers hate it"
Joseph Jenkins
I want to permabrig Gerald Walter as he yells SEC IS RAPING ME over comms!
Parker Gray
Boris is my hero. Now and always.
Henry Sanders
How do I zoom out my camera to take these pretty screenshots
Nicholas Cook
I want to ZAS Chikiwek's shuttle and suck away all the random garbage he autistically grinded for.
David Adams
Boris is a self antag shitter
John Butler
What do you expect? Most of this games highest game mechanics follow under two things. Atmosphere and falling down.
Weapons can make you fall down. Zas makes you fall down. Disarms makes you fall down. Enough damage makes you fall down. Even weird shit of the floor makes you fall down occasionally.
Of course it would be kind of overpowered to have an item that makes you not fall down effectively shitting on almost every trait game mechanic used in standard or combat use.
Aside from the consequence which seems quite minimal in comparison to other punishments in this game creatine doesn't go far enough in terms of "WELCOME TO DIE".
Robert Reed
Nah, he's nice. Saved my life, taught me how to mine, hugged me
Zachary Bennett
scroll wheel when you are a ghost, make sure you have icons set to stretch to fit
Zachary Bailey
No worries, the other traders will do that for you
Carter Carter
Thanks my man, screenshots incoming.
Jackson Turner
Kolith/(Grant Day) dealt 200 amount of brain damage to Jaiden Prescott Kolith/(Grant Day) dealt 9999 amount of brain damage to Retardy The Disabled Clown Kolith/(Grant Day) dealt 200 amount of brain damage to Lenny Dilemmi Kolith/(Grant Day) dealt 99999 amount of brain damage to David Blessig Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem) was inflicted with cancer, courtesy of Kolith/(Grant Day) Luzzgawr/(Kent Fistem) was inflicted with cancer, courtesy of Kolith/(Grant Day) Jackrip/(Manny Pardo) has been hit by Bluespace Artillery fired by Kolith Kolith/(Grant Day) dealt 1e+011 amount of brain damage to Johnny 5 Kolith/(Grant Day) dealt 200 amount of brain damage to Marion Richards PM: Kolith/(alien larva (513))->Icantthinkofanameritenow/(Holden Elderson): if I could catbeast intigracy I would Kolith/(Grant Day) dealt 1e+012 amount of brain damage to Zachary Hensha *no key*/(Zachary Hensha) has been hit by Bluespace Artillery fired by Kolith *no key*/(Zachary Hensha) has been hit by Bluespace Artillery fired by Kolith *no key*/(Zachary Hensha) has been hit by Bluespace Artillery fired by Kolith El Whoop/(Alston Curls) has been hit by Bluespace Artillery fired by Kolith kolith/(Emergency Response Organizer) dealt 200 amount of brain damage to Convict Kolith/(Grant Day) dealt 200 amount of brain damage to Benis EverettTheUrban/(Mick Bustin) has been hit by Bluespace Artillery fired by Kolith kolith/(Batman) dealt 200 amount of brain damage to Clown Kolith/(Grant Day) dealt 1e+007 amount of brain damage to Artificial Stupidity Kolith/(Grant Day) dealt 9999 amount of brain damage to Artificial Stupidity Kolith/(Fay Ellione) dealt 200 amount of brain damage to Dildo Swaggins Kolith/(Fay Ellione) dealt 1e+011 amount of brain damage to Dildo Swaggins Kolith/(Fay Ellione) dealt 1e+013 amount of brain damage to Shoe Snatchin' Willy kolith/(borer (65)) dealt 1e+013 amount of brain damage to Unknown Kolith/(Kachaya) dealt 2e+019 amount of brain damage to David Blessig
Gavin Parker
Also, getting trade goods currently is far from autism, it's tedium to the point of feeling like a wagecuck at times, especially when the round ends early and you didn't even get to interact with anyone for your work
It would take like twenty seconds to explain how to get a bakery going.
