Share your worst ticket stories

there's not a lot wrong with it, I see retards driving at 80mph changing lanes playing candy crush or some shit yet i'll be pulled if I glance at maps or something no doubt

lol there was absolutely no way you were getting written up for 16 offences

you probably weren't even getting written up for two until you admitted it

>Be 17
>Get caught doing 106mph
>1000 dollar ticket
>5 points on my license
>It was fucked
>Cops were funny tho

wtf bicyclist where do you live that this is normal. How much did these tickets cost. Were they like moving violations? how in the shit i dont understand.

>leaving Brother's house for Thanksgiving dinner last year
>Brother realizes my headlight is out and tells me
>Decide to stop at Walmart before I go home to buy a new bulb
>Pull out of neighborhood on to main road
>Cop follows me all the way to Walmart
>turns his lights on as I park
>asks for my ID typical shit
>tells me my headlight is out
>tell him I just noticed leaving my Brother's and came here to buy a replacement
>he walks up to headlight and gives it a punch
>headlight turns on
>tells me it must of had a short in it or something
>gives ID back and tells me to take care
>get home and fix wires in car
>turns out nothing is even holding the headlight in place so I find some bolts to secure it

My only time getting pulled over. I'm white and American and don't understand the feels in these threads.

>be white
I got a failure to yield turn but I was in a unknown part of town and got it dropped by saying I was stressed and just trying to get home.

>working pizza job
>goes on a delivery to some drug dealer's house
>gets 'pulled over' when I return to the shop
>apparently all the other drivers had been pulled over after after going to that house

>just got car back from shop
>shakedown cruise
>hit abandoned straight at 2 AM, floor it
>doing 90 in 3rd gear bumping up against glorious 8,000 RPM redline
>look to left as I pass church parking lot
>wild police officer facing directly towards me
>hop off throttle but figure I'm fucked anyway, just let the engine brake me to the light at the end of the street
>literally sit at light for entire cycle waiting for cop
>nothing
>fuck it, make left turn to take back roads home
>look to left again
>two police officers sitting outside of a gas station talking to each other, ignoring me completely
>go home with no problems.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that those cunts didn't do their jobs (we recently had multiple street racing fatalities in the area over the course of the past month)
In fact, literally the only time a cop has turned on his disco lights at me was because I was playing Pokémon go in a parking lot and he thought I was trying to break into my car.
How do you guys even get caught?

>Get caught doing 106mph
>1000 dollar ticket
Over here, the speeding ticket is pretty tame all the way up to 80. It then takes a huge jump. Another jump at 90 since that is reckless ticket now.

>70 in a 30 outside a school
>pulled over
>cop says first ticket, let off easy
>no points, $150 fine
Wow fuck em am I rite guys?

>How do you guys even get caught?
Because we have cops assigned to general patrol (which includes traffic duty). However, the vast majority of our cops will not pull you over for small cases of speeding or whatnot. That's because they are handling calls or other cases and the delay time to pull you over and ticket you will create unhappiness with whoever is waiting for the officer to show up.

So many of the cops on our roads are sort of safe to speed a little bit.

Where you driving a Honda prelude?

Nah but all the cops were sitting around. One in a church parking lot's exit with his lights blacked out, the other two literally 1,000 feet away on the corner bullshitting in front of a gas station.
Close, Integra GS-R
Red one in pic

Ah, should've guessed that too. I wanted to buy a gsr but they were either extremely over priced, 200k+ miles, or rebuilt title+shitty body

Went with the 5th gen lude and the high redline lifestyle is the way to go

Pull over to check your maps dumbass, you deserve it. I missed a full light cycle yesterday because some dumb bitch had music blasting and was just lost inside her phone screen and couldn't hear the 10+ cars behind her pressing their horns. Fuck you.

>new Ontario rule passes
>must give pulled over vehicles anb empty lane beside them if able to do so. Especially applies to cops,ambulances, firetrucks.
>didn't do this one day, copper was on side of highway with cherries on but not pulling anyone over
>roars out and pulls me over
>"WTF STFU DON'T YOU KNOW THE RULE HKAJEIXNXBD!
could have fined me $500 with points off with no dispute possible but instead just gave me a verbal. Thanks brocop.

>no cellphone while driving law passes,2007, 17 at the time.
>answer phone for a split fucking second letting work know I am just around the corner to come in early.
>Coppo pulls me over
>gets a call while talking to me, says I'm lucky and has to go.

