Share your worst ticket stories

a while back i was unemployed for a few months. finally found a job and had to get TB shot along with drug test. While driving and looking for the god damn hidden clinic, i was pulled over.

>cop: license and registration please
>me: may i know why you pulled me over?
>cop: because you were holding your phone. I understand it was at the stoplight but it's still illegal.

I tried to explain the story, and even had the documentation along with google map on active on my phone at the time, but nope, still ended up with a $95 ticket for holding a god damn cell phone at the stoplight. Mind you, i was driving a completely stock Subaru Forester, no there was no other reason to pull me over.

fucking bad pig, absolutely no compassion for his fellow citizens.

Literally had my license 3 months.

>16
>driving dad's 93 5.0 Mustang
>113 in a 55 punching it from the on ramp
>reckless driving
>negligent driving
>speeding in excess of double posted limit
>went to court, said I was sorry and I was showing off for my girlfriend
>it was actually my sister, They just never asked who she was or asked her any questions during the traffic stop
>midlife crisis judge feels sympathy for me and give me no points and I have to pay all the tickets, totaling $1700 and change


WHEW LAD


$1700 was a lot for me at 16 so my dad eventually paid it as a birthday present

>OP was actually texting while driving because he's a 16 year old girl mentally
>Lies so he can whine about MUH PIGS FUCK THE SYSTEM SMOKE WEED
>Comes to his hugbox to cry a bout it
Assuming you weren't lying, you knew the law and broke it, go cry more.

>doing 80 switchin lanes
>a wild cop appears
>pulls me over
>gives me a ticket for doing 80

What an asshole

>73 in 35 on motorcycle while going after some car
>cop takes license to car for ten minutes
>comes out and stands and stares at me for a few minutes silently
>hands me my license back with no ticket and says to slow down


WEW

>freeway
>carpool lane
>big downhill
>slow faggot finally get out of my way
>pass
>suddenly hidden charger
>83 in 60
>faggoty native american cop asking why im going so fast and if im in a hurry like its an unsafe speed for a sports car or something and like everyone else isnt going the same speed around me
>get it dismissed ezpz

SUCK IT TONTO

i'v had my first recent fender bender which i was blamed for lately but no tickets from the traffics cops yet thank god

>Did some hektik bicycle riding across various pavements and crossings
>Apparently right in front of motorcycle cop
>He follows me and waits outside the pharmacy for twenty minutes
>When I come back out, tells me we need to a have a little chat
>He has me written up for sixteen seperate offences, tells me he've never seen anybody violate that many laws in such a short time
>He asks what I was getting in the pharmacy, and I show him my granny's meds
>He then writes a ticket for two offences, tells me I can get it halved as a student

Pretty bro cop. Never been pulled over in the car, despite being a retard. Better lucky than good.

tell me you've never held your phone while at the stoplight or driving for that matter.

fucking 12 years old faggot.

yeah because laws about driving currently work so well at keeping shit drivers off the road