How to beat the automotive jew

>/pol/ ruins yet another board
Not true, it's just that car hobbyists are more exposed to shady dealings than the average normie.

How to haggle at small dealership? Honestly i might as well pay sticker price if it's on the road price, fine wanna deal with bullshit. But idk ive never done this before. Also the car is 9000$, can i just pay cash upfront?

Now, lying is a good way to get a deal. But if you want a better deal, and not afraid of a little savagery, it'll involve more effort. For this trick to work, you need to visit at least 2 dealerships with identical cars you're looking at.

At the first dealership, you say: "I know you want to sell me this car, but I'm wanting to check out the next dealership, they have this car as well. I'll take your card, and go to the second dealership. They'll call you asking you if you were willing to go down to an unspecified amount. If you say yes, I'll come back and buy the car."

Don't give the first dealership a price you want to get down to, being there gives them the advantage. Make the dealerships fight for you, not at you. This is the real art of trolling.

Go to the second dealership, talk to the sales rep and say: "the guy at the first dealership was willing to take 10,000 off the sticker price. I know you don't believe me, so here's his card. You have two options, beat his offer, or call him asking if it's real. He'll say yes, and he'll have sold a car."

On the off chance the second dealer call the first, and the first dealer says no over the phone, attack his character. Tell him the next time he talks to his manager, it should be to turn in his two week notice because he's not in the business to sell cars. Talk to the second dealer to see if you can meet that magical number, if not, move on and try again at two other dealerships.

If you're willing to pay cash, there's no issue. You're buying at the price they're offering, minus tax and warranty.

Don't feel bad for haggling at a small dealership, but if it's really a mom and pop shop, I would be fairer on the haggling, but it's perfectly reasonable to do so. The big box stores require ruthlessness.

So how much do you want to initially lowball the sticker price? And if you're financing some but not all of the amount is it best to do a check for the down payment or can I just use a debit card?

Just tell him you'll give him 6000, if he refuses, leave

This is a mad genius level post

A fiesta st msrp is like 22k brand new. Can you haggle with ford is it one of those no haggle places?

Way to go OP, you've just helped out a ton of us by putting up this thread.

Now, we have to come together and make a general to inform anons on how to beat these assholes dealerships

Of course you can haggle it. Do you think the dealership paid 22000 dollars for it? Do you think they are willing to sell it at cost?