Anyone else here can't park?

I take pride in my parking in work ute and other cars. I recently got an IS-F and cant seem to park it straight! I suppose practice makes perfect.

I'm blind in one eye and have no depth perception. Can't park for shit, have to try 3-4 times.
One time I parked at the airport and when I came back I realized I wasn't in a parking spot, I literally parked in the traffic lane blocking all traffic from one direction. I was picking up a friend and just played it off like I'm a badass and park where I want.