Sebastian Baker
Should I play Factorio
Nathaniel Thompson
Couldn't have said it better. Aisla would be fun to play with if they toned down the insults and rudeness.
Owen Sanchez
make my bud play fagdorio with me instead
Cameron Green
Other servers hate us
Xavier Rogers
Looking for toxins and xenobio mentor for this weekend at some point. Pls respond.
t. eager science man
Owen Thomas
>hack SeedVend and NutriMax >plant no-fruit, put diethylmine in no-fruit trays >harvest no-fruit, put both in seed extractor >put all no-fruit seeds in all available trays >harvest all no-fruit >make as many no-fruit pies as possible >hit as many no-fruit pies as possible >discard the non-bread non-cake products
Angel Russell
Ricky, when connected, is almost always eager to teach. Don't know if he masters Xenobio/Toxins, but probably, since he plays RD.
Levi Williams
You don't need to use the seed extractor whatsoever but that is basically it. I still enjoy playing because it's a fun job after the initial tedium but this is why I want some more variety in the job
Oliver Lee
Comdoms HATE HIM.
See how the clown gets all access with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK.
Liam Perez
>especially when the round ends early and you didn't even get to interact with anyone for your work Sounds like pretty much every other role.
Nicholas Scott
Have you tried making holsters from the biogenerator? Seems like it'd be a hot commodity
Sebastian Roberts
Tell me one thing you want to see in the game.
Landon Brooks
Nets
Luke Miller
Scootaloos
Jeremiah Rodriguez
burps/belches, wouldn't even be hard to add - you can probably borrow most of the code from farts
Coderbase to shift from removing features and rebalancing to making some actual fucking content.
Thomas Miller
Coderbase to stop making content unless they document it in the wiki.
Isaac Perez
AKA the Blizzard method: (1) Deploy patch, with minimal testing for balance. (2) 80% of the userbase cries about 'imba this, imba that' (3) Deploy new patch to address old balance issues, which shifts the balance equilibrium, starting the cycle all over again
Already coded. Are you a bad enough nut to want this in?
Evan Ramirez
you make one bad bus and then you're forever Drungi
Isaac Morales
More magic and magic mechanics, readily available in the hands of non-antag players
Ryan Miller
>tfw you check the bannus and there's no fresh ones
:'(
Jason Sanchez
>tfw your biggest metagrudge target isnt on the banpage
Adrian Clark
the new box trader outpost that kurfurst mapped but had conflicts resurrect it please
Ryder Wood
You check the Crew Monitoring Computer. You see someone in the Vacant Office take exactly 5 brute damage. You immediately PDA the HoS and chaplain telling them there are cultists drawing runes in Vacant Office.
Is this metagaming, or powergaming?
Cameron Fisher
Only if you HAVE to be obese in order to go at max speed on it
Kevin Morgan
So what you're saying is it should randomly take between 1 to 5 brute damage.
Jayden Adams
I spend twice as much time keeping up with this community as playing the game
Austin Martin
>not just reporting to sec that someone is getting wounded in vacant office.
>or saying on common to let the valid tide swoop in and cause a fuckfest.
SHIG
Bentley Wright
No, I'm asking if it's metagaming or if it's powergaming.
Elijah Davis
powergaming imo
Carter Perry
Yes
Jonathan Gomez
It's dank memes.
Gavin Garcia
Metagaming.
Power gaming would be if you set off the plasma bomb you had cleverly hidden in the office incase anyone attempted to use it for cult purposes.
Eli Perez
holy shit could you imagine being this prepared? Like as a cultist I wouldn't even be mad I'd just be shocked.
Connor Nguyen
Sounds like a TG round.
Liam Lewis
>he doesn't play as a grizzled paranoid assistant who builds himself a fort with video monitors to all the cameras in order to see where he needs to set off his pre-wired explosives to deal with antags senpai pls
Chase Green
Meta as fuck.
