ITT: Historical figures that are literally you

For me its Einstein - intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor.

>Hitler?

>Intelligent
Probably not
>but lazy 20-something year old
most likely not
>with no particular aim in life
definitely not

>refuses to be crowned properly, because royal titles are spooks
>tries to reform his kingdom, but fails, because everyone around him is a backwards moron
>ragequits, cancelling all his reforms

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>hitler
>not intelligent
Butthurt Jew detected. He was crazy, sure, but he was definitely smart
>most likely not
He was a bum after WWI and not getting accepted in art school
>definitely not
As I said, he was a bum for a year or two before seriously getting into politics

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I never understand shermanposters, do they actually know anything about the man?

This
>guy that coined War is hell
>a century and a half later autismos go LMAO BURN YOU IT DOWN xDDDD
He'd kick all your asses for that.

Not to mention that later in his life his best friend was a former confederate general

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SLUT!

kek, underrated

I read a little of his autobiography and I've done a decent amount of historical reading.

From what I can tell, his politics were

>if it's good for the US, it's the moral good
>if you want a fight, we'll give you a fight

His religious beliefs were something to the effect of

>I don't have time for this shit

Also, he hated his red hair until somebody told him that the Indians valued red haired scalps especially highly, at which point he began to love it because its mere existence was a taunt towards them.

Maximilian I of Mexico

>think you're doing the right thing
>consistently fuck up
>think people want you around
>they actually all hate you
>your wife (gf) is foreign (Belgian for Carlota, Scottish for my gf), fucking batshit insane, and ends up leaving you and going home

Feels bad man

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>Paranoid
>Awkward
>Sweat
>Bad posture

Literally me, senpai

i'm a bit smarter though desu ;^)

>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor

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This man, except for his socialist views.

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Are you memeing or do you actually support a Republican government protected by a dedicated and idealistic citizen militia?

They do not.

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>proud
>ambitious
>anxious to be recognized
>fornicates with the sea
literally me desu

Only in terms of looks

>Machiavelli
>idealistic

Not me but why the fuck arent there more people like him really i mean

I don't know who to compare to myself too?, probably someone who is humble and wants to do right by his countrymen but stumbles to much to get shit right

I had the same reaction desu

>I'm proudly autistic
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2988647.stm

And here I thought I was the only one that fuck the sea.

*fucks

WE

I am also a German.

>Intelligent
>Nihilistic
>Very wicked sense of humor

nobody has posted Hitler?
>I'm pleasantly surprised

>Roams the sea however the fuck he wants without government confliction

Bemp

So you're the chair in the picture?

Literally literally me

Everyone thinks I'm the family idiot.

Yes user, they do, for now. But when all the shitstorms finish, you'll be the last one standing.
>tfw survive Tiberius AND Caligula by the sheer virtue of being too stupid to be important.
Is there an Emperor more wojack tier than Claudius?

Tiberius Gracchus

>reclusive
>gloomy
>sexual degenerate
>doesn't view death or suicide as horrible things
>terrible family life
>terrible with women
>mom exerts undue control over me
>just want to be left alone on my Island
>few times I'm ever brought up or seen people laugh at me/spread malicious rumors

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On Elagabalus; TheAugustan Historyclaims that he also married a man named Zoticus, an athlete from Smyrna, in a public ceremony at Rome.Cassius Dio reported that Elagabalus would paint his eyes,epilate his hair and wear wigs before prostitutinghimself in taverns, brothels,and even in the imperial palace:

He even got cucked by hundreds of men.

>grew up upper-class
>loves dominance
>leadership skills
>short temper
>everyone trying to bring us down
>arrogance
>just wants the world

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Slightly autistic, introverted Virginian with loads of weird hobbies that hates centralized government and cities.

>tortured for supporting the Republic
>still writes about Republics being better than monarchies
>not idealistic

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Why did you post a picture of me?

I too am this person

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Well, this is my picture IRL. Don't know if I look like any great historical figures but I'm pretty sure if I looked like one, it would be a Roman.

Actually one of my mother's friends once commented that I looked like a Roman emperor she saw on a documentary. I forgot which one though.

Forced /co/ meme

how does that make him idealistic?

>facial hair
>roman

>invalid wife
you're a russian aren't you

I can't really answer your question OP, if it's even a serious one and not a meme thread.

A note to all those who answer "intelligent, nihilistic, wicked sense of humor", Schopenhauer was literally that.

why is everyone posting here philosophers and leaders?

You're probably more like a peasant or some medieval scholastic shitposter.

Hunter S. Thompson

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you're an incompetent depressed manlet compensating by nesting far right views?

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He was beaten and tortured for his ideals, and then as soon as the Medici let him go, he wrote a bunch of works saying he was still right and poking fun at them.

Lindybeige is that you?

no matter how hard I try everything I touch turns to shit eventually

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My nigga

Reported to the police

I dress exactly like him

Why did you describe me?