Those have been my encounters.

>Doing 60 in a 45
>Get pulled over
Nothing eventful happened. I was respectful and he gave me a speeding ticket.

Oh yeah mine was overpriced to shit but I fell in love with it when I first got in and just had to own it that day.
Everything's OEM (I have a fucking stock exhaust!) and it had 115k miles when I bought it. Pretty good for a 21 year old integra imo. Unfortunately I got into a bidding war with another guy over it and ended up forking 5k over

>be 19
>driving recently purchased integra gsr late at night
>at a deserted intersection waiting for the light to change
>decide to rev it up, dump the clutch and chirp the tires on green
>barely hit the speed limit when a cop shows up out of nowhere and hits the disco lights
>young manlet cop at my window with a serious attitude problem
>gives me grief about my loud exhaust and doesn't let me speak
>goes back to his car and comes back 15 minutes later with a court summons for "speed contest"
>it's a 12 point ticket same as a DUI
>try to tell him I was the only one at the light so I clearly wasn't racing, but he isn't having any of it and leaves

So basically I have to hire a lawyer for $800 and go to court where the cop doesn't even show up. The judge reduces the citation to 3 points and I have to waste a weekend at a useless defensive driving class.

I've met plenty of decent cops, but the asshole I dealt with gives them all a bad name. I seriously hope he gets kicked off the force.

It's always the manlets that have an attitude problem, like they're trying to prove something.

>Going on a 4 hour drive for a job interview in bumfuck nowhere
>off the main highway
>limit is 70
>picks it up to 100 to make up for lost time
>long gradual curves all the way
>go around one curve
>Police car coming opposite way
>they just flash their headlights on and off
>panicked and slowed down to the limit
>nothing happens
Open roads are so much nicer for speeding on, everyone's so casual about it

>driving some back road in shit weather at night
>go around turn
>take turn a little to wide and go off road a little bit
>over correct getting back on the road
>road is slicker than it looks
>spin out and slide into other lane
>car hits drainage ditch and I flip
>end up with a concussion
> get out of car, cell phone is gone nobody around
> wait like 10 minutes till a few cars drive down the road
>first few people see me waving with my car in a fucking ditch and drive by
>nice ned flanders jesus guy stops and drives me to where we can get cell service and call for help
>spend night in the hospital getting cat scans and mri's
>next morning cop calls me proceeds to lecture me and actually yells at me that I could have killed someone if they had been in the other lane and is a general dick despite the fact this was at night on a back country road with no traffic.
>can't tell me how fast I was going he just says it was too fast for road conditions
>cites me for that and having bad tires
>my car passed inspection a week before and tires were fine

lawyered up and fought the ticket, lawyer basically told the cop stop being a dick he's been through an enough and nobody but him was hurt. think I paid a $75 fine for some traffic control device bullshit but got no points.

you got a shitty fucking lawyer then. Cop didn't show up = no formal evidence = charges dropped period.

>on the interstate
>traffic is moving at 75mph in a 65mph limit
>it's always like that throughout the state
>every other car gets off on the second to last exit
>interstate ends and merges into a state road in a half mile
>I'm the only car for 500 ft now
>road takes a blind turn down a 40 degree incline with a speed limit drop to 55mph at the top
>coast down the hill
>still doing 75mph
>still no one anywhere near me
>city cop hits me with the radar as I turn the corner and pass into his jurisdiction
>"Sir you were going 20 over in a 55, I'll drop it to 10 over but don't bother going to court because they can't dismiss it have a good day."
>there's a fucking stop light 500ft after the speed trap that leads into gridlock

What the fuck is the point of this speed trap other than a cash grab for the city PD? Completely destroyed all respect any I had for traffic cops.

>don't bother going to court because they can't dismiss it have a good day."
Did you go to court?

He was actually very shitty lawyer. He looked to be about 80 years old and worked out of his living room. He also kept getting me confused with his other clients and could never remember the details of my case, but he was the best I could afford at the time.

