WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, ALFA

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, ALFA

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Impressive
They made something fucking ugly into something worse.

Beta Romeo to the max.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Yeah how dare they make a better car in every way.

I miss the bars on the V though

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Both cars look just awesome.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Audi-cuck spotted.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Shit brand lover thinks I like another shit brand
Retard.

Nojokur
Nojokur

better car in every way
not aesthetically, at least from that angle

Supergrass
Supergrass

Burgercuck spotted.
muh F150

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I've always lived the look of this car. I always played it in videogames if I saw it was on there.

Since I live in the states I've never seen one in person. What are Alphas like as car compared to the other makes?

what are they like on the average reliability side?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Meh

Audi does that shit too. Can you honestly tell an A3 from a TT from an A4 from an A5 from an A6 from an A8 .... at 50 meters?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Alfa is just amazing. Old car looks as good as new car.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

oh, it's spelled Alfa. No bully pls

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

They're so hideous."understated" = lazy underwhelming design.

happy_sad
happy_sad

liking a fucking landwhale carrier.
Muh ferrrrrd
Mechanically they are tiny engines big PS.
But every single Alfa looks like shit.
Those three lights in the front, fugly
That grill, eye rape
The rear with it's two big round rear lights, constipation for your eyes.

I knew that, and I don't attack grammerz, but unlike what you typed it should be called BETA Romeo.
Don't forget that they are all the fucking same style.
From the front they are all the same, only that the higher number, the longer they are.

Audi TT
Brake discs small enough for a moped car.

Inmate
Inmate

Mechanically they are tiny engines big PS.

that's disappointing. I kind of assumed they were on the same level as BMW or Jaguar over there.

likme
likme

Not to mention fwd bias quattro system. Disgust.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

they were very unreliable back in the 90's and not too good in 2000's but the 159 is pretty solid, at least not least reliable than the germans

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

That's a good thing though.
Large engines cost double, triple, quadruple the price in tax and if the price of the engine is 1/5 of the car it's quite a price you have to pay extra.

Not like in the old days of the pure bred Audi's of a time long gone.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I like the 2005 model a lot

Skullbone
Skullbone

I do to user. We can have out little club over here. No bully allowed.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Rear looks ok.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

They went full BMW. Other night I saw one from side and couldn't tell if it it was 3 or 5 until I come closer

farquit
farquit

tfw want to buy alfa romeo just for the emblem

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

this part says a fuckton about the brand itself.

2005 was right in the middle when the "headlights bending far back into the hood" thing began to really take off.
alfa still was edgy and still contrary at that time and went blatantly the opposite way.

the new one is so "me too" it's hilarious and really tells you how hard they're trying to stay relevant or even stay alive.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

stay alive
you must be american
i see plenty of alfa romeos in the street, lots of mitos and giuliettas

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

front is tongue-in-cheek 10minutes design, side BMW, rear Audi

Flameblow
Flameblow

you must be Italian

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

all cars look like mondeo now

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

you must be american

well this is supposed to be an *american* image board. I can't help it all these non free 3rd world freeloaders decided to come up in here and pretend they live in the greatest country on earth.

I hope trumps wall works on the internet as well.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I wish alfa was sourced by some japanese companies.

Lunatick
Lunatick

trying too hard there, buddy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yeah... I hope I dont get banned for shitposting now.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Only wogs and pretentious fuckwits find that 2005 abortion attractive.

Looks like the tapered end of a shit, fuck that grille it can go to hell.

viagrandad
viagrandad

love how angry this car looks. If I had this thing failing to overtake on an uphill I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Taste Police is here, you plebs. Stop shittalking Alfas right this minute.
16250464
Især dig.

SniperWish
SniperWish

the 2005 car is fucking terrible.

At least with the guila, the only terrible thing about it is the front. It has the right proportion and curves everywhere else.

Lunatick
Lunatick

If I had the money, I'd slap a turbo on the V6 model and nigger-rig a transfer case + AWD from a RAV4 or something. It'd be a bit heavy, but it'd fucking move.

idontknow
idontknow

It looks like someone put a Ferrari rear bumper on the front of a bmw.

Shit car/10

Anyone who pays money for that is retarded, Italian or a combination of the two.

muh heritage
its not a car it's an alfalfa romeo

pic not related

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I imagined that situation in my head and i couldnt stop laughing.

whereismyname
whereismyname

muh soul and passion

JunkTop
JunkTop

Alfa made an uglier Mazda 6.

happy_sad
happy_sad

The new design is shit. I'm really disappointed.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Both look amazing to be honest.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

især dig

Fellow denmarkistani detected
also not that guy you tried to reply to

DeathDog
DeathDog

both look like shit

sorry im not sorry

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

both look like heaven. if you actually think those cars are not beautiful, kys right this moment.

happy_sad
happy_sad

the new one looks like a sucked bar of soap (like every car now).

the old one at least was different and interesting.

Playboyize
Playboyize

BMW copy kek.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

looks like shit in white t b h

Snarelure
Snarelure

Can you tell the difference between a camaro and a stang at 50m?

Emberfire
Emberfire

using kys unironically
>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/
/soc/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

WebTool
WebTool

REV

Illusionz
Illusionz

Bottom looks like a tiburon

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

literally the only angle in which the car looks really awesome.

everywhere else it's average AS FUCK.

FastChef
FastChef

Both are pretty damn ugly. They have to know that, right?

I feel like they know that the traditional Alfa front end is ugly as hell, but they have to stick with it because it's pretty much their trademark.

Lunatick
Lunatick

its a 4-door anyways, who cares how it looks that alone is bad already

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Design a "GRRR I AM ANGRY" car
Make it FWD
STOB ID

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

it looks good :3

Methnerd
Methnerd

The Guilia not FWD though.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Fruhnt end

Wanna know how I know you're a filthy American?

eGremlin
eGremlin

I am talking about 159.
Galant also comes to mind.

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