Daily Christian cage match and dick waving contest

We should start having daily debate threads between Protestants, Catholics, Orthodox, and any other sects that want to throw down. This way we don't have to shit up other threads to argue with each other.

And I'm talking to you specifically, >m-muh whore of Babylon poster.

Congregationalists are the GOAT protestant sect.

Wow, it's almost as though people are different and choose to attend different kinds of churches that fill different needs for them.

Gee, how astonishing.

first post best post

Why do Orthodox think Jesus was born from anal sex?

Yeah, and this is where we fight about who is best.

Which is the Catholics.

I would like sauce on this one actually, not that I don't believe you, but I've heard this enough times to realize it's probably not a meme

How do Catholics tend to defend the Catholic semi-holy wars against the Celtic Christians?
The pope did support cultural genocide because he didn't agree 100% to what some guys ((Who also happened to be the first ones outside the Roman borders in Europe to convert to Christianityy)) were doing.

I've never heard of it desu, links?

The catholics brush over the 68,000,000 murders in their wake, not counting the holocaust of the last century, in their desperate attempt to believe their church will save them.

>68,000,000 murders
Sauce?

And if you count forced conversions, don't, because the church adopted a stance against that in the 3rd century. That was all done by Kings in the name of the Church, not by the Church itself.

I was being pretty hyperbolic, what I were thinking of was the Norman invasion of Ireland that was supported by the pope. Probably wrong too.

Wait, are you Jack Chick ?

The Catholics destroyed all sources so you got to trust us :^)

were there even 68 million Europeans at that time, much less 68 million Europeans who lived in Catholic states

It's a meme, the Inquisition killed a couple thousand at most, and the majority were Jews and Muslims that the Spaniards wanted an excuse to get rid of.

We don't

This is the first time I see this... it seems to me like a forced meme.

No, but he's my brother.

The following quotation is from The Glorious Reformation by S. S. SCHMUCKER, D. D., Discourse in Commemoration of the Glorious Reformation of the Sixteenth Century; delivered before the Evangelical Lutheran Synod of West Pennsylvania, by the Rev. S. S. Schmucker, D.D., Professor of Theology in the Theological Seminary at Gettysburg. Published by Gould and Newman. 1838.

Need I speak to you of the thirty years’ war in Germany, which was mainly instigated by the Jesuits, in order to deprive the Protestants of the right of free religious worship, secured to them by the treaty of Augsburg? Or of the Irish rebellion, of the inhuman butchery of about fifteen millions of Indians in South America, Mexico and Cuba, by the Spanish papists? In short, it is calculated by authentic historians, that papal Rome has shed the blood of sixty-eight millions of the human race in order to establish her unfounded claims to religious dominion (citing Dr. Brownlee’s “Popery an enemy to civil liberty”, p. 105).

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>christian cage match
Why not. Just give me a name and image.

Pope Pepe I
See image

Nothing in the whole history of the Catholic church did more than the Inquisition to damn it in the eyes of rational, enlightened thinkers, or to give it the reputation for medieval barbarism it held in many quarters until recently. The Inquisition was only formally abolished in the early nineteenth century. Yet it also seems clear that the number of victims of the Inquisition can easily be exaggerated. Juan Antonio Llorente (1756–1823), a fierce enemy of the Inquisition, whose Critical History of the Inquisition of 1817–19 remains the most famous early work attacking everything connected with it, estimated the number of executions carried out during the whole of the period that the Spanish Inquisition existed, from 1483 until its abolition by Napoleon, at 31,912, with 291,450 “condemned to serve penances.” . . . Most recent historians regard even this figure as far too high (William D. Rubinstein, Genocide [Routledge, 2004], 34).

The Office of the Inquisition is still open, and Ratzinger is the head of it.

Millions died just in the first half of the 16th century.

Tens of millions died in South America up to Mexico.

The bloodlust of the Whore of Babylon is insatiable.

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>blaming the jesuits solely for the thirty years war
>blaming the catholics for religious dominion while protestans had the same ambition leading to the previously mentioned war

Some day I am going to start posting furry porn when people start baiting as fundies.

Are you going to post small horses when people LARP as Deus Vult Catholics?

Pepe of Rome

That's autistic on several levels.

>Son of God
What does this tell you?

RIP RCC (*33 -- +1968)

Long live orthodoxy.

>praying to a dead king
>f-fucking cathoshit pagans

lmao

>'Greek Catholic, "Orthodox"'

>Miaphysites aren't their own branch.

>Celtic christianity is somehow entirely independent of Orthodoxy and Catholicism.

Ha! Nonpracticing Catholic master race.
>be me
>sleep in until 4 pm on Sunday
>drink beer and watch NFL
>eat meat on Friday
>take the Lord's name in vain profusely
>still get to go to heaven
Woo

Need I speak to you of the thirty years’ war in Germany, which was mainly instigated by the Jesuits, in order to deprive the Protestants of the right of free religious worship, secured to them by the treaty of Augsburg? Or of the Irish rebellion, of the inhuman butchery of about fifteen millions of Indians in South America, Mexico and Cuba, by the Spanish papists? In short, it is calculated by authentic historians, that papal Rome has shed the blood of sixty-eight millions of the human race in order to establish her unfounded claims to religious dominion (citing Dr. Brownlee’s “Popery an enemy to civil liberty”, p. 105).

