>Kia Soul
>soulless shitbox
Kia Soul
>Ford Taurus
>Is not a named Pokemon.
>Mercury Marauder
>Dindu Nuffin
>Chevrolet Express
>Does not handle your packages.
>Pontiac Grand Prix
>It's not a race car.
>Toyota Civic
>jaguar x-type
>not shaped like an x-wing and cant sail through space.
>GMC Yukon
>The closest thing to drive to Alaska with.
>scat pack
>offered on shit cars
>Chevorlet Monte Carlo
>not manufactured in Monte Carlo
>Plymouth Barracuda
>It was never a Hemi.
>MerBenz Sprinter
>Runs a long distance.
>Chevrolet El Camino
>It is way of life.
>cousin calls her car a "Toyota Passat"
>Shelby Cobra
>Not a Ford Mustang.
>Kia Venga
>doesn't come with a 90's boy band
>Dodge Viper GTS
>It's not a hentai OVA
>Subaru Legacy
>has no significant legacy or heritage
>McLaren F1
>Does not compete in F1
>Volkswagen Beetle
>Was not a Nazi prototype tank.
>Porsche 911
>Nevuh 4 Get
>Pontiac LeMans
>never raced in Le Mans
>Pontiac Torrent
>doesn't come with pirated software
>Toyota Soarer
>stays on ground
>Scion xD
>not funny
>Opel Adam
>not the first car in the world
>Nissan Skyline
>The Last Samurai
>Nissan Skyline
>Has nothing to do with the sky
The price is sky high
>Scion xD
>not funny
Laughed too hard at this
>Mercedes-Benz W210
>not a twingo
>Volkswagen Golf
>Shoots over 100
This
>You're mom
>Handles my package
>Ford Fiesta
>Is not a festival
>>nobody rich enough to live in Monte Carlo would be caught dead in one.
>Lincoln Town Car
>not very pleasant to drive in town
>Hyundai Accent
>doesn't highlight any of your style
>Ford Probe
>can't fit it up my ass
>>Ford Probe
>>can't fit it up my ass
Is that a challenge?
>Ford Probe
>can't fit it up my ass
Buy a Miata
>Hyundai Excel
>isn't particularly good at anything
>lolol miata gay car lolol
First time I have heard that joke.
Its not a joke, its part of its marketing.
>Ford Edge
>middle aged white moms drive it
>you are mom
>Skoda Yeti
>not actually a mythical creature
>Nissan Tsuru
>Actually longevous as fuck and still sold despite being obsolete as shit.
Not 1000 years old but hory shet.
Wtf I hate mazda now
>Isuzu Hombre
>Not a spic
>Kia Borrego
>doesn't look like a lamb
>S2000
>actually 1997 cm3
>Volkswagen Rabbit
>It's a car
>Ferrari LaFerrari
There are ther Ferrari cars, too.
>McLaren P1
Not qualified to race to even get P1.
>Mitsubishi Pajero
>doesn't even have hands or a dick to wank
>Ford Mustang
>not a horse
>Ferrari Enzo Ferrari
>It's not a the person or even resembles him
...
>Ferrari Enzo
>not designed by Enzo Ferrari
ftfy
10/10 would up and down again.
>Suzuki Cappucino
>Tastes nothing like coffee
is absolutely delicious though
>jeep cherokee
>hasnt scalped anyone
>Ford Fusion
>doesn't even have a reactor
> honda civic
> is a hoon machine
no you don't.
not really. 7k where i'm from.
>Toyota MR2
>Not a piece of shit
>Honda Prelude
>they never made a sequel
>Volkswagen Golf
>It has nothing to do with the sport
>Ford raptor
>doesn't eat dinosaurs
>Dodge dart
>not capable of being thrown to a dart board
>Toyota sequoia
>not a tree
>>Ford raptor
>>doesn't eat dinosaurs
It runs on dino juice though.
>Suzuki Swift
>takes more than 13 seconds from 0-60
>Volkswagen Crafter
>doesn't produce shit
>Mercedes E class
>doesn't go to school
>Kia Cee'd
>cannot grow anything if planted
>Citroen 2CV
>not literally two horses
>Citroen DS
>materialized
>VW Polo
>didn't travel to China
>Corvette
>not a small warship
>Porsche Cayman
>not an island
>Porsche Cayenne
>not spicy
>Mercedes GL
>doesn't wish good luck
>Skoda Yeti
>actually exists
>Pontiac Aztec
>Not ded
>Dodge Charger
>is not a hybrid
>Honda VFR800 interceptor
>is too slow to intercept anything
>Lancer Evolution
>extinct
>Ford Focus
>has distracting infotainment system
>Dodge Viper
>Not a snek to avoid in the road
>Subaru impreza
>not impressive
>Pontiac TransAm
>Isn't actually trans
>Ferrari F12
>Actually a V12
>Skoda Rapid
>Slow
>Mitsubishi Lancer
>Isn't a heroic spirit
>Dodge Viper
>Doesnt even smoke crack
>Dodge Viper
>not a jet to blast enemies with
Petroleum is algae.
Coal is terrestrial plants.
None of it's dino.
haha
>GTI
>It's a little fucking shitbox not a tourer
>VolksWagen Jetta
>Not jet powered
>Ford Escort
>Not a prostitute
>Honda Protege
>Not anybody's student
>Chebby Impala
>Not an African antelope
Heh ;_;
>Chevy Sonic
>neither a hedgehog nor fast
>Ferrari California
>Not made in California(thank god)
>scion xD
>Crown Victoria
>Not a car for royalty
>Kia Sonata
>No pianist or anything else musical
>Nissan Bluebird
>Not exactly blue nor a bird
>Ford Explorer
>Stopped exploring capabilities after the 3rd gen.
>Toyota Highlander
>Far more than one
>Mazda Protege
>Not being trained by anyone for anything
>Chevrolet Equinox
>Sadly appears more than twice a year
>Chevrolet Corvette
>Not an actual ship, though it handles like one
...
>Ferrari 360 Modena
>The Xbox 360 was developed in the U.S, not in Modena, Italy.
>Ferrari 360 Modena
>potential buyers turn 360 degrees and walk away
>be in Canada
>R32 GT-S's and GT-ST's still around 5k
Hahaha MAGA
>turning 360 degrees
>walking away
Pro tip: if you advance your intake cam by 360 degrees you'll achieve an increase in FUCK ALL.
Kek
But it is used to deliver packages...
>Mitsubishi Eclipse
>Does not block out the sun
>Hyundai Tucson
>Korean Car
>Ford Harley Davidson F150
>Is not a motorcycle
>Fiat Uno
>There are actually millions of them
>Ford GT
>It's not a grand tourer
>Diesel Fiat Punto
>is actually a giant pile of garbage