/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

>trying to gather the fabled 8 heros of prophecy
>all that remains is the legendary Borcha
>raided Vaegir villages early on
>the snowy mountains of the Vaegirs are dangerous territory only for the brave
>have visited the inns and taverns of towns from the Sarranids to the Nords
>never found the great Borcha
>gather the largest army I can of Swadian knights and Rhodok sharpshooters in an effort to find this legend in Vaegir territory
>all men are felled, captured or scattered
>only I remain
>manage to evade the Vaegir lords long enough to reach the outskirts of Rivacheg
>get accosted by a group of Sea Raiders
>these savages won't even accept gold for my safe passage
>spend several weeks being raped for days (for I am a woman) and escaping, only to be captured once again as I neared Rivacheg
>my holes have been completely used up and filled with an ocean of Sea Bandit cum
>probably pregnant with some sub-30 IQ beast's offspring
>one day the bandits scatter as King Yaroglek rides to Rivacheg
>find my moment and escape
>disguise myself and sneak into the town
>enter the tavern
>Borcha is nowhere to be found
>check the rest of the Vaegir towns on my way back to Dhirim to start looking for my other scattered heros
>no Borcha
>the search continues

Man FUCK Borcha and FUCK this game. Fucking thing crashed as I alt-tabbed to shitpost about this.

>spend several weeks being raped for days (for I am a woman) and escaping, only to be captured once again as I neared Rivacheg
>my holes have been completely used up and filled with an ocean of Sea Bandit cum


h-hot

>raided Vaegir villages early on
>spend several weeks being raped for days (for I am a woman) and escaping, only to be captured once again as I neared Rivacheg
Karma

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>female players

post your characters or something

>having a female spouse
Husbands are simply superior

Will do once Bannerlord releases lmao

I'm taking a break from Warband to play something else ATM

>having a female spouse