Best ticket story since it wasn't actually me getting the ticket

>on road trip with buddy
>guy is about to go into the army and his GF wants him to buy her a dildo for when he leaves for basic
>stop buy some porn shop, I buy a bunch of porn, buddy buys the dildo and some stripper clothes
>driving through some flyover state
>buddy is speeding
>disco lights
>out of state plates, cop asks whats going on we tell the cop we're on a road trip, car is clearly filled with camping gear
>says we're free to go BUT blah blah drugs blah blah can I search
>me being young, stupid, and a little nervous agree knowing theres not a damn thing in there
> we get patted down and cop proceeds to look through the car
>gets to my seat and I immediately know what hes going to find
>backpack full of porn, dildos, stripper clothes, and a video camera
>I start laughing my ass of
>We can tell when the cop finds bag o'porn because he just stops moving
>buddy starts freaking out
>screams: ITS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND I SWEAR
>cop just puts the bag back, closes the door and say " I know how it is guys, have a nice day"

Naw. Local court, he had me dead to rights, it was only $76, and I had someplace to be on the court date.

Not much I could argue other than it was in a shitty spot for a speed trap anyway. They had speed traps on the city limit on every main road coming into that town for the next month so the town administration was probably in on it.

>on way to internship
>back road
>25mph because in one small spot there are a few houses
>nobody fucking drives 25
>never any cops
>get pulled over 48 in a 25
>fight ticket but while I'm waiting to go to court I have to drive that road every day
>do the exact speed limit from that time forward
> get tailgated every fucking day, by multiple cars, passed in no passing zone and generally treated like an asshole
>finally go to court
>plead to 10 over
>after everything done I tell the cop point blank that if they're going to enforce the speed limit there they really need to do it more often since they're creating a safety hazard for anyone who wants to actually obey the law.
>cop basically says nah we're good and leaves.

When I break the law I accept the consequences of my actions rather then shitpost/cry about how the bolice are ruining my life on a Chinese rice board.

You broke the law knowingly and should own up to the fact you got caught. Next time don't wave the phone around like a fucking mong/be aware of your surroundings and use a little discretion.

>Get pulled over
>Cop was watching feeder road
>Was doing 55 in a 50
>Cop seems pretty chill
>Says he caught me on radar
>Agreed and apologized that I didn't realize that I was going 55
>Notices I have a standard and starts a friendly convo
>Let's me go after a few minutes with a verbal warning

Nothing else besides that. Kind of a dick move to bother someone over 5 mph, but at least he didn't ticket me.

>driving daddy's 5.0
>daddy pays ticket
>unemployed at 16
Have you ever done anything for yourself?

>is doing 80
>gets a ticket for 80
They're such assholes right?

>Driving from boston to NYC to visit homie for a night
>have tinted windows, 33% on driver, 31% on passenger, 35% on rear doors (came this way, bought car used).
>35% legal limit standard in just about every state, many states allow more
>get pulled over somewhere in new york, probs 30 min outside the city
>two black chick cops
>"why werent you wearing your seatbelt"
>baffled as fuck, tell her wtf i was, as her what the fuck shes talking about
>literally ALWAYS wear my seatbelt, and was at the time
>"ohh...well your windows are really tinted. we're gonna have to measure these"
>"yeah so your window is 33, and the passenger is 31. the NY limit on front windows is 30%. here's a ticket, $125 per window"
>ask her if shes serious, explain im literally just coming here for the day, plus i dont even live here and that my windows are legal in my resident state and just about every other state in the US
>also have perfect driver record, no accidents or tickets of any kind in 8 years of having my license
>"well then you shouldnt have come here. have a nice day"
>drive the rest of the trip with all my windows down

those fucking piece of shit cunts. wasnt able to contest it either because i was moving across the country the next week. shit like this is why people hate cops (also the whole killing innocent ppl shit but..)

Some background to my story. I lived in an area where there were a total of 3 state troopers patrolling an area larger than Vermont. They were super overworked because of this.
>just got my license
>drive through the same intersection every day to get to school
>one week I decide to ride the bus to save money
>every day, we pass through the intersection
>every say a highway patrolman is camped there waiting for something
>next Monday I drive to school again
>I instantly get pulled over
>Some retarded and sour old lady called the cops on me for "looking too young"
>the highway patrolman looked just as exasperated as me
>he apologized and said his superiors were adament I get caught
>a state trooper staked out for a week to find me because old people

Next one:
>working at my job as a ranchhand
>flood irrigating, so walking through the fields
>I get the cops called on me for "looking suspicious"
>turns out it was another (or the same) sour old lady

Last one:
>my last year at the ranch
>flood irrigating again
>this time three cops (two sherriffs and a state trooper) and an ambulance come
>wtf
>ANOTHER SOUR OLD LADY
>I was apparently walking like I needed medical attention
>mfw
The field I worked in was right next to an interstate btw

The cops in my area are based. They dont put up with retards. They are very friendly however. Part of this might be because we have no niggers, so the cops dont fear for their lives

are you black in south dakota or something?