Jack Perez
>bring the monkey over to the slime and knock it out the fuck doest that mean? Trip down the monkey or beat it into crit?
Levi Bennett
Aim for the head and smack the monkey with a fire extingisher until it goes down.
Julian Adams
Or just hold it next to the slime and it will eventually latch onto it. No need to knock it down unless you are a tryhard.
Robert Peterson
Yeah, at a certain point player antics go from rage inducing to just pure shock and amazement.
Matthew Collins
Why would knocking it down make you a tryhard?
Samuel Hernandez
Because it is unnecessary.
Henry Rodriguez
Which kinds of damage does transporting a patient on a roller bed prevents, exactly?
Julian Morales
And tryhards are people that do unnecessary things instead of always striving for maximum efficiency? It seems to me that the latter would be more appropriate to accuse of "trying hard."
Isaac Myers
Dragging hurt people on the floor used to give them brute damage, hurting them even further.
I'm not sure if it does anymore, though.
Jaxon White
It used to prevent blood loss I think
Parker Perry
Validhunters getting destroyed
Aiden Torres
>"We need a trial" >"No, we don't" >"You raped him" >"Raymond I don't have time for your shit, I did not rape him" >"You did, I saw you"
Charles Peterson
It doesnt help at all, you only exchange brute for blood loss and suffocation damage
Leo Evans
I think the number one reason I enjoy sec is because of the drama. Harmbatoning shitters is secondary.
Charles Phillips
one time i got taken to court after being accused of raping a posibrain. court trials are some of the funniest shit. we need them more
John Perry
A new monster type that fires projectiles.Its very large and it can multiply after a set duration.It eats electricity and metals. Not operated by person most times. or more uses for toilets. I don't know any uses for toilets right now.
Samuel Stewart
Please no. Court trial week was fucking awful.
Ayden Gutierrez
>I don't know any uses for toilets right now They can be made into centrifuges for ghetto chem.
Oliver Barnes
Court trials are fun if they're not forced The clown vs captain trial a few days ago was great.
Noah Harris
toilets have two (2) seperate places to hide items they can also make chem stuff I don't know if you can give people swirlies by grabbing them and clicking on the toilet though, that seems like an important feature
Matthew Bennett
As said I'm always willing to teach someone a part of science. I don't make many bombs so I can't say I will give you perfect bombs but I can teach you how to set up toxins burn mix and safety. As for xenobio that's my specialty. I'm generally the RD Ricky Stick.
Chase Barnes
>I don't know any uses for toilets right now. They're for hiding your traitor gear.
Jeremiah Carter
Then why are jobfags so hell-bent on them ?
Jackson Barnes
grab and click the toilet to swirlie them
Lincoln Johnson
I will harass you for training the second I see you on this weekend if you get on.
Xavier Walker
If only lawyers/IAAs would start doing their job instead of shitting up everything by trying to be a HoP.
Josiah Scott
It's called RP Also, the wiki says you absolutely need to use them or else you're shit.
Austin Edwards
We should bring it back
Juan Long
>lawyers/IAAs >lawyers There are no lawyers Internal Affairs' job is simply to cry to mama centcom when officer randomname is spacing the assistants
Jayden Young
dragging people used to damage them or some gay shit, it hasn't been that way in ages but people still insist because the wiki is horribly outdated i think having a broken skull still damages you on drag - but if you have a broken skull you're already fucking dead and you're getting cloned either way when the doctor sees your 65% blood so w/e lol
any type of broken or fractured bone causes damage on movement or being dragged, which can cause additional bleeding - both internal and external and don't be a gayboy, broken skulls are ez to fix smack your patient with some alyk, a bit of dex plus, then speedrun the surgery until there's no more bits of bone in the brain you can do it on a roller bed if you have the tools, which any paramedic should
Evan Bell
Broken hands definitely don't do it, I think it's only ribcage and cranium