Read it again. Then learn that the Jesuits are an order of assassins created to start a counter-reformation and assassinate all "heretics", by which they mean actual Christians.

I furthermore promise and declare that I will, when opportunity present, make and wage relentless war, secretly or openly, against all heretics, Protestants and Liberals, as I am directed to do, to extirpate and exterminate them from the face of the whole earth; and that I will spare neither age, sex or condition; and that I will hang, waste, boil, flay, strangle and bury alive these infamous heretics, rip up the stomachs and wombs of their women and crush their infants' heads against the walls, in order to annihilate forever their execrable race. That when the same cannot be done openly, I will secretly use the poisoned cup, the strangulating cord, the steel of the poniard or the leaden bullet, regardless of the honor, rank, dignity, or authority of the person or persons, whatever may be their condition in life, either public or private, as I at any time may be directed so to do by any agent of the Pope or Superior of the Brotherhood of the Holy Faith, of the Society of Jesus.

They are pure evil, and the black pope has ascended through breaking the oath of the order to the "holy" see.

>Catholic

Oooooh, so close. But still, hell awaits you.

I think it's a bit different. Larpers will cry about crusading and degeneracy and stuff. Not as much about people going to hell for never having heard about Jesus , not on the same level as those people.

Look at these early Christian pagans

Wow look...where the fuck is sola Scriptura?

Fuck Justin Martyr the cannibal apologist of pagans

That's a different trip code idiot.

Wow Protties...where is sola Scriptura?

As long as the Malaysian can't participate

Papism is a bankrupt position

Ucc, ccc or which

DELET THIS

It's weird that I find her even more attractive after seeing her holding an ikon

Pope pius v

Why does no one ever talk about Celtic christianity?

Shit's going to take a while.

Can't have a death match without Pope Urban II

THIRD ROME MOTHERFUCKER

Also add just one of each denomination from the OP, I think you could find enough special snowflakes to fill in the entire thing. In case that no, then add the Patriarch of Moscow. And ditch the meme pics.

FUCKING LUTHER

I'll add in some meme tier Protestant characters to freshen it up.

Joel Olsteen

Saint Boniface, causing pagan butthurt to this very day

Can we do heretics too since Catholicism counts.

>Olsteen
>Christian

Pick only one

>ywn never challenge another religion's god to prove it's power while getting angry at others for expecting the same of your own god
why live?

Pope Benedict XVI vs Pope Francis

What is Joel Olsteen protesting?

Or are you saying Joel Olsteen is 500 years old?

Here's a notice to all.
Protestants can create great art.
John Milton was a Protestant.
He wrote Paradise Lost.
Paradise Lost is essentially gospel at this point, it is also near center of the Western Canon.
Protestant for Life.

Getting there, almost half done.

I'd keep adding Pope's, but we need balance
>Pope Francis's pic
Top bantz.

John Calvin

Constantine the """Great"""

Sola Fide debunked by clement

Clement have much more to say against sola Fide

And one more from Clement

Arius

Let me help you with Ignatius of Antioch the cannibal against PROTNIGGERS

Polycarp the pagan contra PROTNIGGERS

Let me help you

With Irenaeus the idolater contra protnigger

And also, Early Christian word worshippers

Stay buttmad as i dominate this thread

This is now /anti PROTTIE/

Trying to decide if Jesus of Satan should be President. On one hand, Jesus is big boss, but on the other Satan is the one who would want Christians to be killing each other.

Here's a better idea

Destroy protesturd

Malaysia, pls stop, I wanna see protestants cucked just as much as the next guy, but it's just making us look autistic when youre yelling at nobody.

Hey, this is missing a lot of sects. Where does the chruch of "Christian Science" (founded by Mary Baker Eddy) go?

Fred Phelps

>God did things
>doing works is good
>slothfulness is bad
>"they don't believe that you're literally eating Jesus, so they don't even PRAY!"
Completely irrelevant

None of this defeats Faith Alone.

Into the meme bin

>Giving him replies

Black Jesus

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Joseph Smith

Random crusader

Henry VIII
Jeanne d'Arc

We're reaching the home stretch here.

Christ Chan

Thomas Aquinas & St. Augustine of Hippo

Chinese Jesus Aka real jesus

Nero for keks

That's not an accident.

>Malaysia
?

Pious IX (pbuh), remover of Pepperoni

We need more reformation/protestant era figures, for the memes.

Kek, I love you user, you're the only person I've seen who can make religion baiters fuck off.

Talking to the mentally ill isn't really productive.

Well, neither's talking to someone who just goes "Catholics are pagans the pope's a satanist if you are even a slightly different type of christian to me you're not really christian and you're going to hell. No I don't need to provide sources, because they were all destroyed conveniently so I can't do this". At least he just turns up every single thread almost without fail and makes the whole shitstorm stop.