What cucked states do some of y'all live in where it's illegal to use your phone while driving? I fucking hate people who talk on the phone and either go slow or make stupid mistakes, but not being able to simply look at your navigation or something is bullshit.

i was in a weird part of NYC, honestly no idea where. was close enough that they were NYPD, but far enough out that it seemed like they didnt have fuck all to do besides sitting next to on off ramps doing checks

>Know it's illegal
>Don't check for cops
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MUH FREEDUMBS MUH RIGHTS

every fucking time when cops come up

>duh law is duh law
>all yew who aint respect duh law are WEED SMOKIN HIPPY PINKO NIGGERS GARSH DANGIT
>*throws whisky jug*
>*square dances behind you*
>*unsheaths K-bar*
>aint not be nothin personnel son
>*takes your wallet and runs off to buy meth*

No, white in Montana. We also used to have people steal our dog and put her in the pound. That all stopped when our neighbor got busted for child predation and possession of child porn

>new york
>"you shouldn't have come here"

Sounds about right

has always baffled me that a place as beautiful as montana can have so many fucking weirdos

seriously, fuck. only going to see my friend, cause im from the west coast, so when one of my good friends makes it out east i try to see em.

but fuck NY, i hate that whole sleazy state. dont even get me started on the like $100 i paid in tolls in 24hrs

The general understanding is that the law is made by the out of touch burgeoise, with the support of jews in the treasury who say they need more money and panicky concerned mothers who don't know shit but feel uneasy anyways, so the cops ignore the letter of the law and enforce the spirit of it (ie: let people use phones at stoplights, throw the book at them if they do it while driving, allow variance in the speed limit)

The law is seriously hot garbage. Having human police officers is an informal check on this major flaw of a representative democracy. You can not mediate the insane ramblings of lawmakers otherwise unless violence and intimidation on the part of civillian mobs and militias comes into play - or if you somehow violate thousands of years of social convention and force the ruling elite to live average lives at their state's median income.

When the police don't uphold this unspoken agreement, they're said to be morons, bastards, and revenue raisers. And then they wonder why a bunch of people ranging from dumb shit thieving niggers to well-off yuppies who have never comitted an offense more serious than unpaid parking and speedign in their lives have no qualms with telling them that the world would be better off if they died.

>but we protect you when we aren't screwing you over? don't blame us, blame the law
>...that we occasionally ignore
>but not in some cases!
>we're not hypocrites people

If you were planning on never going to NY again, you could have just not paid it, you might have gotten a warrant, but only in the state of NY

was thinking about that, but will definitely be having to go back there again in the future (work related) unfortunately.

>the future

There won't be an NY with any real governmental authority in the future. It will be like having a warrant in mexico.

It is nice here. We have our fair share of... unique characters, but we get to have guns, and if those unique characters set foot on my property, I get to put lead in their skulls

probably not gonna be like that in the next 3-6 months lol

Why the fuck is using the cell phone at a stop light illegal, again?

I'm all for banning the use of the fucking things when the car's in motion, but when at a light, not moving, and not about to move for a couple minutes?

Let Stacey get her text off at the light so she doesn't try to do it while actually driving, killing herself and a family of 4.

if youre texting at a light, theres a large likelihood you wont finish your message and will continue texting when the light is green. or, conversely if you do finish, ppl will then fuck around and go on fb, and inevitably wont see the light turn green and sit there for 5 seconds before realzing its green. i want to drown a puppy everytime this happens, i swear to god at every red light people HAVE to pull out there phone. just fucking put it down for 15 minutes while you drive around in a two ton steal missle u fucking dumb bitch

because the law just says "while operating a vehicle"

the lawmakers said "the cops will figure it out lol, if anyone has a problem they can contest it in court and spend millions on lawyers and appeals until they get us to change the law"

the cops didn't figure it out.
nobody thought it was worth the lawyer fees.

