Germany *LOVE* Thread

Germany *LOVE* Thread
Let's talk about the tragic history of our favorite Central European people.

Topics of Discussion:
>tfw austria didn't unify the germans
>tfw 1848 failed
>tfw willy's dad died
>tfw bismarck didn't have a successor
>tfw can't into liberalism

NOT welcome:

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
>kurwa, it's not enough that I live on 1/4 of your former empire!
Pierre
>Sacre bleu! Stop being zo aggresive and give me ze Rhineland!
DeShawn Gonzales-O'Connor
>Ah don't know whut 'Jer-muh-nee' iyuz, but /pol/ tells me that Adolf Murkel wants to bring ISLAMIC COM-YU-NIZ-UM here neyuxt!
The beady-eyed, Eternal "They aren't war crimes when WE do it!" *nglo himself
>B-but you invaded Poland!

I'm afraid its all over germany. She will never be great again.

Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happened.

Hitler would have made all Germans Muslim if he could

>this triggers the wehraboo

War criminals on every side, what can I say?

>After being a pathetic heap of city-states for hundreds of years, Germany finally unites
>gets some colonies, and a half decent culture
>finally looks like Germany is going to settle down and become a nice colonial power like the rest of Europe

>BUT NO
>Germany pushes retarded ally Austria-Hungary to declare war on Serbia, declares war on Russia, Belgium and France
>Europe gets plunged into chaos for 4 years
>Germany gets roflstomped because maybe you should look after your convoys better
>Germany rightfully gets handed the treaty of versailles
>treaty is much lighter than the treaty of Brest-Litovsk, but whatever
>This doesn't stop the eternal Teuton from whining
>Intentionally cripples own economy to not pay denbts
>Commie uprisings all over the shop
>Eventually Hitler rolls along
>"THE JEWS CAUSED ALL THIS"
>This statement arouses the Perfidious Germanic
>"LETS DO THE SAME THING WE DID LAST TIME"
>Germany gets stomped, again

Germany deserved all the shit it got and worse

Please go post your... "interesting" fanfiction in one of our multiple, hourly German hateboner threads.

sad pic, but legally wasn't considered a war crime at the time

...

Dear German Revisionists, plese don't make stupid threads about Germany's greatness, becuase we both know Germany sucked a dick and lost throughout its entire history.Peace

Herrenrasse reporting in, german people are best of when left without minorities, we should just concentrate them all at special camps where they can live and work

>win
>make some bullshit up
>say its legal.

This.

>implying Germany isn't better than your country

>Le master race

Nice allied wartime atrocity propaganda you got there, but that term was never used even once in Germany between 1933 and 1945. It was not part of natsoc ideology, but you people desperately cling to it so as to not threathen your germanophobic world view based on allied black atrocity propaganda.

>The beady-eyed, Eternal "They aren't war crimes when WE do it!" *nglo himself
Dresden was not a war crime, it was a retaliation long overdue.

>>>>>

Germans have never lost their primitive barbarians brains, it's only a matter of time until they decide to go full autist and decide to try and destory Europe again.

All the shitposters hating on Germania are actually polack aswell as hasbarat shitposter subhumans

They have always been envious of that which they themselves cannot achieve so they decide to mock and attack it instead

Please take your nationalism to /int/er/pol/

You provided some support for the Easter Uprising.

Therefor you've achieved 'Gallant Ally' status.

>It would've been fuckeasy for Ireland to join the axis in WW2 and get some revenge for the eternal anglo-induced potato famine in Eire
>Somehow De Valera fucks this up and does nothing
>Operation Sea Lion could have suceeded if the irish would have given the Kriegsmarine the irish ports to use as a staging base

Don't get me wrong De Valera was a decent politician (he even sent a condolence note to the Reich government upon Hitler's suicide, the only statesman to do so on the planet iirc) but he wasted a huge opportunity for his peoples' freedom there.

Northern Ireland could be completely free from anglocuck occupation today if he just joined the axis instead of remaining neutral, the risk would have been well worth it

>German nations give birth to several scientists and composers
>People are only interested in the utter retardation that was Prussia
WHY?

>sauce: ass

Lol, sure thing, we are jealous of you Hans. We just wish we lived in such a fuck up of a country :^)

Herrenrasse does exist if you believe in it my young bübche

You mean
>he could've gotten Ireland bombed to the stone age and occupied by Yanks.
Britain being under siege and Ireland being neutral was a godsend for the Irish economy

t. alt-right stormfags

Why Hitler in pic looks like he is about to starts crying?
Is this metaphor about being angry german today?

>bumping a 2 day old bait thread
cancer killing Veeky Forums learn to sage newfag

t. nu-male cuck