Share your worst ticket stories

there's not a lot wrong with it, I see retards driving at 80mph changing lanes playing candy crush or some shit yet i'll be pulled if I glance at maps or something no doubt

lol there was absolutely no way you were getting written up for 16 offences

you probably weren't even getting written up for two until you admitted it

>Be 17
>Get caught doing 106mph
>1000 dollar ticket
>5 points on my license
>It was fucked
>Cops were funny tho

wtf bicyclist where do you live that this is normal. How much did these tickets cost. Were they like moving violations? how in the shit i dont understand.

>leaving Brother's house for Thanksgiving dinner last year
>Brother realizes my headlight is out and tells me
>Decide to stop at Walmart before I go home to buy a new bulb
>Pull out of neighborhood on to main road
>Cop follows me all the way to Walmart
>turns his lights on as I park
>asks for my ID typical shit
>tells me my headlight is out
>tell him I just noticed leaving my Brother's and came here to buy a replacement
>he walks up to headlight and gives it a punch
>headlight turns on
>tells me it must of had a short in it or something
>gives ID back and tells me to take care
>get home and fix wires in car
>turns out nothing is even holding the headlight in place so I find some bolts to secure it

My only time getting pulled over. I'm white and American and don't understand the feels in these threads.

>be white
I got a failure to yield turn but I was in a unknown part of town and got it dropped by saying I was stressed and just trying to get home.

>working pizza job
>goes on a delivery to some drug dealer's house
>gets 'pulled over' when I return to the shop
>apparently all the other drivers had been pulled over after after going to that house

>just got car back from shop
>shakedown cruise
>hit abandoned straight at 2 AM, floor it
>doing 90 in 3rd gear bumping up against glorious 8,000 RPM redline
>look to left as I pass church parking lot
>wild police officer facing directly towards me
>hop off throttle but figure I'm fucked anyway, just let the engine brake me to the light at the end of the street
>literally sit at light for entire cycle waiting for cop
>nothing
>fuck it, make left turn to take back roads home
>look to left again
>two police officers sitting outside of a gas station talking to each other, ignoring me completely
>go home with no problems.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that those cunts didn't do their jobs (we recently had multiple street racing fatalities in the area over the course of the past month)
In fact, literally the only time a cop has turned on his disco lights at me was because I was playing Pokémon go in a parking lot and he thought I was trying to break into my car.
How do you guys even get caught?

>Get caught doing 106mph
>1000 dollar ticket
Over here, the speeding ticket is pretty tame all the way up to 80. It then takes a huge jump. Another jump at 90 since that is reckless ticket now.

>70 in a 30 outside a school
>pulled over
>cop says first ticket, let off easy
>no points, $150 fine
Wow fuck em am I rite guys?