>have valentine one
>cruising along oregon backroads
>cop comes around corner and instantly lasers me
>63 in 45

and youre right in that there are probably people like you or i who could use a phone at a stoplight and not cause any problems. but you gotta remember how fucking dumb majority of society is. gotta walk as slow as the slowest person. like that jim jeffries bit, how he takes drugs like a champ, but because suzy did blow and chopped off her kids heads, none of us can

I hate getting stalled at stoplights by other drivers, too, user.

It's still far safer than the alternative. As much as I wish people would just let the fucks on the other end wait 10-15min for a response, you and I both know that humans aren't rational actors and that shit isn't going to fucking happen.

cool fuckin story

Gotta love the west. The only place where you're actually less patronized as a child.

i know. god i hope fully autonomous is the norm soon and that we can all get our old shitboxes grandfathered in (which of course they wont be able to)

>If they only forced bad drivers to cede to self-driving cars it would be very racist, sexist, and ageist, even if peoples privileges were stripped based solely on driving ability
>because americans can turn anything into an attack on their heritage or whatever
>don't give a guy a dollar and you're adolf fucking hitler

Not really a ticket story but close. I have been pulled over twice. The first time was when I just bought my car and was on my way to the DMW to register it. I showed the paperwork and the cop were cool and sent me on my way. The other time was shit.

>19
>Driving to a friend's house that's about 30 minutes away
>9pm doing 55 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in the right lane
>Cop pulls me over
>Explains that there is no insurance on my car
>MFW
>I was stupid enough to not have my insurance cards in my glove box
>Says that he is going to give me a ticket
>I tell him to wait as I'm going to call my insurance company to get my cards emailed
>Lets me off with a warning and drives off
>Sit in the pullout for 30 minutes waiting to talk to a rep
>Explain the story to the rep
>Tells me the cop is a meme and they have no access to a cars insurance
>Get my cards emailed anyway and drive off.

Honestly, I was in my Stock 99 Honda Accord. I still have no idea what his issue was.

>implying they won't do a "cash for clunkers" like program where they try to make us trade in our "unsafe" cars for self-driving econoboxes
>or face some kind of yearly fine

We're not getting grandfathered in, we're getting kicked out.

if you're british

in the US, the man eats steak even though the baby can't chew

(but only if he's rich, poor people are livestock)

yeah youre probably right. which is why im gonna buy a house in the middle of fucking nowhere and build a race track

That's adorable that you think that.

If Google and Detroit and their lobbyists tell Congress to do something, it's happening.

Nice tinfoil hat. Did you buy it at the gap?

It's a political science degree.

I got it from a good school.

So exactly how many different kinds of baskets can you weave?

Are you the same guy from another thread that thought real men don't go to college?

No, but I do think your particular degree is worthless when not used as an excuse to get your foot in the door and make connections, and teaches little of value. In fact, when you do finally get through the door, half the shit you currently believe will be invalidated, or you'll be an intern at a shitty think tank and remain delusional, sitting on the outside looking in.

I used it to get my foot in the door for an "intern" position raking in $60k.

Yes, conservatives are right when they talk about wasteful Federal spending. I'm proof.

Lol land of the free

>be me
>be faggot
>break law

Waaaaaah fuckin cops man no compassion not letting me break laws for my convenience!

You must 18+ to post here

>Believes google and domestic auto could upset the balance of society
>makes $60k a year

Yes, this is why people voted for trump. Too bad he'll give you a raise instead of firing you like he was supposed to.

>the law
>absolute
>always correct
gb2russia

cops are dicks, that's why we have courts.

I mean, you saw what the health insurance firms were able to do with the AHA.

You tell me.

Okay then faggot why didn't you go to court and fight it? Oh yea because you were in the wrong lololololol

Fuckin cops man 420 blazit faggot

I mean, there's health insurance, and then there's a major component of daily life and the core of everyone's illusion of freedom (sometimes a reality if they're good at running from the cops and know a good border crossing in texas)

>Driving a 5 ton on my way to a pick up. The customer is located off a trucking route so I'm taking a non trucking route to get there because no other options exist.
>Get flagged by vehicle inspection officer. He flagged me down because I'm on a non trucking route.
>I tell him I'm going to a customer who is on this street, literally 5 blocks away. He points out that I needed to go halfway around the city in order to access that area through a closer road. I point out that 3 semis pass me while he's issuing me a ticket. He tells me that if he wasn't giving me a ticket he'd be giving them a ticket.
Luckily my work covered for that because i wouldn't have been off a trucking route if it weren't for the customer. Not too long ago I was issued another ticket for going through a YELLOW light in the same city. I put in a dispute for the ticket because getting a ticket on a fucking yellow light is complete bullshit, especially when they didn't even put down which intersection it was in. I figured i got pulled over because I was near the scales and it was the end of the month and 5 ton drivers seem to be an easy target.

The system is sadly flawed

>how to contest a ticket:
>say you'll contest it
>show up in court... in the appropriate municipality, at their convenience
>you live in oregon, the ticket is in virginia
>ticket ends up costing less than travel, lawyer or no lawyer
>if you can even make the court date

you can give testimony by video but it's pretty rare for you to "show up" in court by video. and the states like this, because they ARE human, and DO care more about themselves and their immediate peers more than some faggot from halfway across the nation. people who don't directly influence you might as well be imaginary. it's part of the human condition.

Nigga what part of facing the consequences of your actions do you not understand?

Not being compelled to buy something by the government was a pretty major component of people's freedom for a while, user.

Then, you know, auto insurance.

In this case, you don't have a constitutional right to be able to drive, or to an automobile. It's a privilege. It'll be awarded or taken away as the state (and the assholes who make the laws, many of whom don't even drive) dictate.

With law, your actions don't have consequences. Your actions might have consequences, or they might not. There are structured systems for determining whether or not your actions have consequences. It's not GOD, it's LAW. Lawyers and judges not levantine jews. Get it right kiddo.

Sometimes those systems are dated and unjust so instead of your actions maybe having consequences, the state acts as a tyrannical "god" figure rather than a civilized place under the rule of law, and says what goes without question as long as they only pick on people with mailing addresses outside of a certain radius.

This isn't true when the police are allowed to beat the shit out of you without justification though. Then, your actions have consequences. Even your haircut has consequences. But when that shit happens, people start assassinating the police.

120km/h+ in the Fraser canyon (80km/h) in summertime when i was 19 in my moms 94 Honda Accord 4cylinder. Cop was a cunt and actually stopped highway traffic to do a 3pt turn to chase me. I pulled over before she even caught me. I was shaking I was so spooked. $480~ ticket and licensed suspended for like 3 months. I never mailed mum license in like I was supposed to and just kept driving albeit carefully. like 2 months in I went to icbc and told them
I had gone travelling and the person who was supposed to mail or hand my license in never did and they just let me finish up my remaining month. I've had lots of tickets since including another $400+ whopper for speeding on the sea to sky in a construction zone on a SUNDAY when nobody was working. A couple $180 ones including one on my cbr600rr that I shoulda just ran for lol.

>broke law for my convenience
>forced to pay consequences
>want to try to weasel out of repercussions
>can't do so because it's inconvenient for me
>my convenience is the determining factor for deciding that the entire justice system is flawed

Blow us a sick Vape cloud, tip your fedora, and go pay your fucking fine, KIDDO. You're not fooling anyone with your pseudo intellectual and empty coffee shop revolutionary bullshit. You're a child throwing a tantrum because daddy spanked you for being bad.
#killcops #weshootinbacknigga

>needs to use google maps to find his way around
>doesn't know where he's going
>can't afford a fucking roadmap
lmaoing @ your life tbqh.

Buy a fucking roadmap you poor millenial cunt. I'm sure they cost less than $95. Alternatively, you could git fucking gud and know where you're heading or ask for directions.

heh, nothin' personnel, kid

Good to know Veeky Forums is cucced by the state.

>you don't have a right to driving

Uh? You have a right to do anything you wish as long as you are not initiating force upon another person or their property. Movement is not an initiation of force.

Statists get out reeeeeeee

Please shut the fuck up and only speak out in your community college courses.

>be me
>had argument with my girlfriend
>decide to go out for a drive in my fox around 11 pm
>cruising at about 75
>some crappy mazda passes me going ~95
>woman
>decide to step it up and drive along going ~90
>slow down to 75 since I decided i wanted to cruise instead
>cop pulls up behind me to check my plates
>steps on it to pass me and suddenly stops besides me
>still cruising 75, which is already over the speed limit (65 I think)
>he steps on it and I step on it and we end up going 90
>he slows down and I slow down
>he steps on it again and cuts across 3 lanes and leaves me behind
>I decide to follow and we end up going 100
>he brakes suddenly to 60 and I do as well
>he stops me and I end up getting arrested for racing on the highway
>stuck in jail for the next 17 hours
>still worth It